[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: A Slice Of Life RP!

[Klinsy]

"They will move in with Rarity, duh."

"DOOM will get a contract for more buildings after he shows off his most impressive power to construction management."

"Or there will simply be no construction management ever again.. ever."

"DOOM is sure the villagers here can build things anyways, Niko can blow things up, Ajax has sharp claws to replace screwdrivers, Rosa already builds big things with those Luma things she has around her, Teresa is good at finding things, Sig is good at stacking things up and DOOM is good at finding information."

Edited July 23, 2015 by Pink Cat

[Failinhearts]

"And me and the Clones can harness Transformium, the most OP metal to ever be written in fictional history."

"Oh yeah, have you noticed that town hall was destroyed by a Gyarados a while ago?"

*points to Town Hall in pieces with Clones re-building it*

"Just thought you haven't noticed yet."

[Klinsy]

"Fictional? What are you blathering about?"
"That's just a decoy Town Hall, the real one is underground, so there is no need to worry."

"What is there to worry is DOOM is not gaining enough praise for what he has done."

"Ms. Blue Hair, go into the village ask everyone to praise DOOM."

Edited July 23, 2015 by Pink Cat

[Forte-Metallix]

"I'll praise you when I get my armor, Doc.

Now where did that giant sea serpent go? All I could catch was this dumb-looking sparkly black lizard with wings. It looks like a dragon, but my scanners are saying it's "Fire/Flying". Whatever that means."

 

[Failinhearts]

"As you wish..."

*leaves the building*

"Heh heh, no."

*sees that Town Hall is fixed*

Commander Cody: "General Miki! The hall is fixed."

"Yeah, apparently it's a decoy."

Cody: "What?"

[Klinsy]

"DOOM senses defiance, DOOM doesn't like it."

"And if you want armor, prove yourself worthy of it."

"Either praise DOOM or repair the light in the lighthouse, sailors have been lost on that sea for eons."

"Honestly, DOOM seen spiky haired lawyers more worthy of armor than you.

 

[Failinhearts]

Clone Trooper Oddball: "General Miki look! I caught my first Pokemon!"

"Did you always have a Pokeball?"

Oddball: "No. I put him in this trap!"

 

"Meh, close enough."

Oddball: "Also, we've been hearing rumours of more Pokemon in this area."

"Let's just hope they're friendly."

Oddball: "I'll get more traps."

*runs off*

"Wait, no! That's not what you use!"

Edited July 23, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Forte-Metallix]

"Sure thing, boss."

*flies to the lighthouse, fixes the light, and flies back faster than it took you to read this*

"Pay up."

[Failinhearts]

*explores more of the area*

"Somebody sure has to show Oddball how to use a Pokeball."

*watch starts beeping*

TRAPTANIUM CLUSTERS NEARBY. TRAPTANIUM CLUSTERS NEARBY.

"What? Where-"

*sees a forest covered in Traptanium clusters*

"OK, who's writing this place?"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

MEANWHILE....

*BFZ is with Miki and sees the crystals*

"What are those crystals?"

*BFZ sees a giant monster shadow flying in the sky*

"And WHAT WAS THAT?"

[Failinhearts]

"This is Traptanium, another strange type of metal."

"I suggest we harvest as much as we can and get them out of this world, we won't want it to fall in the wrong hands."

*sees the giant shadow*

"Don't worry about that. As long as we don't piss it off, we'll be fine!"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

Right then.

*BFZ picks as many Traptanium crystals*

Maybe this is strong enough to build that ray thing right?

[Failinhearts]

"It has the power to keep a creature captive in it, ANY CREATURE. The amount of power it contains can be catastrophic as it also contains elemental powers."

*sees a giant cluster*

*grabs a large shard of Traptanium and starts beating the cluster with it until the cluster breaks into smaller shards*

"Oh yeah, Traptanium can only be broken with other Traptanium shards. Just so you know"

[Klinsy]

"Ugh, fine, fine."

*DOOM makes hastily made armor out of watermelon*

"DOOM has one final request, he wishes to be left alone, leave. Now."

*DOOM is all by himself*

"This mayor thing is too much, DOOM thought it would be more peaceful than running Latveria, but noooo."
"God damn it, those BTYT citizens suck more than Wesker .... W-Wesker."

