[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Klinsy]

DOOM held the glove up:

DOOM: "DOOM's intention is not to kill, however, DOOM is not afraid to resort to it if any of you got funny ideas."

Rarity: "Of course you made the four legged creatures reindeer, why couldn't I  be Mirah Carey or something?"

DOOM: "DOOM was playing the replacement for Fighting Is Magic lately, there was reindeer in it, so, you're reindeer."

Rarity: "... Fighting is what?"

[Failinhearts]

"It's a fan-game. That's all you need to know." Tails says.

"So what do we do? Wait for "Metal Face" here to deliver his presents?" Sonic yells out.

"I'm not just gonna stand here and wait!"

[Klinsy]

DOOM crossed his arms:

DOOM: "You don't want to disappoint the children, do you?"

Rosie: "What children? ... Ugh, it's so cold."

DOOM: "Oh, did DOOM forget to tell you? DOOM is filming this, million of children see this nothing as but a very meta Christmas special airing on ABC and BBC."

Dream Serena: "Of course you made the one with pointy ears a elf."

[Failinhearts]

"Hello, kiddies!" Tails says, waving at what he hopes is the camera.

"Let's make things simple: You're in for a wild ride."

Tails turns back to Sonic, expecting a witty remark. He stood there quietly.

[Klinsy]

Meowkie had a question:

Meowkie: "Just how far is this thing's range? Is the realm of the gods, BTYT, Animal Village, Justice, and my detective office affected too?"

DOOM: "DOOM thinks having too big of a cast of characters would make this confusing, so DOOM is just sticking to this town right now."

Meowkie: "... Rarity, Sweetie Belle, how did you walk like this all your lives? These hooves are like heavy shoes."

Rarity: "Well, admittedly, I did had a question about cats who mostly walk on two feet..."

[Failinhearts]

Tails continued to shake Sonic.

"Hey, you have a plan, don't you?"

"For once, I don't know." Sonic says, with a grim tone.

[Agie]

Then Amitie and Honker pop up all of a sudden.

With barely a memory of what happened before, they find themselves in Christmas clothes.

"Get really real...what's happening?!" said Amitie, confused and worried.

"What the $@#% is this?! Why am I dressed as a %$#$ing elf?!" shouted Honker. He's...not pleased about this one bit.

[Failinhearts]

"Oh, Amitie! Honker! Thank goodness you're alive!"

Tails continued to explain what was going on.

"So yeah, DOOM basically controls the town, we're being filmed and Sonic's super depressed."

[GamerGirl54321]

"Well, that's a privacy invasion," Calamity said. She turned back around, then winced at the jingling. "Man, did you have to put the bells on my ears? This is humiliating enough as is. And why don't they have to?!" She gestured at Star and Honker. "Come on! This isn't fair!"

Star put a hand on Calamity's shoulder.

Calamity groaned. "Ugh. Anyways. How long is this gonna last?"

Edited December 18, 2015 by GamerGirl54321

[Failinhearts]

"Until we can put a stop to this plan. End of Christmas at least."

Tails snaps his fingers.

"Maybe I can enlist the help of Lucario and Mega Man!"

He runs over to the river, only to realize that the river is frozen shut, sealing off the Smash world.

"So much for that idea." Tails says, disappointed.

[Agie]

"Get really real..." said Amitie.

"If only I had a chainsaw...wait..." Honker notices someone coming closer...

[Failinhearts]

"I do not want anyone killing here, you understand me?!" Sonic yells, immediately snapping out of it.

He looks to the being coming closer.

"Who are you working for? BTYT? DOOM?"

[Klinsy]

DOOM think this has gone far enough.

DOOM: "How many times has DOOM saved you? And you view DOOM as a killer? BAH!"

DOOM: "Speaking of BTYT, DOOM has some nice "toys" for them."

DOOM: "Reindeer! Elves! Get into the sleigh, we must make way!"

[Failinhearts]

"What sleigh?" Sonic asks.

Just then, a green sleigh came from the sky and lands on top of the hedgehog.

"Hardy har har."

