[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"I see." BFZ said. "Should we... don a new disguise then? Not like theives tho..." She suggested.

[Klinsy]

Meowkie had a idea:

Meowkie: "It's best that Xandra, Valkyrie and BFZ go to Animal Village since they never been there before while we stay here and gather data."

Xandra: "... Can I just stay here? I don't want to go on a adventure."

Valkyrie: "That's not at all what the brave Xandra would say! Come on!"

Valkyrie dragged Xandra while BFZ followed them.

[Failinhearts]

"You need disguises, huh? Well, I have this little baby I cooked up!" Pop Fizz gets out a bottle contaning a red potion. "This is a new "soda-licious" recipe I made! Perception potion! Makes the viewers think they're looking at someone else! Think of it like an illusion!"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"Seems Legit I guess..." BFZ said as she followed Xandra and Valkyrie. Wonder what the village looks like... She thought.

"But how long does this potion last Pop Fizz?" BFZ asks.

[Failinhearts]

"About 15 minutes." Pop Fizz answers.

Sonic and Tails grab the potion and give it a sip. "BLECH! This tastes awful! In what way is this soda-licious?!" Sonic exclaims, sticking out his tounge.

"Look on the bright side! You now look like an elephant, and Tails looks like a walking slice of Swiss Cheese!"

[Klinsy]

Xandra tried to stop this:

Xandra: "We're all going on a wild goose chase over something that doesn't even matter!"

Valkyrie: "It does matter, I will not let your name not be known."

Xandra: "... Val, can you please listen to me? Just this once?"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

BFZ looked at the changed sentinals and tried hard not to laugh. Well she couldn't laugh anyway, due to her sore throat.

"But why a Swiss cheese of all things?" BFZ asked Pop Fizz.

 

[Failinhearts]

"I dunno. I never really tested out this potion before, so the outcome is obviously gonna be random." Pop Fizz explains.

"Oh, that's reassuring." Tails The Swiss Cheese Slice says.

[Klinsy]

Valkyrie, Xandra and BFZ arrive at Charade's founder home:

Xandra: "Remember, Val, it isn't right to hurt someone just they got info wrong.:

Valkyrie: "I know Xan Xan, we're just going ask them a few questions."

Xandra: "Phew."

Valkyrie: "Then have BFZ kick their butt."

Xandra: "..."

[Failinhearts]

The cops of the town held Sonic and the Disciples up, making them fall behind the others.

"Halt! I need some identification before you can proceed." A cop says.

"Why?" Sonic The Elephant asks.

"For starters, your friend is a sentient piece of cheese." The cop replies.

[Klinsy]

Xandra met with the Charade's founder:

Xandra: "Be glad you're only meeting with me, the others want to kick your butt."

???: "... Sandra, is that you? How are you still alive?"

Xandra: "Huh?  My name is Xandra, not Sandra, um, you really didn't do your research and now people all around the world know about me."

???: "... How can I forget my old friend, Xan Xan?"

Xandra: "... Val, is that you?"

Old Valkyrie: "I may have lost my spirit but I'm still that old adventurer at heart."

[Failinhearts]

Pop Fizz's potion wore off.

"Oh, it's you!" The cop says. "You think you can escape me?"

"Uhhh, look! Somebody's stealing marshmallows!" Sonic yells, pointing in another direction.

"What? Where?" The cop turns around, giving Sonic, Tails and Pop Fizz ample time to run away.

[Klinsy]

Old Valkyrie explained her story:

Old Valkyrie: "Eventually, I was granted eternal life but not eternal youth  but the Legends Of The Valkyrie became clouded in mystery, not even myself knows everything that happened now."

Xandra: "But Dark Valkyrie stuck your past self in the present, how can you exist?"

Old Valkyrie: "Go to your town, whatever it's called and you'll find the answer."

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Calamity followed, arms crossed. She huffed. "It's not fair! Why do you guys get all the credit? The thing with the marshmallows was totally me!"

Star (who was back to being mute, now that the tablet was gone) patted Calamity's arm sympathetically.

[Klinsy]

Xandra ran out of town:

Xandra: "NOPOINTINBEINGHERENOW,GOTTOGOBACKTOFORESTCROSSINGBYE!"

Valkyrie: "... What did you just say? You were talking too fast."

Xandra: "We got to go back to Forest Crossing, okay!"

[Failinhearts]

The others ran past Sonic, Tails and Pop Fizz, who were just heading to the building.

"Welp, never mind. Let's go the other way." Sonic and the others changed directions.

[Klinsy]

Xandra explained the situation:
 

Valkyrie: "So, you're saying the one who put out the misinformation about you is a old version of me?"

Xandra: "I just can't make any sense of this, it contradicts too many things."

Punchy: "Maybe she's from Mewkie's future?"

Meowkie: "Impossible, she's been stuck in the present ... unless the curse has been undone>"

Mewkie: "I don't remember seeing her in my future."

Rosie: "So, our answer lies in Forest Crossing?"

Rarity: "Well, I guess me and Meowkie have another case."

Dreamy: "I will consult with Serena, she knows about the town better than anyone else."

Sweetie Belle: "Um.... words, I'M ADDING TO THIS CONVERSATIONS, I SWEAR!"

[Failinhearts]

So ic and the others finally caught up.

"There you guys are! Wait, what's all this talk about Val?" Sonic asks.

After the situation was explained, Tails spoke up.

"Perhaps we should call in the Doctor. He can figure out what caused her future self to go into the past."

[Klinsy]

Xandra told the info Old Val told him:

Xandra: "The answer is somewhere in Forest Crossing, we got to look around everywhere."

Sweetie Belle: "Well, there is some weird thing under my bed."

Rarity: "Sweetie Belle, that's a tea stain I forgot to clean up and didn't have the courage to tell you about it."

[Failinhearts]

"Roger that!" Sonic says, saluting. "Everyone, get your DEUS out. We can use the scanning app to search for anomalies."

Everyone gets out their watches and scatters, on the search for this "secret".

[Klinsy]

Punchy got a idea:

Punchy: "Why don't we just ask Dark Valkyrie how to undo the spell?"

Dreamy: "Punchy, that's the dumbest idea I ever heard."

Mewkie: "I don't know, maybe if we cook up a fake wish seed, she'll buy it?"

[Failinhearts]

"Perhaps if we grab a random seed, and give it a bit of Perception Potion, that'll be enough to get her here!" Pop Fizz suggests, grabbing another bottle.

"Now, I want you guys to find the seed that best resembles one of your "wish seeds". The more similar it looks, the more effective the illusion is!"

[Klinsy]

Rosie point out a fault in the plan:

Rosie: "The only seeds we have in this town are Watermelon seeds."

Valkyrie: "The wish seed looks less like a seed and more like a giant lemon, we need to find a lemon."

Sweetie Belle: "And after that we can make some wish lemonade!"

[Failinhearts]

"Sure, a lemon, whatever." Pop Fizz responds, passively. "Let's just grab one."

Pop Fizz runs into his house, searching for a lemon. "Uhh, I have no lemons."

[Klinsy]

Punchy thought of something:
Punchy: "If only if Mega Man was still here, then we can get a lot of lemons from his hand blaster."

Valkyrie: "... Isn't there a building in every theme park shaped like a giant lemon to sell lemonade? That's what it like when I went to them.":

Xandra: "The wish seed isn't that big, Val."