VGX 2013 Thread of Over-hype and Bad Hosting

[Remy]

Broken age looks fucking amazing. I was so into that trailer. Can't wait to see more.

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

Last of Us needed that GOTY. Bias, what's that?

 

Last of Us needed that GOTY as much as Microsoft needed another bullet-hole in its foot.

 

But yeah, this certainly was... a video game awards show. The sad part is, Cranky Kong was probably the most interesting thing here.

[Badnik Mechanic]

The level of bullshottery in this Division trailer is absolutely outstanding.

 

"Look at all this detail!"

 

Yeah I mean look at how theres no characters on the screen doing stuff so we can focus everything on static objects!

[KrazyBean]

HOLY CRAP THE DIVISION LOOKS AMAZEBALLS! 

 

If it actually renders all this with players fighting each other, then this engine will probably be more advanced than Frostbite 3 and CryEngine.

[jords]

This game is graphically amazing. 

[Detective Shadzter]

Oh FFS, Ubisoft, give us gameplay. The new consoles are out now. WE DON'T NEED TECH DEMOS.

[Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon]

We are go for VGX.

 

30 seconds to go... Prepare your bodies SSMB.

K, I'm a bit new to this sort of stuff, so I must ask: What is VGX?

[Willsy]

GTA V got GOTY.

You bet your ass it is Naughty Dog. The Last Of Us looks great though.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Is it just me or does Geoff and this other guy look like they're on their way to the gallows...

 

Oh here we go, a new world premier trailer.

 

I wonder if we'll see that Xray with the baby being born again.

Lol you fucking liars

 

"We just hit a twitter milestone so we're gonna show you a suprise trailer"

 

Yeah except you were always gonna announce it because it got leaked prior...

[RisingForever]

VGX sponsored by Telltale Games

[Detective Shadzter]

They made people mass tweet for something that got leaked? OMFG! LMAO!

[Badnik Mechanic]

"The fans of Game of Thrones are borderline psychotic"

 

Just keep digging that hole VGX....

[Remy]

The level of bullshottery in this Division trailer is absolutely outstanding.

"Look at all this detail!"

Yeah I mean look at how theres no characters on the screen doing stuff so we can focus everything on static objects!

it could be a colonial marines type situation. And be complete bs but I doubt it. The effects look good but not unbeliveably so. More likely there's no characters because their animation is nowhere near as good as their effects tech.

Gone home award was all sorts of awkward. Good game though

[Badnik Mechanic]

I think this picture sums it up so far...

 

[Chaos Warp]

Minus a few decent trailers, this is basically a sideshow circus for everything that's wrong with the game industry. 

[Detective Shadzter]

That other host Joey is just as drunk as he was at that E3 show years ago. 

[PSI Wind]

Minus a few decent trailers, this is basically a sideshow circus for everything that's wrong with the game industry. 

South Park, DKC, and Mario have been the only games that didn't look out of place.

[Wraith]

DK didn't look bad but I seriously question what the fuck was the point of bringing it here

[Remy]

Oh my God ahahahah this section about got. It's hillariously awkward

[Badnik Mechanic]

Hello Games.

 

No Mans Sky.

 

 

Ok this looks really cool, even if it does scream "Battlefield: Destiny."

[Chooch]

No Man's Sky looks fucking awesome.

[Boomer]

No Man's Sky looked amazing, it's the first thing of this show that has actually interested me.

[Detective Shadzter]

Ugh... Missing No Man's Sky because the stream has frozen. 

[Badnik Mechanic]

Ok the dev they're talking too... is it just me or does he look like he's slowly transforming into a monster as he talks about his game? I kinda like him, we need more devs like him!

 

Holy cow this game has a dev team of 4 people!? Ok really interested in this now.

[RisingForever]

Joel seriously regrets doing this. Like anyone wouldn't though.