Dr. Crusher's (Not Quite) Wonderful Fanfic Reading Emporium: I've got 99 guidelines, but quality control ain't one.

[Vertekins]

Feel like reading a silly Sally-hate fic but it includes a song and I'm not singing it >:[

 

Fic - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7902294/1/I-Love-You

 

Reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9x8wZHLLy

[Speederino]

Ladies. Gentlemen. It is my pleasure to introduce you to the Red Dead Redemption fanfic, red dead john merston the return and dislike. You can read along, or just listen to my soothing vocal chords. The choice is yours (and don't worry if you've never played Red Dead, this fic stands on its own).

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oe4zaO5WbP

[Crash]

Here we go, I wanted to try this!

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebSZ98dEOj

 

Here's the fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9392720/1/Darkness-Reformed

 

Sorry it's kind of bad.

[Vertekins]

Someone posted a link to this fic in one of my statuses so I thought why not? - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4755227/1/Sonic-s-Bad-Day

 

Chapter 1 reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IEcHaCMD9k

Chapter 2 reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x9xqhNUl90 

 

May continue the other chapters. I think I need to go get some brain bleach after reading chapter 2

[Dr. Crusher]

So what do you get when you cross Sonic the Hedgehog, Mephiles the Dark, and an apparent lack of research in regards to what actually happened in the final battle? You get silvergirl1000's Wrong things aren't right.

 

And here's the parchment that provides such heinous words.

 

BONUS: So what did you learn from this,Sonic?

[DocAzure]

So what do you get when you cross Sonic the Hedgehog, Mephiles the Dark, and an apparent lack of research in regards to what actually happened in the final battle? You get silvergirl1000's Wrong things aren't right.

 

And here's the parchment that provides such heinous words.

 

BONUS: So what did you learn from this,Sonic?

 

Oh god, not Yaoi...

[C4k3]

So what do you get when you cross Sonic the Hedgehog, Mephiles the Dark, and an apparent lack of research in regards to what actually happened in the final battle? You get silvergirl1000's Wrong things aren't right.

 

And here's the parchment that provides such heinous words.

 

BONUS: So what did you learn from this,Sonic?

 

I can't...I can't feel my sides...that was bloody beautiful.

 

Your Mephiles voice is just pure win, and I cracked up at the improvised parts!

 

Was someone with you during that recording? I could hear laughing in the background. xD

[Dr. Crusher]

Ah yes, that would be that dear friend of mine I keep mentioning.

[Splash the Otter]

OK, I am currently CRYING in laughter. What I find especially hilarious is Shadow's gratuitous Japanese especially if you know what it means

 

I have GOT to read this one!

 

Reading - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LhAqk1x81a

His gratuitous anything is funny! I couldn't stop laughing when I figured out what "Desine mutans meae linguae!" meant.

Edited June 20, 2013 by ElectroKyurem

[Crash]

So what do you get when you cross Sonic the Hedgehog, Mephiles the Dark, and an apparent lack of research in regards to what actually happened in the final battle? You get silvergirl1000's Wrong things aren't right.

 

And here's the parchment that provides such heinous words.

 

BONUS: So what did you learn from this,Sonic?

 

That voice is so funny.

[Speederino]

So, I was requested to read the most inspiring MLP fanfic in the history of ever. The Spiderses.  And look, if you're turned off mby it being MLP, don't worry. No, really. Don't worry. This is a magical adventure regardless of what it's based on, trust me.

 

Chapter 1:    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wACihZdrNE

Chapter 2:    http://vocaroo.com/i/s01mV8m6jms8

Chapters 3&4:  http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YT1bE3wSlS

Chapter 5:    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dRySQnnWWI

[Celestia]

I am so happy that I can say I was in the skype chat as Speederino posted these wonderful recordings, allowing me to be one of the first beings in existence to hear them. My only prior knowledge of that story was the first chapter, so most of this was a whole new ride for me. And it was beautiful. Thank you, Sonic Stadium Message Board member Speederino, also known as the Element of the Power of Rock and Roll, you have made the world a better place.

