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Sonic 1 & 2 : Taxman & Stealth Edition; coming to iOS/Android, most likely consoles too ("BUY THESE" - Retro)

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OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING FDSJN;HSDJIOLREFH54KRTURM

 

Real talk... oh god, this is gonna prove very interesting. I wonder what they have in store?

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http://www.sonicstadium.org/2013/03/mega-drive-classic-sonic-1-coming-to-android-sonic-2-also-planned/ (forgive me for the massive space below by the way, thats just the really dorky way SSMB handles

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Hey guys, so I read all these wacky "hidden agenda" comments... where to begin hah.   No, Sonic Retro doesn't know anything that isn't already public knowledge. But it's no secret that I've champion

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KNUCKLES!?   https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/sonic-the-hedgehog/id316050001?mt=8

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FUCKING CRY IN A CORNER ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GET THIS sad.png

 

So annoyed right now. You can't just dangle that in front of console/handheld/PC owners :(

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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hidden-palace-zone.jpg

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And then I remember it's not coming to consoles... and I cry inside.
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azoo Knuckles the Echidna

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It's a flipping tragedy that these aren't on consoles yet.

 

Crossing fingers and praying to the heavens for a S1/CD/2/3K TaxStealth compilation on WiiU/PS4/Xbone :'v

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Crossing fingers and praying to the heavens for a S1/CD/2/3K TaxStealth compilation on WiiU/PS4/Xbone :'v

 

hahahahahahahahaha you wish

 

 

 

Also, anyone actually think that part of the delay might have had to do with Hidden Palace?

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Mando-Whirl-Wind Amy Rose

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Hey dont forget, we also want to see their take on Knuckles' Chaotix, now THAT would be interesting to see

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TheOcelot Knuckles the Echidna

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hahahahahahahahaha you wish

 

 

 

Also, anyone actually think that part of the delay might have had to do with Hidden Palace?

 

Nah, I bet Hidden Palace was already finished. It was delayed because, you know, SEGA takes AGES...

 

 

 

I don't think we will get any additional levels. It would be awesome, but SEGA won't allow it. Hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am. 

 

Guess I was wrong. tongue.png  

 

Really looking forward to it. The fact that SEGA have allowed them to make Hidden Palace is so cool! Love you StealthTax.

 

I hope the music for HP is exactly the same as the original.

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>Tell friend about this news
>He isn't excited 

I just can't... 

 

 

Anyways, extremely excited about this news! Go Go Super Taxman!

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Hey SSMB...

 

According to Yuji Naka and tales of old... the original Hidden Palace was supposed to show how Sonic got the ability to become Super Sonic...

 

You don't think that... maybe he..?

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azoo Knuckles the Echidna

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Hogfather, please, cease. I can't handle the thought.

 

 

S'too much.

 

EDIT: POST 3000
THIS IS MY 3000TH POST
I'D LIKE TO THANK AMERICA

AND....
TAXMAN

YEAH TAXMAN
I'D LIKE TO THANK AMERICA AND TAXMAN

NO ONE ELSE FOR AMERICA AND TAXMAN ARE ALL THAT MATTER
IT IS THE TAX OF THE MAN THAT BRINGS SONIC 2 TO YOUR HANDS

THANKS SEGA, THANKS OBAMA
AND HELLLOOOOO NURSE

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5699-amaze.gif

 

 

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

IS THIS JUST FANTASY

MUST DOWNLOAD SONIC 2

TO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

 

OPEN UP THE PLAY STORE

LOOK UP SONIC 2 AND SEE

I'M JUST A FANBOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY

IT'S AN EASY BUY, SUCH A STEAL

COUPLE BUCKS, WHAT A DEAL

ANY WAY THE TAXMAN GOES DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME, TO ME

 

MAMA, JUST STOLE YOUR CARD
PUT THE NUMBERS IN THE BOX

SO I COULD PLAY AS A FOX

MAMA, LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN

BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND PLAYED IT ALL AWAY

MAMA OOOOOHHHH

DIDN'T MEAN TO BUY 300 COPIES

IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

CARRY ON, CARRY ON

AS IF WE BOUGHT SONIC 2 ONLY ONCE
 

TOO LATE, YOUR MONEY'S GONE
SENT SHIVERS DOWN YOUR WALLET

YET I'M STILL GLAD THAT I BOUGHT IT

GOODBYE, SOCIAL LIFE, I'VE GOT TO GO

GOTTA GO FAST ALL THE TIME, AND FACE EGGMAN

 

MAMAAAAA OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH 

I DON'T WANNA DIE

I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER PLAYED MARIOOOOOOOOOOO (carry on, carry on)

 

 

*ahem*

 

In english: This is the most exciting news on the Sonic front I've seen all year. To me, anyway. The concept of an officially released Hidden Palace Zone is just too much for me to handle!

 

THANK YOU BASED TAXMAN STEALTH TEAM.

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I think I just died and went to Heaven... But then Jesus goof'd and told me it wasn't my time so he sent me to SSMB.

Thus I see this news and OMG CANNOT WAIT I'M HYPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! I'm a little excited. << >>

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Just a thought.

 

Last time Apples iStore (USA) had the new screens up before the update. Anyone able to check?

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Just a thought.

 

Last time Apples iStore (USA) had the new screens up before the update. Anyone able to check?

Nope nothing on there on the uk app store anyway 

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SOOOOOOOO EXCITED OMFG I JUST CANT OH OH NO.

 

OHHHHh Wait.

 

Sonic 1 was realeased on Kindle Fire about a month after it was on other tablets.

 

What if that happens again.

 

 

"I have a kindle fire HD."

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Just another thought... but can you get this on the Ouya? Not sure how the fuck that thing works... only if you can, why do I suddenly see a surge in Ouya demand?

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After a complete lack of hype for SLW, this is the most hyped i've been since... Generations? Call it retrofaggotry or whatever the fuck you want, but my body is more than ready for this! This is a legitimately NEW CLASSIC ZONE for the first time since 1994!

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Just another thought... but can you get this on the Ouya? Not sure how the fuck that thing works... only if you can, why do I suddenly see a surge in Ouya demand?

 

Oh my God, your right. You can at least side load this on to it. Sonic 2 - Hidden Palace - ON CONSOLES.

 

Quick! Some one give me $99! IM GOING OUYA SHOPPIN'!

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Oh my God, your right. You can at least side load this on to it. Sonic 2 - Hidden Palace - ON CONSOLES.

 

Quick! Some one give me $99! IM GOING OUYA SHOPPIN'!

 

Wait so that would work?

 

I could download this onto a compatible device? Or even any old device that could access the store... plug it into the Ouya and bobs your uncle, I have Sonic 2 Remastered on a console?

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS. Thank you, based TaxStealth Sanic Gods!

Just another thought... but can you get this on the Ouya? Not sure how the fuck that thing works... only if you can, why do I suddenly see a surge in Ouya demand?

And just like that I'm suddenly considering purchasing an Ouya if SEGA doesn't bring this to consoles and/or PC.

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TheOcelot Knuckles the Echidna

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I bet Sonic 2 will sell brilliantly on android & iOS. I hope SEGA now see it's worth giving the other 2d Sonic games enhanced mobile releases. 

 

It would be a travesty if this version of Sonic 2 doesn't make it to consoles.

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Oh sweet merciful God, I've not just accidentally posted a strong selling point for the Ouya have I?

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