Random Sonic the Hedgehog Ranks #6 in Pornhub's Most Popular Video Game Characters in 2023

[Xandur]

This just goes to show that Sonic has more game than Mario. Atta boy.

[Aroon]

Skyrim and Apex Legends series look great being on the chart close.

[Iko]

So they weren't lying, this is what they meant with "catch up and surpass Mario".

[Mokyyrook]

On 12/19/2023 at 8:43 PM, Dreadknux said:

Then don't read it. And don't comment on it.

Not every piece of news is for you, and that's okay.

Oh the funny news reporter, but why stop there? There are many more topics that could increase your visitor numbers! Like the funny affairs between content creators and voice actors, how the certain game director clicked the Like button on the funny tweets, or, if those examples are too hot, how some of Sonic Origins developers have been caught crunching and accidentally using fan-created pixel graphics from Sonic 3 Complete?..

But wait, you aren't allowed to say something negative about it, they already paid you to turn a blind eye.

[Tornado]

47 minutes ago, Mokyyrook said:

Oh the funny news reporter, but why stop there? There are many more topics that could increase your visitor numbers! Like the funny affairs between content creators and voice actors, how the certain game director clicked the Like button on the funny tweets, or, if those examples are too hot, how some of Sonic Origins developers have been caught crunching and accidentally using fan-created pixel graphics from Sonic 3 Complete?..

But wait, you aren't allowed to say something negative about it, they already paid you to turn a blind eye.

This is a very confusing post. For starters it relies on you not knowing that the very same person you're complaining at did write an article about the sprites the Son of a Glitch guy stole that made their way into Sonic Origins; but more importantly it seems patently absurd to me to insinuate that Sega paid Dreadknux to turn a blind eye to inconvenient news regarding the franchise in the same breath as you complained about a story he wrote regarding how much people used Sonic to jack off to in 2023.

[Dreadknux]

1 hour ago, Mokyyrook said:

Oh the funny news reporter, but why stop there? There are many more topics that could increase your visitor numbers! Like the funny affairs between content creators and voice actors, how the certain game director clicked the Like button on the funny tweets, or, if those examples are too hot, how some of Sonic Origins developers have been caught crunching and accidentally using fan-created pixel graphics from Sonic 3 Complete?..

But wait, you aren't allowed to say something negative about it, they already paid you to turn a blind eye.

You're really showing your bare arse here. Absolutely embarrassing.

1. I've never been paid to "turn a blind eye" to anything. All of my coverage has been above board, professional and always with disclaimers where appropriate.

2. We cover news that we find personally interesting. We don't cover things just for the traffic. If we did, we'd cover the sort of drama you described here. So you boiled your own ass with that one.

3. We (and specifically, I ~personally~) DID write about the Sonic Origins kerfuffle that you are talking about. But of course, if you actually read this website or knew anything you were talking about, you'd know that already.

4. It's extremely telling (and downright weird) that this story is the one that pushed you to sign up and write of your absolute fabricated nonsense. Not sure what your weird kink is, but you should probably get that checked out.

Now, if you're quite finished, politely piss off unless you're willing to be an actual productive member of the Sonic Community. Otherwise, kindly go back to Elon's armpit.

[Mokyyrook]

37 minutes ago, Tornado said:

This is a very confusing post. For starters it relies on you not knowing that the very same person you're complaining at did write an article about the sprites the Son of a Glitch guy stole that made their way into Sonic Origins; but more importantly it seems patently absurd to me to insinuate that Sega paid Dreadknux to turn a blind eye to inconvenient news regarding the franchise in the same breath as you complained about a story he wrote regarding how much people used Sonic to jack off to in 2023.

Yeah, I see that this topic has already been covered in a quite clickbait-y manner. You can tell your boss that the other two topics are still available.

[Dreadknux]

5 minutes ago, Mokyyrook said:

Yeah, I see that this topic has already been covered in a quite clickbait-y manner. You can tell your boss that the other two topics are still available.

I beg you to learn the definition of clickbait, 'cos whatever you think it is ain't it champ.

[Zaysho]

11 minutes ago, Mokyyrook said:

Yeah, I see that this topic has already been covered in a quite clickbait-y manner. You can tell your boss that the other two topics are still available.

Literally no one gives a shit about these things Sonic fans were wringing their hands over on Twitter for all of a day each. Never mind those topics delve into personal matters that don't concern us and certainly not you.

[Tornado]

11 minutes ago, Mokyyrook said:

Yeah, I see that this topic has already been covered in a quite clickbait-y manner. You can tell your boss that the other two topics are still available.

That's, uh, not actually a response to what I said. Would you happen to have a response to what I said? You know, the "Sega shill who still somehow has enough leeway to write an article about Sega IP pornography" part?

[MetalSkulkBane]

@MokyyrookDid you really join this forum 1 hour ago just to complain on this subject? (you and similarly PugTheCat yesterday. Suspicious).

Like, what is even your problem? I can't follow your reasoning.

[Dreadknux]

4 minutes ago, MetalSkulkBane said:

@MokyyrookDid you really join this forum 1 hour ago just to complain on this subject? (you and similarly PugTheCat yesterday. Suspicious).

Like, what is even your problem? I can't follow your reasoning.

