[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!

[Failinhearts]

"Yeah, after this, he'll definitely need healing."

*walks up to Niko and holds her hands out in front of him. Blue circles and runes form around Klonoa's injured and burned areas until he looks good as new*

"There, he should be fine unless something else decides to hurt him."

 

[Kaze no Klonoa]

Bah, will I ever catch a break?

"I'll.......be going now."

As I walked away from the group, I went towards the Fortune Teller place that I was gonna set up. It looked way too mystical. I gotta change it up.

*About 8 hours of furnishing later*

And it's done! Who doesn't want to see a "Hunter X Xtreme" poster in this place? I mean, a fortune teller job is weird but it shouldn't have to be.

I then proceeded to sit down on my chair, waiting for customers. There were none. But then I heard a bell ring.

[Failinhearts]

*watches as Niko leaves*

"Uhhh, bye!" *Gives a kind smile*

[Klinsy]

*Meanwhile, at the mayor's office*

"Rah ... rah ... rah, let's see on TV."

*DOOM puts his legs on his desk and smashes it with his metal feat*

... "Bah."

"In today news, a new town, BetterThanYouTown has been discovered."

"They claim to the best town in the universe."

"What a load of nonsense, DOOM shall show them!"

"Starting tonight, we will prove ourselves better than them!"

"DOOM must gathered all the citizens, let's us crush their overly big egos!"
"We have none of that in our town!"

[Failinhearts]

*Overhears DOOM'S over-the-top yelling*

"Does DOOM really want to wage war on another town or something?"

*runs off to find Nightwing*

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Sayaka sees me and DOOM arguing at the police station*

''Let me get this straight''

''You want to wage war on another town...because they have an ego problem?''

*shakes head*

[Failinhearts]

*stops in her tracks as she sees DOOM and Nightwing argue*

(Crap, DOOM is here. Should I fight him head-on? No, that's the old me talking... But still, I have to figure out something or else DOOM will definitely kill somebody. This sure isn't like fighting Witches, Wraiths or even the Metarex where we just barge in with an army and fight, I actually have to settle things to prevent a fight. This town doesn't need anymore problems coming it's way then it already has with a looming threat from the Metarex. If only Obi-Wan was here, he'd know how to settle this...)

"Fives said that I only fight if necessary. Is this necessary?"

*clenches fist*

Edited July 14, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''So let me get this straight.''

''You're plan to force all the villagers to go fight a war''

''....just because you have an ego problem?''

''Is this a joke?''

[Failinhearts]

(Is DOOM even listening?)

*fists shake in intensity, glowing a faint blue*

(What am I doing? I'm just standing here, when I could be fighting evil. His name is Von DOOM for goodness sake!)

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*leans against desk*

''Sorry Doomy''

*Drinks water*

''That ain't gonna happen*

Edited July 14, 2015 by Ryannumber1gamer

[WhoWhatMan]

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Name: Sig

Job: Bug Catcher

Skillz: Super knowledgeable about bugs, know magic, good poker face

Cons: Sound unintentionally uninterested/bored all the time, get distracted easily.

 

Sig walk out of his house and see DOOM argue with Nightwing

'We sure get some weird people around here'

Sig then looks and see Sayaka, who look like she is in a deep thought...

'Hm, another person with blue hair'

Sig walks up to her and say

"Hi Blue Haired Girl. You look like something is troubling you. Did you realize we aren't actually real and this is all a facade?"

[Klinsy]

"War? No. DOOM has had enough of that running Latveria."

"What we're doing .. is showing our town spirit!"

"Grab some poms poms, Disco Dave and Ms. Blue Hair!"

"Let's show those creeps the true super power of this town!"

("This is so embarrassing.")

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Smirks*

''Yes Doomy. It is embarrassing''

*takes another sip of water*

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka was about to talk to Sig until she was called by DOOM*

"Sorry DOOM, but I'm technically not a part of this town anyway. Besides, I'm not the cheerleading type."

*notices how nonchalant Nightwing is acting and follows suit by unclenching her fists*

"I'm not here to stop a Civil War, I'm already in a war already."

[WhoWhatMan]

"Oh, DOOM, is this another of your plans where you use people against their own will so you can look like the most coolest leader?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Heh''

''Well Doomy, looks like there's some history here''

*Pats DOOM on the back*

*Takes another drink of water*

[Failinhearts]

"How many villagers are here right now? Seven?"

"There's already 3 against this, Rosalina's more of a pacifist and this girl Teresa doesn't look like the fighting type. That narrows things down to...."

*counts with her fingers, sarcastically*

"Two."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''And I very much doubt the fortune teller is going to throw his hands and go for a full attack''

''So you need to begin thinking of smarter options Doomy''

*Casually takes another sip of water*

[Klinsy]

"DOOM is already loved by everyone, thank you very much."

"DOOM actually has another reason to not trust this town other than thinking it's better DOOM when it's not so obviously not."

"You see, lately fruit has been disappearing off town's trees with "BTYT" craved into their bark."

"If DOOM'S assumption is true and it most certainly is, we will shortly have food thieves in our town, these fools are why yogurt have  gone down in production and they will take what is rightfully the property of our tree growers, there will be no war, but there will be a fight, mark DOOM's words."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

''Alright Doomy. I'll put this in a way you can understand clearly''

*Ahem*

''NIGHTWING will go to the BTYT and NIGHTWING will search them to ensure DOOM's crazy plan has any foundation''

''That make it any clearer?''

[Failinhearts]

(He's evil....Yet I have to believe him that BTYT are troublemakers. I haven't seen food on many trees recently.)

"Alright, Nightwing will go and check the other town. I'll go and find some food somewhere else to give your town in the meantime. Is that good enough DOOM?"

[Klinsy]

"DOOM does not like your tone, Disco Dave, but DOOM accepts your offer, reveal them as the fools they are!"

"As for you, Ms. Blue Hair, do check on the trees, we need to keep them safe from those thieves."

"As for DOOM, DOOM shall hold a announcement so the other villagers will know of those fools."

"BTYT will not pick a fight with DOOM and win, nobody does."

[WhoWhatMan]

"DOOM is already loved by everyone, thank you very much."

"Idunno, Blue Hair and Tight Spandex Guy doesn't seem to be a fan of your coolness..."

 

"Anyway, I'll go on way and get some bugs. I'll tell you guys if I see anything"

Sig said this as he walked away

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Mutters under breath*

''Do I need to get a nametag or something''

*Ahem*

''ACTUALLY, My name is Nightwing.''

[WhoWhatMan]

*Mutters under breath*

''Do I need to get a nametag or something''

*Ahem*

''ACTUALLY, My name is Nightwing.''

"Whoops, Sorry Night of Wings."

Sig is now out of the building