We Dare

[Badnik Mechanic]

I hope that Can you imagine what that company could come up with? They make strange things for just about every Wii game... lol so why not?

[Agent York]

I still think this game is not right for a video game setting and I mean... Honestly these type of games are best through word, I don't want a video game telling me to put my friend on my lap and start slapping their ass to make my Mii fly through hoops. While a bit funny in concept how many people are really going to end up dong what you're supposed to in the game? Also the interest is limited. I don't want to play this game with my family, thank you very much.

The only use I could possibly see in this is getting someone involved who wouldn't normally involve themselves in a game like this, and that's just dirty.

(I mean, I am a playful and messing around person who has played some of these type of games in his day but I just can't see it translating well into video games at all. But then I guess I don't think working out like in Wii Fit translates well into video games either so who knows?)

[Badnik Mechanic]

Lol rewatch the trailer and pay VERY close attention to the bits at 0:43 and 0:52 (the girls getting their bums slapped)

Ubisoft... would you kindly explain where the Wiimote is? Only to me it just looks like their slapping each others bums for the sake of it! Lol theres no Wiimote in these 'scenes'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY&feature=player_embedded#at=37

See for yourself. I wonder what happened to the Wiimote?

[Ferno]

They must expect us nerds to have nerves of steel if they don't expect us to get erm- "excited," having a girl across our laps like that... I mean c'mon, if you just happened to actually be playing this game casually with a lifelong friend that just happened to be a girl, and you "sprouted another Wiimote," there would be no END to the awkwardness. 8U

[Doctor MK]

They must expect us nerds to have nerves of steel if they don't expect us to get erm- "excited," having a girl across our laps like that... I mean c'mon, if you just happened to actually be playing this game casually with a lifelong friend that just happened to be a girl, and you "sprouted another Wiimote," there would be no END to the awkwardness. 8U

I suggest breaking the tension by shouting "LEVEL UP!" when said incident occurs.

Then she'll know you're playing WITH POWER!

[/awfulsuggestions]

[Tornado]

You know, there have been jokes about a vibrator attachment for the Wiimote since it was first announced. This could be the game that makes it a reality.

Who's that at the door?! It Secretariat!!!!!

Not Tornado.

[Saint Nathan]

Best multi-player game ever.

Worst single-player game ever.

[Doctor MK]

Best multi-player game ever.

Worst single-player game ever.

I dread to think what the single player mode will involve.

Or rather, what motion controls it involves.

*shudders*

[TheGerkuman]

Good thing someone posted the 'pear with teeth' picture, or I'd have gone mad reading this topic.

I doubt anyone will really buy this, except drunk students.

[Ekaje]

I dread to think what the single player mode will involve.

Or rather, what motion controls it involves.

*shudders*

Beam Katana Charging: The Game

[jennytablina]

Well lets be honest here, Ubisoft only have assasins creed right now thats popular, everything else they produce lately is either completely crap or classic shovelware.

Rabbids Go Home is surprisingly decent and I'm waiting on Rayman Origins and Beyond Good & Evil HD/2 (and apparently Just Dance is actually good). Ubi-Soft does have some decent titles but it's awfully fond of making a ton of trash between the good stuff :/

But yeah, game is crazy and people who want 4 player mode likely don't need a wii game to get worked up together anyway.

[JezMM]

Attractive friends not included.

[Detective Shadzter]

Lol rewatch the trailer and pay VERY close attention to the bits at 0:43 and 0:52 (the girls getting their bums slapped)

Ubisoft... would you kindly explain where the Wiimote is? Only to me it just looks like their slapping each others bums for the sake of it! Lol theres no Wiimote in these 'scenes'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY&feature=player_embedded#at=37

See for yourself. I wonder what happened to the Wiimote?

It's tucked down the top of their skirts, you see them tuck it their before they start that game and during that segment you pointed out you can just about see it sticking out.

Anyway, this game looks absolutely mental. Me and my wife are pretty open minded and love to have a laugh, but I think even we would find this embarassing Also, I don't think we have any friends that would want to even consider playing this game

Hopefully anyone that buys this will at least play this with the Wiimote glove on... You know, for protection and stuff. I'll laugh if this also support the Wii-Motion Plus "extension"; just for the obvious reasons. I don't know if the PS move has gloves, but hey... some people prefer to play games without them, so... XP

Yes, it does have protection.

http://www.play.com/Games/PlayStation3/4-/15970901/Officially-Licensed-PlayStation-Move-Motion-Navigation-Controller-Silicon-Jackets-Charcoal/Product.html?_%24ja=tsid:11518%7Ccat:15970901%7Cprd:15970901

[Balding Spider]

Attractive friends not included.

