[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Nightwing laughs*

''Could be worst''

''Least you didn't say something as cheesy as ''Let's do it to it!''

*He rubs his neck*

''That reminds me. Any letters or mail today?''

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "Yup, got a letter."

*gives it to Nightwing*

"Starfire gave it to you."

"It's a good thing we made up after all that tension between me and Sayaka...."

"Who's Sayaka?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Nightwing shrugs and shakes his head*

''She's a singer down at the Crossing Club. You visited a few times, although you guys aren't on the best of terms''

*He opens the letter, finding three tickets for seats in the Crossing Club*

*Nightwing's eyes widen*

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "We are? I can't remember anymore."

"My mind is all jumbled up!"

"Let's do it to it sounds familar too! Like I heard someone else say it before!"

"GRRRRRR!"

MEANWHILE....

Battle Droid: "Sir, Sonic's getting his memories back!"

Mephiles: "Now?!"

"Transport him out of there and get him onto the Massive! It's time this hedgehog is sent to the slaughter house!"

BACK AT THE OFFICE...

Sonic: "Uhh, Nightwing... Does everything seem a little fadey to yo-"

*Sonic disappears*

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Nightwing grits his teeth*

''SONIC!?''

*Scourge appears behind him*

''Shame about the hedgehog''

''Don't worry though. I can take care of you''

 

[Klinsy]

Meowkie: "I've been exaimin' the ballistic markin' report after I found the bullet under Punchy's couch. The gun clearly belongs to ... Punchy!"

Rosie: "But Punchy is my friend! Why would he do that?"

Meowkie: "That's it, there is no reason for him to suddenly hate you. I think Punchy is being framed!"

"What we halfta do is get Punchy's gun itself and look for finger prints."

[Failinhearts]

*Sonic lands on a ship: The Massive*

Sonic: "What the-"

"Things aren't black and white here! What is this?"

General Grievous: "The place of your execution, Sonic."

"I'm sending you to my master. He'll finish you off himself!"

Sonic: "Get your hands off me, you thing!"

General Grievous: "Some visitor YOU are. You don't recognize me?"

Sonic: "Uhhh... It starts with a "G" I think...."

General Grievous: "Get in there!"

*kicks Sonic into a room*

Mephiles: "I've been waiting over 150 million years for this moment! The moment where Sonic The Hedgehog dies!"

*grabs his axe*

"For every time you foiled my plans, I will slice you! Until you're nothing but atoms! This purple room will be painted red by your blood! And you have no more skill to face me!"

Sonic: "What's going on?! Who are you?!"

???: "Sonic!"

*a cage falls down, revealing a small, furry white ferret creature. His eyes filled with worry.*

Mephiles: "To make things better. Your one friend that you were trying to save all this time, will watch you get cut to bits! After that, I'll kill him!"

"He wanted to be a Disciple so much. But the fact that he was based off an emotionless Incubator from another series held him back! He was so easy to capture..."

Sonic: "K-K-Kyubey!"

Mephiles: "So you do remember him. Well, the more suffering the better! I'll show you that no hope exists in ANY world, and without you, all the writers in the real world will pay with their lives!"

Kyubey: "NO! PLEASE! NO!"

Edited August 29, 2015 by Failinhearts

[Klinsy]

Serena: "So, let me get this straight, you have no idea who I am at all?"

Rarity: "I'm afraid not, darling, I only have so many customers."

Serena: "Sweetie Belle! She'll remember me! Let me see her!"

Rarity : .... "When did I tell you about my sister?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Nightwing looks around the room*

''Let's try for some clues''

*He finds a small piece of green fur*

''hmmm''

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "Kyubey... Sayaka... Tails.... MEPHILES!"

*Mephiles swings his axe, but it clashes with Sonic's sword*

"How could I forget you?"

*spins into him*

Mephiles: "Why you...! Burn in hell motherfu-"

Sonic: "Can it, crystal face!"

*slashes at him*

Sonic: "Thanks for bringing Kyubey to me, by the way!"

"Don't worry, bud! I'll get you out of there!"

*hundreds of robots come in and aim at Kyubey*

Mephiles: "Take one more step, and he dies."

Kyubey: "Sonic, escape and help the others! They're more important!"

Sonic: "I can't leave you again! You told me to escape on the day of your capture! That's one of the few things I'll always regret!"

Kyubey: "JUST LEAVE! Do it for me!"

*Sonic looks at the robots*

Sonic: "....."

"I'll save you, just wait a little longer!"

*grabs out DEUS*

"I always wondered why I had that watch... Now I remember!"

*teleports back to Nightwing's office*

Mephiles: *spazzes and slices up all the robots in his anger*

"YOU WON'T ESCAPE THE SECOND HOLOCAUST SONIC! I WILL WIN!"