[GamerGirl54321]

"But we didn't have a chance to make any toys!" Calamity whined. "Now who's gonna put whoopee cushions in the- Uh, I mean, how are we going to get out?"

Calamity and Star boarded the sleigh. Calamity adjusted herself. "Wow, this is way roomier than I thought it would be."

[Failinhearts]

Tails goes to the front seat, observing the controls.

"Wow, rather high-tech! Couldn't have done it better myself."

Tails realizes that he shouldn't compliment the enemy.

"I mean... it's adequate."

[Agie]

During that, the being reveals himself to be...

"...Conker?!" Said Honker in a surprised tone.

"Huh? Do I know you from somewhere?" said Conker, clearly hungover.

"You know this guy?" said Amitie.

"Yes..." said Honker in an annoyed tone. "Let's just say he and I go way back..."

"Um...I'm sorry, but could you help me? *hic*" said Conker.

[Failinhearts]

"As long as it doesn't involve doing suggestive things to sunflowers, I'll help." Sonic says.

"Well, I would if somebody can help me get this sleigh offa me!"

Tails flies up and pulls him out.

[Agie]

"Uh...okay. Um, you see, I don't know where I am, and I need to go to bed, or at least find one of those context-sensitive thingies..." Conker said.

"Um...context sensitive?" said Amitie.

Honker just shrugs. "I don't get it, either."

[Failinhearts]

"You're in a world that's under control by a supervillain. Need I say anything more?" Sonic says to Conker.

"Also, you're on camera, so set a good example for the kiddies and don't get drunk."

Sonic hops into the sleigh.

[Klinsy]

DOOM changed his mind on something:

DOOM: "You know .,.. Pukey, is it?"

Punchy: "My name is Punchy, Pukey is my brother."

DOOM: "Yeah, whatever, I don't think it was right to make you into a snowman..."

Punchy: "Oh, really?"

DOOM: "Yes, your color scheme fits more of a penguin."

DOOM uses his power to change Punchy into a VERY FAMILIAR penguin.

Punchy: "Noot?" (Why can't I talk normally?)

[Agie]

"Ah, okay then. *hic*"

TING! A lightbulb over his head!

"Let's see what this does..." A curtain covers him, and uncovers him to reveal him not being hungover anymore.

"Ah, I feel loads better, and...wait a minute, I know you!" Conker said as he points at Honker. "You tried to frame me all those years ago!"

"Is that true?!" said Amitie to Honker.

"er..." said Honker, unsure of how to respond. "Well, it's good to see you too, Conker, ol' buddy ol' pal! How's Berri been doin'?" he says, with an incredibly fake-looking smile.

"I wouldn't call you my pal after all that." said Conker. "And if you're wondering...Berri's dead." He says, sounding much sadder.

"Wait...what?! H...How?!"

"Oh...I'm sorry..." said Amitie.

"Don't be. It was my own fault. If I had just gone home that day..." Conker then changes the subject, not wanting to dwell on the sad memories. "..anyways, since we're here, how do we get out of here? Hey, wat's that?"

[Failinhearts]

"It's a Christmas sleigh. It has lots of impressive- I mean, average technological enhancements."

Tails looks around the sleigh. "It's got a rift engine, rocket boosters... Ohhhh, it even has rocket launchers!"

Tails snapped out of it. "Well... yeah."

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

As all this was happening, BFZ remained silent. She decided to go through this again:

• Doom was responsible for this.
• Several people are reindeer, elves and a penguin.
• This is actually a christmas special, aired on two channels.
• The Smash Portal was sealed by the frozen lake, but that didn't matter, considering that she knew what happened.

She decided not to tell yet. The last thing they need is another sad thing. We need a plan to get that gauntlet! If it can obey Doom, it should obey us! She thought.

Now back in action, BFZ observed the sleigh. "So uh, you want us to ride the thing?" She asked.

[Failinhearts]

"Well, what other choice do we have?" Sonic says to BFZ.

"Now I suppose we have presents to deliver, who's first?"

Sonic sees a long piece of paper appear from a slot on the control panel. he takes it and gives it a read. "Hm... naughty and nice?"