Pre-order cancelled! Goddammit Ubisoft!

[Vec]

This...uhm...err...

I don't know what to say

Now I have 3 goals:

-Find a job (I'm on it)

-Buy a PS3 with my 1st salary

-Get a girl who dares to play this

...Why are you looking at me with those eyes!?

[Remynaka]

O.0 .... someone finally made a game like this on the wii and PS3. Thanks to the shape of those controllers......... it was gonna happen.......... my drunk buddies at college are gonna have a field day for sure.

THE FUCK!!!!!! And people freak over MVC3's trailers and then we get THIS? Porn apparently has finally taken over.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Pre-order cancelled! Goddammit Ubisoft!

Maybe they'll come with the collectors edition, or as a pre-order bonus.

Then again they'll probably bung in some DLC codes that are actually phone numbers for 'women of the town.'

Those of you who have read 'An inspector calls' should know what a woman of the town is.

[Badnik Mechanic]

This game is slowly turning into a meme... or at the very least it's slowly becoming the game everyone is talking about.

Dead Island version of the trailer.

Guiles theme goes with everything edition.

And we've also now got a Flash version of the trailer/game.

As I type more and more versions keep getting posted on neogaf and youtube.

Edited February 25, 2011 by Hogfather

[SuperStingray]

You can spank your girlfriend AND play video games at the same time? Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?

[Badnik Mechanic]

Good news!

It has balance board support! Wha? What will that trailer be like!?

Trophy list confirmed.

Who Dares Wins

Win all trophies in We Dare.

L.O.V.E.

Put O in position within 5 seconds in Wonder Wheel.

A Blind Date

Earn less than 100 points in Blind as a Bat.

Down to Earth

Catch nothing in Catch a Falling Star.

Leave Me Alone

Get blown up in a multiplayer Quick Escape!.

When a Cowboy Falls

Fall off the bull faster than anyone anyone else in a multiplayer Rodeo.

Red as an Apple

Fail The Big Apple.

Outdated

Earn 0 points in Stay Tuned.

Sexologist

Answer all quiz questions correctly once in Battle of the Sexes.

Wet All Around!

Get blown away within 8 seconds in Love Storm.

No! Rescue ME!

Be the first to fall off the building in a multiplayer Rescue Me!

You Think You Can

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Freedom.

Dance Horror

Beat everyone in a multiplayer Horror Musical.

Never See Me Through

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Turning Back Time.

Let's Do the Can-can

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer French Cabaret.

Ace Pilot

Earn all points in Never Let Me Down.

Dance Dirty

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Like in a Movie.

Director's Cut

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Silver Screen.

Ibizan Heat

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Beach Life.

Princess of Monaco

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Anything You Like.

Too Sexy for Your Party

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer You're Too Sexy.

Bumping Instinct

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Bombshell.

All Night Long

Complete all challenges in Party Fever.

Wet All Around!

Get blown away within 8 seconds in Love Storm.

You will be sucked --- Tak Fuji.

Edited February 25, 2011 by Hogfather

[YoshiUnity]

Too Sexy for Your Party

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer You're Too Sexy.

That's all I have to do? Psst...! Easiest. Achievement. Ever! Might as well give me this for waking up in the morning! (Heh heh... heh. Oooooooooooh, time to feed my imaginary cats.)

Princess of Monaco

Beat everyone else in a multiplayer Anything You Like.

...! *Crosses legs.* ...I see. *'Smokes' a bubble pipe.*

Edited February 25, 2011 by Im Green with YoshiUnity

[Marcello]

NiGHTS: JoD should've used the spanking controls.

[Detective Shadzter]

At least Ubisoft's revealed this game now rather than at their E3 press conference. Imagine the embarassment on stage Then again, Just Dance got a sequel, so they could always announce We Dare 2 there

[Ebby]

That 12+ rating really bothers me.

[Velotix von Skruviktorrius]

That 12+ rating really bothers me.

I was going to make a gag about how America's perfectly OK with violence but panics the moment sexual anything shows up in their media, but this...

...

this...

...

...this... thing... should not be available to minors.