Some people clearly think we're sinful for talking about something like this and we need JEEEESUS in our lives or something 

[Badnik Mechanic]

Whoa whoa whoa Wait a second!  Multi-Account the Member brings up something I wanna talk about!

Since when are staff paid!?

You owe me a million pounds Knux!!

Edited December 20, 2023 by Badnik Mechanic

[Mokyyrook]

35 minutes ago, Tornado said:

Sega shill who still somehow has enough leeway to write an article about Sega IP pornography

Are you asking me to pretend that corporations don't know about inconvenient media and dozens of articles about it? The entire thing and OG post basically says "Rule 34 exists" and yet they choose to present it to the audience. What is the minimum age of the forum members, 13 years old?

[Dreadknux]

23 minutes ago, Mokyyrook said:

Are you asking me to pretend that corporations don't know about inconvenient media and dozens of articles about it? The entire thing and OG post basically says "Rule 34 exists" and yet they choose to present it to the audience. What is the minimum age of the forum members, 13 years old?

Your shill claims have already been debunked, so that's enough of that. You've also more than made your point (and looked like a tit in the process, but that's your prerogative).

To your age point, how old do you need to be to use Twitter or any other platform? And how many people have read this exact same story/content posted on those platforms by way more influential personalities without this kind of weird feedback? Yet this site gets your ire and blowback?

Nah, something's off with what you're putting out here, sorry. Time to stop, now. You're borderline trolling at this point.

[CrownSlayers Shadow]

Sonic be like:

(NEVER thought I'd have an excuse to post this one...lol)

This is...interesting.

I'm actually surprised to see Sonic as a character rating higher than characters like Rouge the Bat who is practically a magnet for that kind of thing. Like damn, 6th place is pretty damn high! And over Mario too! Not just that, but how the fuck did Sonic beat Ahri from League of Legends?! Or literally any female character?! God damn!

And while we're beating this dead horse, who's the jackass that put Chun-li as a Fortnite character?!

Good lord, 2023 is some hell of a year!

 

Edited December 20, 2023 by CrownSlayer’s Shadow

[Mokyyrook]

31 minutes ago, Dreadknux said:

shill claims have already been debunked

Debunked by going "no I didn't turn a blind eye" while having a 5-star review on a game that is still getting fixed? On a game that has only had a few issues fixed - not directly by the people who created the core engine used for remasters - only months after people like you recommended buying it anyway? Well, forgive me if I'm not convinced.

[Sega DogTagz]

3 hours ago, Dreadknux said:

You're really showing your bare arse here.

 

What you did there. I see it.

cheeky lol

 

 

 

Seriously though, PH is blocked in my neck of the woods, so I can indulge in enjoying the outright absurdity of this entire topic with impunity. The rest of you lot have some serious explaining to do though.

 

[Dreadknux]

12 hours ago, Mokyyrook said:

Debunked by going "no I didn't turn a blind eye" while having a 5-star review on a game that is still getting fixed? On a game that has only had a few issues fixed - not directly by the people who created the core engine used for remasters - only months after people like you recommended buying it anyway? Well, forgive me if I'm not convinced.

Believe what you like. I'm not here to convince you, I'm just telling you that you're wrong. Your obvious bias doesn't make your assertion true - you're hanging all this on the fact I wrote a five-star review (which you clearly didn't read)? "People have opinions that don't match up with mine" isn't the gotcha you think it is.

Maybe I should up the age limit for having an account on here after all if this is the sort of incredible deduction on offer here.

This is getting off-topic now so let's just leave it at that.

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What you did there. I see it.

cheeky lol

Haha, I actually didn't mean it like that!

[AlexHidanBR]

On 12/19/2023 at 8:59 AM, Shaddy Zaphod said:

Why is this a thread on this website

Because why not?

Also, WHERE'S ROUGE?!?!??

[alicemichelle297]

The funniest part of this story to me is that the top five on this list makes sense, like those are exactly the characters you would expect to see, and then boom there’s Sonic LOL

[Danj86]

I've been wondering if we've been giving too much credit to Mario and Sonic and their sex appeal. Having thought about it some more, (Because I have nothing better to do.) the two franchises stands out for being named after a character. It's often difficult to search for content for a specific character from that series, without including the name of the protagonist the series is named after.

It's hard for me personally to test this on a regular search engine because I suspect the algorithm or whatever they use to read our thoughts, knows that if I innocuously type Luigi into Google, I must be searching for Mario's brother, because I've searched for Mario content many times in the past. I mean, Amy Rose sounds like a perfectly normal name and I'm willing to believe a real person does have it.

Now just because I don't find Mario and Sonic sexy, doesn't mean somebody else wouldn't. Though we all know Dr. Eggman is the sexiest out of all of them and I am willing to go down fighting on that hill.

[Rabid-Coot]

Maybe if we work together as a community Sonic can hit number one in 2024.

[Starry Skydancer]

On 12/19/2023 at 12:52 PM, Dreadknux said:

...

Because it's news. What is this Twitter-ass level of questioning about lol

To be honest. I don't think this news story is appropriate. People are understandably upset.

[Maple Syrup]

Darn... I guess you can't go wrong...

I mean, we guess we probably know why...

Edited January 12 by Maple Syrup