[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Failinhearts]

Homura switches with Cousin. "Good luck enduring with her."

"You're gonna need it..."

[Klinsy]

Meowkie encouraged Cousin to do their best:

Meowkie: "Sayaka isn't bad at all, heck, if she's annoyin' she's doing a real good job because her character is supposed to be annoyin'!"

Cousin: "So, that's Farquadd, huh? Do you think he's compassing  for something?"

Punchy: "I never got that joke."

Rosie: "Just wait till you grow up a bit more, Punchy."

[Tori Himemiya]

The scene changed to an epic castle.

"People of Dulac! I require a champion who will save the lovely Princess Fiona from the Dragon's Roost! You, my finest knights will have a chance to receive this honor! I shall host a tournament to decide who will be my champion!"

[Klinsy]

Cousin stepped up:

Cousin: "Hey, Fartwad, get your fairy tale creatures back their home and get them out of my swamp!"

Galaga: "HEH HEH, FARTWAD, THAT ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT BUT IT'S PERFECTLY IN CHARACTER."

 

Cousin: " I really did nail it this time!"

[Tori Himemiya]

"What is that...thing!?" The fake audience reaction went in awe by the sight of Shrek.

"Change of plans boys! Whoever kills the ogre will be my champion!" The knights surrounded the team.

[Klinsy]

Cousin ignored the threat:

Cousin: "What? It's just a Donkey."

"... Was Fartwad that bad of a insult?"
"Or did you hear my comment about your tower?"

[Failinhearts]

"Oh man, Galaga's gonna be pissed knowing we're following the movie and not the play..." Sayaka thinks to herself as she knows where this is going. "We are doing the battle, right?" She whispers.

[Tori Himemiya]

"What are you waiting for!? Kill the ogre now!" The knights complied with their "King's" request.

[Klinsy]

Galaga confronted Sayaka: 

Galaga: "NAH, IT'S OKAY, NONE OF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT ANYWAYS."
 

Cousin: "Uh, I can't really fight that well without my Katamari, so I'm switching out."

Meowkie: "Boss, can you come over here? I want to talk to you about something."

[Tori Himemiya]

"Oh no. Are actually dying out here?" Celes thought to herself, "this can't be good for the press."

[Failinhearts]

Sayaka and Homura work together to take down each of the guards, who were Metal Sonics. Homura even got the honor of showering beer on them.

"I have to admit. That was satisfying."

[Tori Himemiya]

"Hm..." Celes had crossbowsmen point their arrows at Shrek and Donkey.

"People of Dulac! I give you...our Champion!" Applause fills the room.

"Now you'll go save Princess Fiona from the Dragon Keep so I may marry her!"

[Failinhearts]

Soon after the Duloc meetup, Shrek and Donkey arrive at the Dragon's Keep.

"Now Donkey, don't look down!" Homura says while on the bridge.

Sayaka panicks. "Shrek, I'm looking down!"

[Klinsy]

Tiki showed up:

Tiki: "I am the Dragon of this keep! Turn away now or being burnt to a crisp!"

Punchy: "... Tiki is about to get in a relationship with Sayaka, this is awkward."

Valkyrie: "Well, it's not like she's not used to being in ones with blue haired people anyways."

[Failinhearts]

"Um, uhh.. hey... beautiful?" Sayaka asks. "You, uhh... looking mighty fine! Uhh, want some waffles?"

Homura facepalms at Sayaka's bad attempts at wooing a dragon. "You know, for somebody who had an encounter with romance, you certainly suck at flirting." She says to Sayaka, telepathically.

"S-Shut up! What happened to me and Kyousuke was years ago! I'm just... rusty, okay?" Sayaka says back.

Homura scoffs. "As if you ever tried to hit on him. All you did as buy him CDs."

[Klinsy]

Galaga got things back in order:

Galaga: "SAVE THE INSULTS FOR LATER."

Tiki: "Oh, my, I'm rather flattered, let me sing you a song. "

While Tiki was singing, Meowkie and Cousin talked:

Meowkie: "Boss, what if I blow the play? I don't show up till the end and I'm not that good of a kisser.."

Cousin: "Believe in yourself, Meowkie, just like I believe in you! You're having a kid in the future, right? That must mean you got to get used to kissing!"

Meowkie: "Boss, times like this makes me wish we could still be together."

Cousin: "I'm afraid I'm not the one, but I hope whoever is the one is real good to you."

[Failinhearts]

As Homura and Sayaka make their way to the top of the tower, Madoka gets ready for her scene. "Oh! Oh! My turn!"

She lays down and pretends to sleep. Just like in the movie, Madoka has to puck her lips expecting a kiss. Homura was extremely tempted but was abruptly swapped by Cousin to wake Madoka up.

Homura huffs away from the stage. "Damn..."

[Klinsy]

Cousin put his armor:
Cousin: "Hey, Princesses, your knight in shining armor is here!"

"Now, where's my noble steed?"

"... Sayaka, please don't actually hit on Tiki, Val told me she is 1000 years or older."

Valkyrie: "Hey, you promised to keep that private!"

[Failinhearts]

"Don't worry, I won't." Sayaka says, running down the stairs with the other two until they escape the Dragon's Keep.

Madoka continues praising Cousin. "Now, please, remove your mask so I may look upon my hero's face!"

[Klinsy]

Cousin passed the role to Homura:

Cousin: "I think it would be better if you did this scene."

Dreamy: "Why? Isn't this the scene where the Princess is supposed to see Shrek as Ugly?"

Cousin: "Uhh, okay, maybe I could have better timing."

[Failinhearts]

So it was decided that Cousin continues the role.

Later on, Madoka does the famous singing scene. "I'm sorry, little bird... please forgive me." She thinks. "Even if you're just a puppet."

Madoka sings at an extremely high pitch thanks to her microphone, blowing up the bird... and the mirrors backstage.

[Klinsy]

Cousin switched out for Homura for real this time:

Cousin: "Meowkie needs me, might have to drop out of the play, sorry guys."
Galaga: "OOH, THAT'S FINE, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO."

Valkyrie: "Meow Pal is in trouble? I better come too."

Dreamy: "Eh, I got nothing better to do."
Rosie: "Yeah, I'm going to help out as much as I can."

Punchy: "You can count me in too."
Tiki: "I don't show up again till the climax, so I don't see why not."

Meowkie: "Oh, wow, thank you all!"

[Failinhearts]

Sonic decides to follow too. "Sounds like there's trouble based on how many people are going. So you can definitely count on me as well, Meowkie."

Meanwhile, Madoka and Homura had their romantic connection montage. It was everything Homura could ever dream of... with the exception of eating disgusting foods only ogres would eat.

[Tori Himemiya]

"Oh it seems something is going on backstage. I'll go check it out."

"We'll go over procedures as planned in this sort of event. You're only to observe them, do not engage the enemy. If a villain appears please do give them an offer." "As you wish Your Highness." Hazama said as he disappeared into darkness. Izanami was left alone with Glottis' shouting.

"Terumi I really hate you..." Izanami sighed over her discomfort.

[Failinhearts]

"Alright Meowkie, what's the deal?" Sonic asks backstage.

Meanwhile, the scene where Fiona first becomes an ogre approches. "Alright, I need to switch out." She whispers. "Guys? Anyone? Anyone?!"