*Than DOOM got an idea, an awful idea*

"How many toys can fit inside a human sized blender? MUHAHAHAHA."

Edited July 23, 2015 by Pink Cat

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

Somewhere far away....

"Why do I feel that the Doom dude may be up to no good again?"

*Picks more Trapatanium crystals*

[Failinhearts]

"Oh don't worry, I feel it too."

*one hour later, all the Traptanium were put into 10 large bags, each of them base on an element: Magic, Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Tech, Air, Earth, Light and Dark*

"Is it just me, or is the water bag much larger than the other bags?"

*the water bag is 3 times bigger*

"Let's just send all this to the Clones, we don't need DOOM or especially F.M to get their hands on this stuff. Especially the Tech crystals."

*opens portals under the bags, sending the traps to the Helicarrier*

"Here, catch."

*throws a Fire and Air Trap over to BFZ*

"You can use them to catch Fire and Air creatures. They can also enhance your elemental powers, air is associated with electricity."

*walks away with BFZ, unaware that there is one more Tech cluster in the forest still unharvested*

[Klinsy]

"DOOM is thinking about that message DOOM got in that cookie earlier, mostly how much it hurt his teeth and how utterly unnecessary was it to be made out metal."

"What does that Tom Nook know? He's the only one could put it in the cookie and he's probably the only one has connections to all three villages, given the toys in his shop."

"And who has the bad heart? Can't be DOOM, DOOM'S Heart is healthy as DOOM'S heart is expected to be."

"DOOM has an idea that DOOM might make DOOM find out."

*DOOM steps to his podium*

"Attention, villagers! Today is the End Of Summer Festival and at the end of it, come to the mayor's office for a End Of Summer SLEEPOVER!"

 

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"Thanks Sayaka!"

*BFZ keeps the bags safely and hears the announcement*

...Please tell me he's joking. Yeah. I'll pass.

[Failinhearts]

"We have to go though. I'm not sure what he's up to and I have to find out. I'm gonna need a little help."

*sees the Village*

"The question is, who else is going?"

"I fear it might be a trap, or DOOM's starting that war on BTYT, I don't know."

"Luckily, we have our own traps."

*has a Tech Trap*

"Just in case."

[Forte-Metallix]

"..."

*angrily tears off the watermelon armor*

"THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

I'll find a better master who doesn't waste his time with plastic horses and fish!"

*angrily flies off*

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

"We have to go though. I'm not sure what he's up to and I have to find out. I'm gonna need a little help."

*sees the Village*

"The question is, who else is going?"

"I fear it might be a trap, or DOOM's starting that war on BTYT, I don't know."

"Luckily, we have our own traps."

*has a Tech Trap*

"Just in case."

"Very well. I'll go with you". 

"I have a suggestion, get Nightwing. Who else would be there but that FM dude!"

"And Doom also..."

[Failinhearts]

"I haven't seen Nightwing anywhere, nor do I sse anyone anywhere. All I have is you and the Clones."

"The Clones say they're alive though, and that's what matters."

*hears F.M rage and watches him fly off*

"Looks like someone's pissed."

[Klinsy]

"Why does DOOM feel like nobody trusts him, DOOM means, people trust Richards and he's the scum of the Earth, why not a perfect being like DOOM."

"DOOM got this video phone installed into the office so he can talk to anyone he wants."

"Video phone, bring up Strider, Max, Valeria and Rarity."

*Only Strider appears*

"Strider, good buddy, how's it going?"
 

"..."

"Yeah, DOOM knows right?"

[Ellipsis-Ultima]

*To Sayaka*

We'd better not bother F.M now.

Anyway, we need to plan further on this sleepover thing... conceal the traps and we're gonna need some food. Luckily, I got the fruit I mentioned, I'll go collect some more. (Apparently, fruit is the only sufficient thing so far now).

[Failinhearts]

"I've sent most of the traps over to the Helicarrier. Now we need to act natural, me and Madoka used to have sleepovers all the time before my past-life turned upside-down."

"How about you, did you have a sleepover before? I'm not sure if your writer ever made up friends or a backstory for you."