Nintendo Direct [April 1, 3PM PT/April 2 12AM CEST]

[Autosaver]

wow those boob physics.

[Sami]

I'm gonna laugh so hard of P5 ends up getting an anime OP and ED like this then. Seriously, it's a JRPG. Expect it.

 

It's obviously going to and nobody has a problem with that

 

call me and snark when we get rainbow rocket unicorns in Persona 5

[Mauro Fonseca]

I mean, at the same time we're having Persona Dancing All Night, so

 

is the problem more that you were expecting this visual direction to stay restricted to spinoffs?

[Solkia]

At least If looks good.

[Autosaver]

Nintendo could've made a Wii U Animal Crossing.

 

But instead we got a fashion designer game

 

why

[Lady Soniko]

What's that? You wanted an Isabelle Amiibo?

 

 

TOO FUCKING BAD

 

HAVE A CARD!

[Sami]

I mean, at the same time we're having Persona Dancing All Night, so

 

is the problem more that you were expecting this visual direction to stay restricted to spinoffs?

 

dont get me started on the unholy putrid trash that is P4 Buy Our Shit Otakus

[Eitarou]

I liked amiibo cards when they were called E-Reader cards.

[Mando-Whirl-Wind]

Hmmm, guess they're saving the Devil's Third campaign kickoff for E3

[Mogtaki]

Mario Kart 8 DLC 2 being pushed to the end of April.

I guess that's something?

Also new costumes with the Amiibos.

[KrazyBean]

Wow, nothing on Xenoblade X. 2016 release in the west I bet.

[Autosaver]

omg yes Sonic costume in Mario Kart 8

[KrazyBean]

200cc?? Damn, that's fast!

[Mando-Whirl-Wind]

Wow, nothing on Xenoblade X. 2016 release in the west I bet.

Or E3 

[Autosaver]

200cc

 

where the cpus don't beat you

 

THEY KILL YOU

[Mogtaki]

GOTTA GO FAST!

Good thing that Sonic costume is coming.

[Eitarou]

I can't believe they killed Sonic and made his skull into a helmet!

[KrazyBean]

Like the AI wasn't ridiculously aggressive in 150cc already...

[Lady Soniko]

in 200cc, people will be moving so fast items won't be able to hit you lmfao.

 

 

OH MAN SO HYPE

[Kuzu]

Mario Kart: Prepare to Die edition.

[Inkling Cooper]

What did you guys think of the Direct?

[Autosaver]

I can't believe they killed Sonic and made his skull into a helmet!

 

I have early access to the DLC!

[Johnny Boy]

Smash Ballot? I'm putting down Wreck It Ralph. Don't judge me.

[Solkia]

So according to a mutual on tumblr, the second pathway in FE:If is DLC

[Blue Blood]

Heh, interesting direct. Not quite as amazing as I'd hoped for those 48 minutes, but still pretty cool. The MK8 updates and DLC all look like good fun, I'll be ordering the Splatoon Special Edition as soon as it's possible and the Wooly World one as well. Shame there was nothing new that really gripped me, but we're two months from E3 so that's not surprising.