Dr. Crusher's (Not Quite) Wonderful Fanfic Reading Emporium: I've got 99 guidelines, but quality control ain't one.

[Dr. Crusher]

Fair enough, but if it means anything, that was kind of the point. My Silver voice is deliberately meant to make him sound even more whiny than in '06.

 

Now ladies and gents, it's time for a tale of galactic proportions. You'll need to dedicate a bit of spare time for this one, for it's a long'un. It'd be called Sonic Vs His Ultimate Enemy. And here is the parchment containing this gigantic legend.

[Speedy]

OMG, I'm dying of laughter here. The ideal way to consume bad fanfic was finally discovered. You, Dr Crusher, deserve a prize for this. As I don't have one here, have an emote with silly sunglasses instead:
No, really, awesome topic.

[Speederino]

I was requested to read this thing:  Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OpRuDqVPRu

 

It's long, just fyi. By far the longest vocaroo I've ever done at 23 minutes long. And I apologize for the voice inconsistencies. It's hard to keep track of so many characters. >_>

[Dr. Crusher]

I apologise if anyone else has done this one already, I just had to do one for this. It's the famous tale of Sonic's Last One Night Stand. And here's the journal that provides such vile tablets.

[Splash the Otter]

So this is how Sonichu was born...

 

And now I'm imagining how a sequel would look. Maybe something like this?

 

"The sun rose over Green Hill, shining through the open window and waking Miles Prower. As the fox got out of bed, he looked over at his husband and smiled. Sonic had been completely worn out from the previous day's adventure, and would probably be sleeping till noon.

     Miles went into the kitchen and started a pot of coffee. As the machine bubbled, he heard the sound of the mail being delivered. Stepping outside, Miles opened up the mailbox and sorted through the mail. It was nothing unusual. Just a few bills, a postcard from Cream (who was on vacation in Apotos), and...

     Sonic was woken by a fox shaking him. 'Tails? What's going on?' His vulpine koibito handed him a letter. "We just got a death threat from Team Plasma," he said. As the hedgehog read the note, Miles found himself forced to ask the same question he had asked many times before: 'Sonic, what did you do this time?'"

Edited August 14, 2013 by ElectroKyurem

[Dr. Crusher]

"...The Aristocrats!"

[LordMetallix]

Oh wow this is just brilliant, I've not read any fanfics in a long while but this is actually a fantastic idea. After work tomorrow I'll try to get around recording a High school fic I remember coming across featuring sonic and a certain cat.....

 

And let me just say, the moment Metal Sonic started speaking like a scotsman I lost all feeling in my sides, I can never unhear it....nor do I want to.

Edited August 15, 2013 by LordMetallix

[Dr. Crusher]

Please have mercy.

 

I almost puffed myself out like Big the Cat at Seaworld by the time I was done with this.

[Dr. Crusher]

Sorry for the double post, but now it's time to expand upon the beautiful relationship between a hedgehog and his alien father. Through violence.

[Dr. Crusher]

Argh, not a triple post! I'm not gonna get away with this!

 

So DocAzure's recent statuses convinced me to have a go at reading his... authentic tale of A Tense Situation.

[C4k3]

Pfftahaha, oh how I've missed these readings of yours, Crusher.

 

11/10 voices, would cast for offical VA.

 

Oh yeah, 500th post. Woo hoo.

Edited October 21, 2013 by TheSpookyMiester

[DocAzure]

Argh, not a triple post! I'm not gonna get away with this!

 

So DocAzure's recent statuses convinced me to have a go at reading his... authentic tale of A Tense Situation.

 

You fuck.

 

 

I love you.

[Dr. Crusher]

And now, for double trouble of the Azure-ish kind, here is Boost to Win & MephCream - Forbidden Hate together.

[DocAzure]

I can't...I fucking can't...

[Dr. Crusher]

You brought this upon yourself, Azure.

 

You have only yourself to blame for ensuring the day would come in which I was forced to have Sonic say "boom shakalaka".

Edited October 24, 2013 by Dr. Crusher

[DocAzure]

Well, I listened to it all. I'll take your criticisms and improve. Improve by wiping MephCream off the face of the Earth with a big fuck off orbital laser.

Edited October 24, 2013 by MadDocAzure

[Dr. Crusher]

So, after going through it many times due to being completely and utterly overwhelmed by it continuously, I finally present to you this cheerful rendition of Azure's An Epic Journey.

[DocAzure]

Oh, this is going to be epic.

Edited October 28, 2013 by MadDocAzure

[DocAzure]

What about the sequel?!?

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9573062/1/A-Journey-Through-Space-Time

[Dr. Crusher]

I...I...I...

 

G-give me time for this. I'm still in pain, son.

[Dr. Crusher]

"It's another double post!"

 

"STRRRRAAAANGE, ISN'T IT?"

[Dr. Crusher]

It's been a while, but some things never change, like making another bloody triple post, and so I am back with a few sources of inspiration from my good man, TCB.

 

First, there is the long, tear-jerking, mesmerising tale of how Sonic the Hedgehog engaged in a thought-provoking conversation with Pac-Man.

 

Then, there is the story of some official hedgehogs and some not-so-official hedgehogs.

 

Finally, there is a website. But it's not just any website...

[DocAzure]

You have no idea how much I smiled when I got this in my notifications box. Good to see this thread coming back to life again!

 

Time to listen to this reading here...