[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!

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EDIT: That was an accident ignore this post.

 

Edited July 21, 2015 by Captain Plunderbutt
Accident

[Failinhearts]

*while running with BFZ*

Fives: "Wha- I'm no droid!"

*takes off helmet*

*Meanwhile, at the police station*

"Yeah, those ponies shouldn't mean any harm. Do what you need to do Rarity."

*DOOM, Rarity, BFZ, Sayaka and Fives go to the 5 ponies and purple dragon that was searching for Rarity*

 

Oh, sorry. It was an accident?

Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes.

Edited July 21, 2015 by Failinhearts

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"Wait, you're a human?" Did not see that coming! 

*BFZ and gang see the purple dragon*

"Ummm hi. We come in peace, and... you came for Rarity right?"

right?

[Failinhearts]

"He looks like Spyro if he was smaller..."

"You must be Spike, correct?"

*Spike tries to speak but becauze he's so small, being a toy nobody could tell what he's saying*

"DOOM, do you still have that growth ray?"

[Forte-Metallix]

*F.M. flies in with a broken growth ray*

"Yeeeahhh, sorry about this. Don't ask how I broke it or what I was doing with it."

*sees the ponies and dragon*

"You startin' a collection, Doc?"

[Failinhearts]

*everyone stares at the broken growth ray*

Fives: "Yup, Transformium ain't fixing this."

"So DOOM, what do we need to do in order to fix this machine?"

Fives: "Do you even have blueprints?"

 

[Klinsy]

"DOOM is going to need more fish."

"DOOM has no idea why fish make things grow, they just do."

"DOOM thought it would be milk or fruit or some form of science none you would understand."

"But, nooo, it's those smelly wet things that live in the sea/ 

[Failinhearts]

"I'll be right back."

*walks off into the ocean*

"Keep those ponies occupied until I come back!"

"And don't step on anyone!"

[Forte-Metallix]

*steps on all the ponies*

"Word of advice, kid: Don't give me ideas.

Now then, Doc. You found your stupid talking equine. 

So how about you start working on my new armor?"

[Klinsy]

"Fool, how can DOOM trust you with armor when you dent your leg on hard plastic?"

"Not much damage was done, thankfully, we have a view of peace we have hold up and DOOM will hold it up to the end."

"Besides, doing that would make Rarity sad and DOOM doesn't want that."

"Now, where is Ms. Blue Hair with those fish?"

[Failinhearts]

"Let's try this again."

*uses fishing pole*

"Come on, gimmie a fish, gimmie a fish, gimmie a fish.,."

*pole gets tugged*

"Ah, I got something!"

*fishes out a Magikarp*

"Does this count? Magikarp are an entirely different species that resembles fish, right? I'll check with DOOM."

*walks back*

[Forte-Metallix]

"But DOOOOOCCCCCCCC!

I've been such a bad boy, like you programmed me!

And besides, I've burned through, like, five or six bodies already, and I haven't been active for a month!

I need that new armor!"

[Failinhearts]

"OK, I caught a Magikarp does he count and holy crap!"

*sees crushed ponies*

"Are you guys OK?"

*Pinkie Pie jumps up*

Pinkie Pie: "I'm totally fine! Why wouldn't I be? When we came to life, we were made to be almost indestructable! Isn't that GREAT?!"

"Good to know... Anyway, does this Magikarp work for the growth ray?"

[Klinsy]

"if seabass work, this should work too!"

"Give DOOM a few hours and show the ponies around town."

"Also, tell them where they were living is bad and filled with losers."

"DOOM also has to make sure the town is okay after this."

[Failinhearts]

"OK."

*walks out with the ponies in her pocket*

"So, we were under the impression that BTYT was evil, is that true?"

Fluttershy: "I...I'm not sure. The mayor always tends to himself in some deep dark room. The rest of the town is kind to all of us toys, but they seem to say mean things about the other living creatures."

Twilight: "We try to stop the hostility towards humans, because you know, friendship and all. Sadly, the mayor as well as many other toys still hate you guys. But we don't!"

"Did you notice the robots they had?"

Rainbow Dash: "I just thought they were just gigantic toys the mayor made."

"Very interesting..."

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*BFZ goes with Sayaka and the ponies and walks around the town*

"Erm, I meant to ask, but what does BTYT stand for?"

[Failinhearts]

"BTYT stands for Better Than Your Town."

*looks at the ponies*

Twilight: "Really? I thought BTYT stood for something else!"

"Like?"

Twilight: "I'm not sure, but nobody told me the real name."

Pinkie Pie: "I thought BTYT stood for Butts Take Yogurt Trains! Right?"

[Klinsy]

"Ah, it's finally finished!"
*Magikarp evolves*

"Get out of here, you overgrown sea snake, DOOM took down a creature as mighty as you naked."

"Now, that's done, DOOM is going to make a public service announcement."

"Attention residents, your mayor is awesome, that is all."

[Failinhearts]

"Ugh, I forgot, the mayor has a bit of an ego..."

Twilight: "And his obession with Rarity is... odd, to say the least."

"Well, she was his toy."

Twilight: "True, true."

Pinkie Pie: "HEY! HEY! Guys look, it's a big sea serpent!"

"WHAT?"

[Forte-Metallix]

*attacks the sea serpent*

"If I can't get new armor, I'll just take this guy as my pet!"

*Gyarados fires hyper beam*

*F.M. dodges and the beam hits city hall"

"...He did it!"

*flies off*

[Failinhearts]

*Sayaka checks on city hall to see Clones busy repairing the building*

"What happened here?"

Commander Cody: "A Gyarados went crazy and blew up city hall. I guess he wasn't happy about being used as an ingrediant. Don't worry sir, my best men are out to catch this creature while me and the others are fixing up city hall. I suggest you send the ponies to DOOM so he can grow them."

"I'm on it! Wow, I'm the one taking orders this time..."

Cody: "Looks like you are General."

*Sayaka heads to DOOM's place*

[Klinsy]

"Ah, the growth ray has made this apple the size of a tree! It works perfectly! As an invention of DOOM would."

"Ah, Ms. Blue Hair, you convinced the ponies their town was for losers?"

"DOOM never tried zappy more than one thing at once with the ray, so we better take caution."

"Alright, ponies, step up to where that beams is pointing!"

[Failinhearts]

*ponies get to position*

"Let's hope this works."

Fluttershy: "Rainbow Dash, what if it doesn't work?"

Rainbow Dash: "Relax, it will! Don't worry!"

*Sayaka puts on safety goggles*

Rainbow Dash: "OK Doc, let 'er rip!"

[Klinsy]

"You will all live in DOOM's town now, under a ruler that is kind and caring."

"Understand this, DOOM has no shrink ray right now so there's no going back to your old size."

"Alright, ready, steady, go!"

*The ponies are all fine but Spike is extra big*

"Ah, DOOM forgot to account for you, Spike, guess you're pony sized now."

[Failinhearts]

*Sees that Spike is the size of a pony*

"Now he's the SIZE of Spyro."

Rainbow Dash: "Alright, now that we're full size, where's our house?"

"Have you accounted for this DOOM? Or were you planning to keep them in this building?"