[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

BFZ examined the presents and shook them. They were quite heavy.

"I wonder what's in these things..." BFZ wondered. Knowing Doom, he may have put something worse. She thought.

[Failinhearts]

"I'm more curious about this list. It's clear DOOM has a bias." Sonic says.

He holds up the list for everyone to see. The first entry on the naughty list is "Reed Richards".

"Looks like he's getting coal this year."

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"Of course." BFZ said. 

"...But what if it isn't coal but something else? Hold this present, it's kinda heavy, is Coal meant to be heavy?"

BFZ gave the present to Sonic, and then checked how many presents were there.

..."We have quite a lot...."

[Failinhearts]

"Rather weighty..." Sonic says.

He turns to see the bags upon bags of presents.

"So, are we travelling across the multiverse to deliver these presents?"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"An obvious yes, since Mr.Richards is from the Fantastic 4 universe, and probably because of that... thing Doom has." BFZ said.

Then something occured to her. "Do y'think we should test drive the sled first? So that we can like get used to it and not crash land?". BFZ was still thinking...

[Failinhearts]

"T-Test it? I'll gladly volunteer!"

Tails hops onto the seat and eagerly activates the engines.

"Never in my millions of years of existence have I driven a sleigh!"

Edited December 18, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Klinsy]

Sweetie Belle was annoyed:

Sweetie Belle: "Only three reindeer, how are we supposed to pull this thing?"

Meowkie: "My nose is so bright, nya, I can't see anything."

Rarity: "I now feel bad for those carrying chariots..."

[Failinhearts]

"I'm sure the reindeers are just for asthetic purposes. This thruster on the back is more than enough to get this thing moving." Sonic takes control and sends the sleigh flying, however, the thruster seems to only speed across the ground.

"Sonic! The reindeers are supposed to keep the sleigh flying and to change direction! All this thruster does is speed up the sleigh!" Tails says.

"Now you tell me!"

[Klinsy]

DOOM halted the sleigh with his power:

DOOM: "It's clear now, we can not go until we find more reindeer, if only I could change you two circles into some."

Rosie: "I would rather be a reindeer than a snowman!"

Punchy: "Noot noot! (What she said!)

Serena: "... You morons, you just gave him a idea, now he's going to spread this to the entire world!"

[Failinhearts]

Upon this realization, Sonic went completely silent.

He and Tails walk out the sleigh and sit down on the snow.

"I can't do anything right." Sonic says.

[Klinsy]

DOOM made a statement:

DOOM: "Oh, DOOM almost forgot, you all haven't introduced yourself to our loyal viewers yet ... so, talk or DOOM will make you talk "

Dream Serena: "Why aren't you introducing yourself?"

DOOM: "Santa needs no introduction."

[Failinhearts]

Tails tried to look at what he hoped was the camera.

"Umm.. I'm Tails The Fox.. I'm 145 million years old."

There was an awkward silence.

"It's normal where I live."

Sonic stands up and tries to act like his old self.

"Name's Sonic The Hedgehog! And I'll make sure DOOMY here won't take you over!'

[GamerGirl54321]

"Hey, cool, now Villain Con might invite me!" Calamity said. "Hi, I'm Calamity Lynx, supervillain-to-be! And this is my sidekick Star! Star, c'mere!"

Star hid behind a present.

"Uh, okay? Anyway, we're gonna take over the world together! Evil rules!" After a moment, she realized something and added hastily, "Uh, our normal outfits are cooler than these."

[Failinhearts]

"I'd stop her too, if I wasn't busy with Metal Face here." Sonic ways, sarcastically.

After that, Sonic resumes being silent. He's still worried about who'd be the next reindeers, and how he'll save them.

"What can I do?" Sonic asks to himself.

[Klinsy]

DOOM did not like Sonic's nickname:

DOOM: "Treat DOOM with respect or be wiped out of existence, you got that?"

Meowkie: "Boss, I got a question, why am I such a small reindeer? I understand Sweetie Belle and Rarity, but why me?

DOOM: "DOOM been watching a lot of One Piece lately."

[Failinhearts]

Tails decides to hook himself up to the sleigh, and puts a red LED nose on him.

"You need extra propulsion? I'll volunteer." He says, spinning his tails.

"Now let's get this over with!"

[Klinsy]

DOOM snapped his fingers:

DOOM: "Still not enough, we need more reindeer!"

Suddenly, a staticy voice started talking:

???: "You fool, you dare to steal DOOM's armor and plastic Infinity Gauntlet replica?"

Meowkie: "Plastic? ... Wait, how did you do this then? ... Who are you?"

DOOM's voice got a lot less deep:
 

doom: "Uh, doom is ... doom?"

[Failinhearts]

"Does this mean I can remove this nose?" Tails says.

He detaches himself from the sleigh.

Sonic stands up. "Alright you imposter, who really are you?"

[Klinsy]

He explained who he was:

???: Doom, Bob Doom cousin of Victor  ... please, guys, I spent all this time doing research on you, let me have this, please?"

Meowkie: "So, how did you shape shift us?

Bob: "An invisible shape shifting ray, I'll turn you back to normal when Christmas is done, promised."

[Failinhearts]

"Why do you want to research us?!" Sonic yells.

"Well, this town is responsible for the near-destruction of the universe several times, not to mention the tons of powerful people who live here. Who wouldn't research us?" Tails replies.

"Why shape-shift my friends, though? What's the point of that in your research? To see how people react to having hooves?"

[Klinsy]

Bob got frustrated:

Bob: "Haven't you heard of having a theme? Gosh, you don't know the first thing about villainy."

Punchy: "Nug Nug" (Wait, how is a shape shifting ray make someone not able to talk right?)

Bob: "I have no idea what you're saying."

[Failinhearts]

Tails gets out his DEUS to translate Punchy.

"Well, Punchy. He could simply shape shift your vocal cords too... He morphed the physical structure of it to make nothing but noot sounds."

Tails then puts his DEUS away.

[Klinsy]

Rosie decided to speak her mind:

Rosie: "How do we know this guy is even telling the truth about this whole "invisible" shift shaping ray? He already lied about who he was."

Dream Serena: "... My goodness, I finally know what's going on ... it's one of the works of the realm of gods, they do this to one village every year and they just deiced to use this idiot as a scrapgoat. ... Come on out, Jollyness."

Bob passed out and Jollyness emerged from his body.

Jollyness: "Ho ho ho, I am Jollyness, the spirit of all things jolly ... and someone in this town hasn't been very jolly ... so I staged a special to cheer him up." 

[Failinhearts]

"So what are you? Some kind of Christmas Yo-Kai?" Sonic asks.

"Sorry for not being so jolly, ghost Santa, but I've been through a lot of crap recently."

He continues to sit down.

[Klinsy]

This isn't really a story post but I think I'll post it here anyways.

If you think we're going too fast or the story is too confusing, feel free to tell us.

We'll give a recap on what's going on or try to be a bit slower.