[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!

[Failinhearts]

*meanwhile, with Sayaka and Nightwing*

"Hey, where's Sig?"

*hears portal sound and a crash in Niko's house*

"Never mind. Found him."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*yawns*

''Well, I'm heading home. I'm pretty tired and DOOM will probably be there at 4am shouting at me to tell him about the mission''

''Good Night Sayaka'' 

*Waves and steps out of portal*

[Kaze no Klonoa]

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HOW THE-"

And then I realized I shouldn't be questioning this in such a strange town. I'll just keep my cool, and fully introduce myself.

"It's me, Niko! What a surprise!" *ehh not really*

"Come on in! I've got just the thing to waste our precious time with!"

[Failinhearts]

"Bye Nightwing!"

*checks watch*

MAGIC RESERVE LEVEL AT: 39%

[Klinsy]

*Meanwhile back in the village with no name*

"God dammit not another Vergil, get him Strider."

"Rah ... Rah ... Rah ... Huh, DOOM was having that dream again."

*DOOM smells ... watermelon."

"Do those grow on trees?"

"Wait, of course not, Victor, you know this already, DOOM knows everything already."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Is sleeping when DOOM crashes into the police station*

''GAH''

''4:30am''

''Huh, he's late'' 

*Yawns and gets up*

[WhoWhatMan]

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HOW THE-"

(That really hurts my ear...)

"It's me, Niko! What a surprise!" *ehh not really*

"Nice to meet you, Big Eared Bunny Dog Person. I'm Sig."

"Come on in! I've got just the thing to waste our precious time with!"

"Aren't we always wasting time, though? Being alive... Breathing air? But anyway, let do some things... I guess."

 

 

Edited July 15, 2015 by Dan the Daniel

[Failinhearts]

*sniff, sniff*

"Why do I smell... Watermelon?"

"The food!"

*runs over to the tree she was originally guarding and sees a crate full of ripe food*

(Good job, Camo.)

*picks up crate and places it in front of the mayor's office*

(That yogurt isn't gonna make itself.)

*Sayaka opens a portal and returns home*

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

Holy moly, I have a lot of catching up to do.

*Meanwhile BFZ is exploring and ends up in a town with so many scrap metal pieces.*

"Woah nelly, what happened here? Musta been a big fight! and I thought this was a peaceful place..."

*sees a purple portal thing*

"Huh. What's that purple portal thing doing there?"

*BFZ accidently enters the portal*

"uh oh. NOOOOOOOOOO"

[Failinhearts]

*portal opens and Sayaka re-appears in town*

"Alright, let's see what happened while I was gone...."

*looks around and sees a couple of villagers eating yogurt*

"Well, I can see the fruit that was delivered was actually used. That's a good thing."

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

*BFZ comes out of the portal and faceplants in town*

...Ow.

*Sees villagers eating youghrt*...

"Is that why they were bursting the fireworks? For... National Youghrt Day or something?"

"And why am I getting that feeling that something bad is about to happen?"

 

Edited July 15, 2015 by Captain Plunderbutt
MISTAKE

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka decides to walk into the store she and Nightwing went to the other day*

"Welcome visitor! We got a whole batch of K.K Slider music in stock! Wanna buy some?" Says the shopkeeper

"Hello. U-uh, no thank you. Just browsing."

*browses*

"Let's see... There's more fruit in stock, that Energon Cube is still there, OOH! More Classical CDs!"

*heads to the music aisle*

[Klinsy]

*DOOM kicks up the ballot box*

"BAH! This blasted vote has gotten us nowhere!"
"DOOM will just end this entire process right here, right now!"
"Suffer the wraith of the finger laser, accursed box!"

*From what remains of the ballots, a new name is formed*

"Super Fluffy Fun SSMB Grassmill "DOOMSville Swallow Sig's Town."

... "That's it, that will be the name, it's a bit long, but it will do.

 

 

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''You need to go to anger management Doomy''

''We could even make a comedy out of it if you want!''

''Don't know how many seasons it would last, but I digress'' 

[Failinhearts]

*looks up at the new name, which is posted on a bulletin board*

"Super Fluffy Fun SSMB Grassmill DOOMSville Swallow Sig's Town.... SFFSGDSST."

"Screw it, I'm calling this place "Town" from now on."

[Blue Swallow]

"That's quite the name Mayor."

"You know, after all the chaos and commotion yesterday, I think Super Fluffy Fun SSMB Grassmill "DOOMSville Swallow Sig's Town could really use some guards, and I'm perfect for the job."

"Of course I expect to be paid at least 25 bells an hour."

"So what do you say Mayor Doom?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Excuse me, this town's already got a warden''

''.....even If I got stuck with the job when I didn't even ask for it''

 

[Failinhearts]

*looks down on the town below from the rooftops*

"Something about that girl reminds me of Kyoko.."

*shrugs and jumps into an alleyway*

"Ooh, boy."

*looks around the walls of the alleyway to see graffiti saying: BETTER THAN YOUR TOWN! plastered all over the walls*

"I thought DOOM had an ego problem."

[WhoWhatMan]

 

"Super Fluffy Fun SSMB Grassmill "DOOMSville Swallow Sig's Town."

 

"Um, that sounds a bit too long and hard to remember..."

 

[Failinhearts]

*sees Sig standing by the bulletin board, observing the name*

"Ah, hey Sig! Taking a look at the new name, aren't you?"

[WhoWhatMan]

"Huh?"

Sig turn around and looks at Sayaka

(Oh, it's Blue Haired Lady)

 "Uh, yea. It's a bit under...whelming."

[Failinhearts]

"Yeah, it's a bit of a mouthful! Heh, heh."

"Listen, I wanna say thank you for having my back yesterday while I was knocked out. Intentional or not, thanks. You got some cool abilities too, with your ice powers!"

[Blue Swallow]

"We can share the job Nightwing"

"We've got a lot in common. We're both Heroes that wear spandex, have a bird theme, and a motorcycle."

*turns to the Doom*

"Do you agree mayor"

 

[Klinsy]

"This town needs as many protectors it can get after BTYT schemes, you're hired."

"Now, we have a new problem, weeds,"

"They been popping up all over town and sucking up plant life."

"DOOM is much too la- busy to take care of them, but DOOM requires someone to get them away."

"On DOOM's behalf, the entire town is required to pick every weed they find."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''I'm a superhero''

''...who's trained in combat, has several superpowerful weapons''

''and you want me to collect weeds?''

''Wouldn't it be easier to hire a gardener?''