[Klinsy]

Meowkie: "Hmm, green? I don't know anyone who was green in the city ... except one, DOOM!"

"He must be the one behind this! But where could he possibly be?"

"Hmm, I think I know a way to get him over here .... YOGURT SUCKS!"

DOOM: "WHO DARES SAY THAT? ANYBODY WHO DEFIES YOGURT HAS ANSWER TO DOOM!"

[Failinhearts]

*Sonic lands back in the office*

Sonic: "OW!"

(I gotta pretend I'm still that other version of me for a while)

"Sorry I've been gone, guys. What did I miss?"

[Klinsy]

Meowkie  "Hey, Sonic, glad you're here, we found our latest suspect."

DOOM: "DOOM didn't do anything! For DOOM'S SAKE!

Meowkie: "Anyways, boss, I need you to keep an eye on him as we head down to Rarity's downtown, we still haven't got to question the people there."

DOOM: "YOU FOOLS! DOOM IS A MAN! HE DOESN'T HAVE FUR!"

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "Wait, what did you guys find?"

"Fur?"

"Green fur?"

"Don't tell me HE'S here...."

[Klinsy]

Meowkie: "After putting the fur in our DNA matching, we can conclude that DOOM is not responsible."

DOOM: "OF COURSE NOT, YOU FOOL!"

Meowkie: "Yes, anyways, Sonic you seem to know something."

"Do you find any leads on who it can be?"

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "All I can say, is that it's a Hedgehog. Like me."

"Have any of you guys seen the others?"

"Oh, right... They're suspects."

MEANWHILE...

Tails: "Great, just great."

"First, my intellegence is gone, we lost the pieces, and now we're on Forest Crossing's most wanted!"

"Also, did I mention that my SMARTS IS GONE?!"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Sonic suddenly awakens in a jail cell*

*a hooded girl is there*

''You don't know me''

''But I'm a friend''

''Mephiles used a mind trick on you. He made you believe you had been rescued''

''I can send you back to the town, but I'm not sure if your memories will be in tact or not.''

*Meanwhile*

*Nightwing was in the office examining the tickets Starfire left, awaiting for Meowkie and Sonic to arrive back*

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "Why would he do that? I mean, he would just want me to kill me on the spot."

"Maybe somebody else did it without his permission."

"I dunno... He confuses me sometimes."

"Anyway, take me back."

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*She nods*

''I can do that''

''But the town's still warped badly''

''When you go in, you'll be reverted back to your noir version''

''But I can tell you this''

''You are on the right path''

''Now. Buckle up.''

''Azarath Metrion Zinthos!''

*Sonic is suddenly sucked into a vortex as he reawakens back in the office, his memories back to noir*

*Nightwing looked at him*

''Sleeping on the job again Sonic?''

''Now we've just gotta wait for Meowkie...''

*Meowkie and Doom suddenly burst into the office, and the whole DNA thing happens*

Nightwing: ''Alright Doom. You're free to go''

''We've got another lead anyway...''

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "I think I might have passed out or something."

*gets back up*

"Anyway, what are we doing now?"

"Do we have any leads?"

[Ryannumber1gamer]

Sonic: "I think I might have passed out or something."

*gets back up*

"Anyway, what are we doing now?"

"Do we have any leads?"

*Nightwing takes some water and pours some for Sonic*

''When Meowkie's done getting rid of Doom''

''I'll be ready to make a deduction on our next lead''

*Hands water to Sonic*

[Failinhearts]

Sonic: "Alrighty."

*takes a sip*

MEANWHILE....

Madoka: "We need to get Tails' intellegence back! Only he can fix the RITE!"

Homura: "But Scourge has it. The more evil one...."

Tails: "We still need it or we'll never be able to fix this world! I can use my newfound magic powers to take care of him!"

"That is... If I can even fight. Sonic should've gotten his memories back by now with that beam, though."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Meanwhile*

*The Archie!Scourge is playing with the parts to the RITE*

''It's time I make sure that sorry excuse of a fan character doesn't fix this world''

*He places the parts down, and starts smashing at them, destroying them*

[Failinhearts]

MEANWHILE.... 

Mephiles: *observing Archie Scourge on the massive*

"He may not be a Metarex, but he sure is helping our cause!"

Battle Droid: "Sir, Sonic has escaped but he seems to have his memories erased again."

Mephiles: "Good, so we have another second chance! Also, tell Masker Mind to never be in charge with my prisoners again!"

"I should have murdered his ass on the spot."

"I won't make that mistake again! Assemble the Decepticons and get them to the club! We have to kill that other abomination."

[Ryannumber1gamer]

*Another battle droid suddenly freezes up*

''S-Sir....F-Funny story''

''You see...''

''O-Our...''

''Our access to the noir world's been locked out entirely''