Ubisoft @ E3 2014 "Sorry for loosing the hostage guys"

[Badnik Mechanic]

No Ubisoft... we really dont need to learn more...

[Detective Shadzter]

It's coming to Wii U, as well as the Xbox and PlayStation consoles. Guess there are Wii U games here.

[KrazyBean]

Please show the next game...oh, live dance performace? Umm.

[Gabz Girl]

So we're gonna focus on Just Dance now for another 15 minutes...yay.

Well at least it's a Wii U game.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Ah the models have arrived.

 

Also All you lot download this app right now so we can dance together!

[Mogtaki]

"Anyone with a smartphone" well I didn't want to join your dance party anyway.

[Scar]

I really don't want a one word post, but all I can really say is....

 

 

:/

[Badnik Mechanic]

....Remember how 5 min ago we thought this would be better than EA?

[DarkRula]

We now know where the dancers were at the Microsoft Conference.

Nowhere in sight. Rehersing for this abomination.

[KrazyBean]

Well, it's done now.

....Remember how 5 min ago we thought this would be better than EA?

 

It is. I'll take dancing over "EMOTIONAL SPORTS RAAAARH", any day.

[Detective Shadzter]

Oh, so she's aware we didn't crap ourselves at the MS E3 2014 demo?

[Boomer]

What 

The

Fuck.





Anyway it can't get worse than that can it?

[Badnik Mechanic]

"We almost crapped ourselves with joy"

 

And then we pissed ourselves with laughter when we saw what happened to Watch Dogs.

[Brad]

Aisha is the greatest thing and you will never tell me otherwise.

 

Also, better audience for her this year. GOOD.

[Scar]

What's going on now?

 

Division?

[KrazyBean]

What's going on now?

 

Division?

 

Yeah.

[Da Blu Hedgie]

This is boring...

[Dobkeratops]

....Remember how 5 min ago we thought this would be better than EA?

 

We now know where the dancers were at the Microsoft Conference.

Nowhere in sight. Rehersing for this abomination.

 

this is it folks

 

this is what this event was made for

 

e3 confirmed

[Detective Shadzter]

What's going on now?

 

Division?

Yeah. Gameplay was shown at Microsoft's conference, so they're showing a cutscene here. 

[Mogtaki]

Why do games seem so set on making their protagonists pretty and handsome? Holy geezus, cut it out.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Well that was.... a colossal waste of show time.

 

Oh God it's time for 'The Crew.'

[Kevin]

Tha opening to that cutscene was just downright creepy.

[gato]

Well... At least that was something new from the game right?

[Scar]

Melodrama....

 

I suppose its necessary in this context at least.

[Brad]

That was a really effective (and smart) trailer, even if it didn't reveal much. Lots of style.