Microsoft @ E3: A Space Odyssey. June 10 [9:30 AM PDT/ 5:30 PM BST]

[Jango]

LOOK AT DEM GRAPHIXXX

[Carbo]

Okay fuck you Microsoft.

Fuck you.

I have never been this angry with a developer for outright lying about indie developers

Holy fucking shit I am fuming.

[DaBatGuy]

Minecraft? Really? It's better and cheaper on PC.

[Indigo Rush]

Minecraft? That's an Xbone exclusive?

 

What makes it different? What makes it special?

 

Of course, they don't say anything.

[Ferno]

Can...can I just hear more about Sunset Overdrive?

[Emperor Robrainiac]

Oh look! Minecraft! Something I can already play on my friggin' PC!

 

Not to mention you can do so much more on the PC version, what with downloadable mods, maps and other features.

[PSI Wind]

WOW

MINECRAFT

ITS SOMETHING I CAN PLAY ON MY PC

[SuperLink]

What? I thought Notch didn't like the Xbox One??

[Badnik Mechanic]

Theres a man on stage... he's wearing a V-Neck shirt... and he looks like he needs a pee with all the jiggling he's doing.

[Kevin]

Minecraft? Really? That's been on the PC for a while now.

[turbojet]

He said Television! Everybody take a swig!

[Gabz Girl]

Minecraft eh ? That's great and all but...this is already out on PC and 360.

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

Remember when Notch was all hung up about the XBONE?

What happened to that?

[Chili Dawg]

This falling bitch looks derpy as shit. 

[Badnik Mechanic]

"A failed experiment that broke down time"

 

Yeah I know that feeling right now...

[Cyalume]

Even if everything else about this conference sucks, even if Xbox One is the worst console to ever hit the market...

Killer Instinct. Killer instinct, guys... must... hold back... my want...

[PSI Wind]

Okay fuck you Microsoft.

Fuck you.

I have never been this angry with a developer for outright lying about indie developers

Holy fucking shit I am fuming.

What do you mean?

[Nepenthe]

This is why I hate cars. What's so special about them anyway? Car fanatics like this fool talk about them like they're the best thing in the world!

 

My brother is a car enthusiast, and through him I've seen the appeal in investing time, energy, knowledge, and effort into modding a machine over which you have direct control and can genuinely perform in. There is a place for car sims; I don't see the point in deriding car enthusiasm or the game genre that caters to it. It's a cool hobby, even though I don't particularly share it.

 

Minecraft? Eh. Why?

And... what is this, exactly?

[Soniman]

HOLY SHIT DEM FACE ANIMATIONS.

[Silencer226]

Yes, sit in front of the explosion. That's smart.

[Jango]

WOW A CUTSCENE. AMAZING...

[Chili Dawg]

And this dude just looks stoned as fuck.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Oh wow! That looked... like... everything we've ever seen before.

[turbojet]

Quantam Break would make a great movie.

[Chili Dawg]

Quantam Break would make a great movie.

Or perhaps...

 

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