Edited June 25, 2013 by ElementofChaos

[Speederino]

I am so happy that I can say I was in the skype chat as Speederino posted these wonderful recordings, allowing me to be one of the first beings in existence to hear them. My only prior knowledge of that story was the first chapter, so most of this was a whole new ride for me. And it was beautiful. Thank you, Sonic Stadium Message Board member Speederino, also known as the Element of the Power of Rock and Roll, you have made the world a better place.

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qOSqJb8z8t

[Dr. Crusher]

I think it's time I paid tribute to a classic tale that many a Sonic fan remembers with fondness: Black Doom Knits a Sweater.

 

And here is the joyful story.

 

Next time, for a more believable performance, I should just smoke ten cigars a day.

[Dr. Crusher]

I apologise for double posting, but I thought I might as well share another tiny one with you chums (I might be getting too into this business). It's about Metal Sonic. You can tell because it's called I am Metal Sonic.

And here's the incredibly minimal fanfic.

[C4k3]

I apologise for double posting, but I thought I might as well share another tiny one with you chums (I might be getting too into this business). It's about Metal Sonic. You can tell because it's called I am Metal Sonic.

And here's the incredibly minimal fanfic.

 

The fact that the fanfic was meant to be taken seriously makes this even more funnier.

 

I seriously want to draw Metal Sonic wearing a kilt while he stands in a field and laments over Blaze. xD

 

Another fine job as always, Dr. Crusher!

 

EDIT:

Edited June 25, 2013 by TheCakeMiester

[Dr. Crusher]

Thanks very much.

 

Also, should there ever be a fanfic involving Mecha Sonic, he'll contrast Metal by sounding like an overly posh and polite Englishman.

[spinny]

Y'know what they say: summer nights are for horror stories!

 

So why not settle that with some Sonic Horror Survival!? ...11/10 name.

 

Here's the fanfic itself. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6867851/1/sonic-horror-survival

 

Aaaand here's take 1-- I mean 2-- I mean -- never mind -- of my recording. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t2pEi6XyhM

 

And the legit recording. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oTQ27v5o4T

[Dr. Crusher]

I just saw Miester's image.

 

I am a happy guy, laughing like a lunatic.

[Speederino]

Well, I found myself with some alone time a bit ago, so I used that opportunity to read a bunch more troll fics! (Disclaimer: I apologize in advance for any stereotypical British and/or black accents coming your way. These voices do not reflect the racial views of the narrator and are merely used in a comedic fashion, because people who are different from you are hilarious)

 

Lord of the Onion Rings: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vqj9kNXFQg

 

Dr Who and the End of the Unvierse:  http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALkkbgILCX

 

Sonic halps fit eggmen: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OMl3Vxz8yp

 

If I could Dream (A Harry Potter fic): http://vocaroo.com/i/s06dlmCAg9NF

 

(You might want to read along with that last one, just to help you keep track a little bit)

[DocAzure]

I read my masterpiece of a fanfic.

 

CHAPTER 1

 

Here - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NvqBxchwbh

 

Little bonus, this is my first (failed) attempt at it - http://vocaroo.com/i/s16E72AqfbZr

[Dr. Crusher]

Now it's time for a father-and-son bonding between Silver and Metal Sonic: A Second Chance, if you will.

 

Here's the scroll.

[C4k3]

I'm always going to imagine Metal Sonic as a angry Scotsman now.

 

Also, because I have no life:

Edited July 5, 2013 by TheCakeMiester

[Dr. Crusher]

I'm happy to see my Glaswegian!Metal Sonic is doing well. Now I just need to find one that I can get both Glaswegian!Metal Sonic and Nazi Caricature!Mephiles involved in.

[Splash the Otter]

Glaswegian!Metal Sonic is awesome! Your voice for Silver is a bit hard on the ears though.