[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!

[Forte-Metallix]

*mumbles incoherently*

"Fine."

*quickly pats Rarity on the head and flies off*

(TWO HOURS LATER)

"Here. The best (by which I mean only) fishermen I could find.

Though I'm not so sure about the big purple guy."

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka hears DOOM's voice over the speakers*

DOOM REQUIRES FISH FOR GROWTH RAY. DO IT FOR RARITY OR SUFFER MY WRA- I MEAN, DISAPPOINTMENT.

"The things required for growth rays nowadays..."

*uses Transformium to generate a fishing pole and walks towards to ocean*

"Okay, I may have the power of water but I'm not exactly the best fisher...."

*casts pole*

"I-I got something!"

*fishes out a boot*

"Ugh."

*30 Minutes later and Sayaka still doesn't have a fish*

[Klinsy]

"DOOM has to ask, Rarity, how did they bring you to life?"
"Oh, I don't know, ask them, I suppose?"
"Yeah, DOOM will ask them... with his fists."

"Neither the less, DOOM does appreciate this odd example of science."
"Granted, DOOM would done it better but still."

"Better?"
"Yeah, DOOM would bring you to actual pony size before starting the thing."

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka walks into DOOM's Office with 5 fishes*

"I was gonna try fishing the fair way, but then I decided to use my water powers to lift the fish off the ocean after an hour of trying. So here you go,"

*drops the fish on the table*

"Let's get this over with."

[Klinsy]

"Ah, good, let's get to work!"
"Nothing but Sea Basses? DOOM is going to have a lot of work to do."

"While you're here, go check on the residents, say hi to for DOOM or whatever."

"DOOM has not have time to do it himself."

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka leaves the office*

"Alright, say hi to the villagers."

*looks around*

"Where is everyone?"

[Forte-Metallix]

"Hey, boss?

The purple guy I mentioned managed to catch this."

*plops a water god onto Doom's desk*

"Will this be useful for anything?"

[Klinsy]

"Eh, go toss whatever that is back into the ocean, what DOOM needs the least is a wet desk."

"Ah ha! DOOM'S growth ray is finally complete! Are you ready, Rarity?"
 

"Ready as I can be.!"

"Alright, go!"
 

"Now, you're full sized, DOOM ought to find you a new home!"

"Robot! Go find Rarity a house!"

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka checks on BTYT*

"Let's hope DOOM didn't cause any harm after we got him back."

???: "Rarity?"

"Huh?"

???: "Rarity, where are ya partner?"

???: "RARITY, RARITY, RARITY!"

???: "Uhhh.... Rarity?"

???: "Come on Rarity! There's no time for games! Where are you?"

Hevy: "Oh great, more ponies."

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

*BFZ totally ignores announcements as she is busy with other things. Also she is far away*

*BFZ goes for a walk after her work is done*

*Lying on the grass*

"Lovely clouds! Huh they're shaped like...clouds."

*BFZ takes a nap*

[Forte-Metallix]

"Uggghh, whatever"

(ONE HOUR LATER)

"I sent her through a portal to another dimension where she'll live in peace.

Or get eaten by an Eldritch Abomination.

Didn't really check to see where it led to."

[Klinsy]

"Oh, Rarity, you're going to love Valeria and she's going to love you!"

"... YOU DID WHAT! YOU FOOL OF A ROBOT, YOU DO NO DESERVE TO BE CALLED A DOOMBOT."

"Bah, DOOM had his portal machine on standby anyways, stay put or you're even more fired."

"The things DOOM has put up with from his own creations, bah."

[Forte-Metallix]

*waits for Doom to leave, then immediately flies off*

"You're obsessed with a girly toy and can't even remember your own creation's name- and I'm the fool?!

Whatever. Let's see whose day I can ruin next."

*sees BFZ sleeping soundly*

"It seems a bit dishonorable to attack a sleeping victim. Luckily I don't care about honor!"

*dumps a bucket of cold water on BFZ*

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

GAHHH!!!

*BFZ is so startled that she sparks electricity (since water and electricity don't mix), and electrocutes FM in the process*

*humongous explosion*

 

[Forte-Metallix]

*reemerges unscathed*

"Good thing I'm an electrokinetic!"

*sees BFZ glaring at me*

"Aw, what's the matter? You look like you could've used a shower!"

*flies off*

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

OOOH NO YA DONT

*BFZ chases after FM*

"you may be electrokinectic, but...."

*BFZ charges flames*

FLAME BLAST!

*BFZ blasts FM with fire, that he melts*

..."That's what happens when you dump water on me".

[Forte-Metallix]

*respawns in Doom's lair in a new body*

*pulls out a hit list*

*writes "Hot-headed Chick" underneath "Bird Brain"*

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

*BFZ is in a sulking mood inside and soaking wet*

*BFZ goes for a walk and spots Doom*

"Uh oh! That's the mayor! If he finds out I incinerated his best robot! I'm done for!"

*BFZ hides*

[Klinsy]

"DOOM should just hire Strider to watch over the village, he's not doing much these day."

"Ah, hello, greet your newest member of the village, Rarity."

"You're in front of her house so get out the way."

"Don't move out of the way and you lose your house, got it?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Doom enters the police station*

''So let me be clear''

''You want me...to donate to a parade''

''....for a pony?''

[Failinhearts]

*walks down the village and steps into a pile of molten metal that used to be F.M*

"Ew...."

*sees Nightwing and DOOM at the police station and heads towards it*

"Sorry to interrupt but there are a bunch of ponies in BTYT searching for Rarity. Don't be surprised if they find their way here....Or to your growth ray."

Edited July 21, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

*BFZ watches from the distance from her hiding place*

"what are ponies doing here? And who's Rarity? One of their kind?"

*BFZ continues to watch*

 

[Failinhearts]

Clone Trooper Hardcase: "Hey, you're that person that helped us in that battle. What are you looking at?"

*BFZ points at the toy-sized Ponies*

Hardcase: "Great, we have to alert General Miki and DOOM that we have company. By ponies."

 

*meanwhile, at the police station*

"Hello? Can you guys stop bickering and listen to me? We have ponies from BTYT looking for Rarity!"

Edited July 21, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"Okay I've been spotted but these guys are friendly..."

*suddenly sees ponies on a rampage*

"Robo dudes! If we're gonna warn Miki, we better do it fast, or we'll get run over!"

*BFZ and the Clone Troopers run to the station*

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*Sayaka, Nightwing, and Doom hear voices and stamping noises*

"RUN! THERE'S A HOARDE OF PONIES HEADING THIS WAY! RUN! IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE A PANCAKE!!"

[Klinsy]

"Don't worry, DOOM watched the show, there would be no way they would attack Rarity."

"Oh, goodness, my friends are coming to this village? I know what I must do."

"And what is that Rarity?"

"Talk to them, DOOM! Let's make friends with friends!"