Duke Nukem Forever

[Blue Wisp]

Oh hey, it's Phantoon

Bah, I NEED to play this, but I have no DS or HD Consoles D:

[Saint Nathan]

Shaddix, I love how you censored out the triple boob but completely missed the quadruple set and giant vagina.

[Carbo]

Scandinavian Region won't get the Balls Of Steel Edition, but instead an incredibly condensed typical limited edition titled "Duke's Kick Ass Edition".

The only physical item is a 3D poster with additional glasses. Other stuff is DLC such as Ego Boost, Extra T-Shirts to wear and Big Head Mode.

This makes me sad. But I guess Big Head Mode is a cool compromise.

Edited March 30, 2011 by Carbo

[Carbo]

I was worried this game might be doing things wrong or miss the mark of its pre-established standards.

Today I was proven wrong.

[Blacklightning]

Pic relevant.

[Carbo]

This game.

Edited April 1, 2011 by Carbo

[Detective Shadzter]

*Epic videos*

This game.

There are no words to describe the awesomeness level of this game.

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

*super fucking awesome game

This game.

*stares at videos in awe*

Game of all fuckin years that was too awesome =D Awwwh why can't June 10th come quicker XDD

[Detective Shadzter]

Looks like GAME's got some exclusive pre-order content for the standard edition of the game

Preorder Duke Nukem Forever on Xbox 360, Playstation 3 or PC to receive GAME Exclusive unlockable content - Duke's Big Package!

This includes access to the following:

*Ego Boost: Extend Duke’s 'ego' health bar

*Big Heads! Have big fun with oversized characters

*6 In-game T-shirts: Change Duke’s clothes to suit your mood

Preorder Duke Nukem Forever today!

http://www.game.co.uk/Games/PlayStation-3/Shooter-First-Person/Duke-Nukem-Forever-with-Preorder-GAME-Exclusive-unlockable-content/~r353377/?s=duke+nukem+

http://www.game.co.uk/Games/Xbox-360/Shooter-First-Person/Duke-Nukem-Forever-with-Preorder-GAME-Exclusive-unlockable-content/~r353378/?s=duke+nukem+

http://www.game.co.uk/Games/PC-Games-and-Downloads/Shooter-First-Person/Duke-Nukem-Forever-with-Preorder-GAME-Exclusive-unlockable-content/~r352764/?s=duke+nukem+

Looks to be the same stuff Carbo said earlier in the topic that the Scandinavian Region is getting in their Duke's Kick-Ass Edition.

[Carbo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpoZABbt7M8

nuoh dear

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpoZABbt7M8

nuoh dear

Jesus christ This game THIS FUCKING GAME it contains too much fucking AWESOME!!!

[Velotix von Skruviktorrius]

lulz at the people in the video comments who don't realise what's happening in this section

[eXtaticus]

If feces you, you're dead.

*sound of crickets chirping*

[PaddyFancy]

If you took away all the sex jokes, this game would be nothing.

[Carbo]

If you took away Duke, this game would be nothing.

fixed

[eXtaticus]

If you took away all the sex jokes, this game would be nothing.

Nothing but one of the coolest-looking, most inventive and most explosive shooters to date, that is - though I'll agree that the sex jokes are a rather large part of the title's overall stature as a game, Duke Nukem Forever would be far from "nothing" without them. Having seen countless trailers and snippets of incredibly impressive gameplay footage over the years and hearing the assurance from a myriad of journalists and magazines that DNF is no less than excellent, I find it extremely difficult to believe that the only substantial attribute that the game has is its sex jokes. To say (or even imply) that this is the case is a fairly ridiculous and wholly unjust assumption.

[Agent York]

Apparently Duke Nukem is a boss in the new Death Rally game that just came out. And Barry Wheeler (from Alan Wake) is also playable.

Both have in-game dialogue (though in the one clip I have of it he only says one thing, they only have a few lines) and apparently one of Duke's lines is a direct reference to this game. I won't spoil it if you happen to hear or read about it, but it is hilarious. Just a random heads up, I know.

Edited April 7, 2011 by Multi

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

New Duke Nukem: Critical Mass Trailer

Well with one trailer hyping me out of my shoes another comes around for the Duke Nukem side of me XD looks fun and nice to see new gameplay after a while so...*orders*

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

*jaw drops* Inb4 more Women rights or whoever was complaining before shit complain the fuck out of that amazing trailer XD also Glory Hole scene in trailer too lolz only a Duke Nukem Game could get away with something like this =D

[PaddyFancy]

Nothing but one of the coolest-looking, most inventive and most explosive shooters to date, that is - though I'll agree that the sex jokes are a rather large part of the title's overall stature as a game, Duke Nukem Forever would be far from "nothing" without them. Having seen countless trailers and snippets of incredibly impressive gameplay footage over the years and hearing the assurance from a myriad of journalists and magazines that DNF is no less than excellent, I find it extremely difficult to believe that the only substantial attribute that the game has is its sex jokes. To say (or even imply) that this is the case is a fairly ridiculous and wholly unjust assumption.

Oh I'm sorry, but the reactions here of the Glory Hole video made me think that if the jokes (sexual or otherwise) were taken away, it'll take the game down to say Call Of Duty levels. No jokes and makes it another top-end current gen shooter. No small feat I grant you but judging by the immense reactions the jokes in this game (like the Glory Hole) put it seemingly above every other shooter, or even every other game ever made and ever will. I'd imagine the word "AWESOME" would appear far less times.

I'm sorry I neglected to explain in my original post what I meant (and got neg-repped as a result).

[Candescence]

Oh I'm sorry, but the reactions here of the Glory Hole video made me think that if the jokes (sexual or otherwise) were taken away, it'll take the game down to say Call Of Duty levels. No jokes and makes it another top-end current gen shooter. No small feat I grant you but judging by the immense reactions the jokes in this game (like the Glory Hole) put it seemingly above every other shooter, or even every other game ever made and ever will. I'd imagine the word "AWESOME" would appear far less times.

It's not just the jokes, mind you. IGN's preview basically was the writer whining about how the game was nothing like Call of Duty, and a lot of people were going "FUCK YES THIS GAME IS GONNA BE AWESOME" for the exact same reason. If there is any comparison to another shooter to be made, it would be Half-Life 2 and its Episodes. Which is actually a great thing, in my opinion.

Edited April 8, 2011 by Masaru Daimon

[Velotix von Skruviktorrius]

I feel I should reiterate this:

Day. One. Purchase.

[pooshoes]

IGN's preview basically was the writer whining about how the game was nothing like Call of Duty

And that would invalidate anyone's opinion on absolutely anything.

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

DO FUCKING WANT!!!

If you want to enter and be one of the lucky 5 just like the Duke Nukem fanpage and comment on post about that simples right ? Next please have Demo XDDD that would be a great giveaway to those who can get early demo XD

[Shaddix Leto Croft]

I want this comic MORE than the Duke Burger T-Shirt XD

Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard #1 Coming In July From IDW Publishing!

Appearing in a comic book for the first time, Duke Nukem is back, bigger and badder than ever!

Everyone who was into action gun games knows about Duke Nukem, and Duke Nukem is not letting anyone or anything stand in his way as he makes his way through the comic world.

Written by Tom Waltz (The A-Team: Shotgun Wedding), Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard will be a fantastic series, with all the game's trademark humor and over-the-top violence. With this new series coming out, old fans and new will be coming out of the woodwork for new adventures of Duke Nukem! 

Edited April 15, 2011 by Shaddix_Croft