Spike VGA 2012™: The Thread of Cup Cakes™! Samuel L Jackson™! Shapes™! Forever™! ™!

[Badnik Mechanic]

Holy shit! It's Nick Fury!

Female Host: So what games do you play?

Samuel L Jackson™: Urm... ... ... . Nothing!

I love this...

"You don't need to have a huge million dollar fanchise to do well in the industry! Just look at the Walking Dead!"

Yeah but basing a game off a million dollar TV show which has a global audience thats criticially acclaimed based off an equally popular comic book does help.

Host: What do you think of the show?

Cliff: I think its the 10th one.

Bravo Cliff. Bravo.

I'm guessing this next segment should just be called 'Why Microsoft loves Microsoft?'

Is it wrong to laugh at how the voice actress who plays Tomb Raider just forgot the name of the award show she's on... oh man this is quite... awkward to watch...

[Detective Shadzter]

Is it wrong to laugh at how the voice actress who plays Tomb Raider just forgot the name of the award show she's on... oh man this is quite... awkward to watch...

I'll excuse it cuz she's hot

[Badnik Mechanic]

VITA IS SAVED!

I'll excuse it cuz she's hot

My favourite part was when she said her moans and grunts were a selling point... I for one intend to buy tomb raider and just leave her tied up at the start....

Edit: From the gaf.

[Detective Shadzter]

Halo 4 has won awards for Best Graphics and Best Xbox 360 game.

[Falco]

That was obvious.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Is it just me, or is everyone they interview so far incredibly drunk?

P.S. SSMB Drinking Game.

Take a shot each time The Walking Dead is mentioned.

I'm a nerd guy: We've got some amazing The Last of Us footage! I've not seen it yet.

I'm not making this up, he actually just said that.

*takes a shot* Walking Dead Mentioned again.

*Takes a second shot*

*Takes a third*

[Detective Shadzter]

I honestly don't see the point in giving out awards before the show. I bet those voice actors felt unworthy of the stage

[Badnik Mechanic]

WOW.

"The walking dead isn't a real videogame. The Wii-U is shit. The Nintendo Fanboy plays Call of Duty on an Xbox."

He should register here and post in the Wii-U topic, the Autosaver can have a conversation with him.

And now we have this guy... what's he going to say.

Token Black Guy: I'm all pubes!"

0_0

Host: Are you a gamer"

Token black guy: Erm... no....

Token Black Guy: My Son doesn't have pubes yet!

Token Black Guy: Robots have pubes!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

[Detective Shadzter]

Ok... Following pubes, we have discussion about girl on girl sex in Mass Effect and whether these two women have lesbian sex backstage or not.

[Badnik Mechanic]

So a familiar franchise returns this year... hmmm... ... .. .. ALEX KIDD!

*takes another shot*

HERE WE GO! SHOWS STARTING WITH.... South park!

[Detective Shadzter]

<3 South Park

[TrueBlue]

Ok... Following pubes, we have discussion about girl on girl sex in Mass Effect and whether these two women have lesbian sex backstage or not.

Jennifer Hale x Ali Hillis?

[Wraith]

So a familiar franchise returns this year... hmmm... ... .. .. ALEX KIDD!

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN BLACK OPS 34

[Badnik Mechanic]

Well... lets see... "Kill every mother fucker in the room!" "Yes they deserve to die" "The mother fooking Zombies and Aliens!"

Well guys, looks like all the effort we've made to not sound like lunatics have gone down well.

Also will someone tell the host to stop swearing as it sounds like my stream keeps cutting out.

[Detective Shadzter]

Swearing for the hell of it isn't funny :-/

South Park looks awesome!

[Badnik Mechanic]

Urm... did that South Park trailer show any gameplay?

*takes a shot*

Walking dead again.

[PSI Wind]

Haha. Kenny is dressed as Princess Zelda

[Badnik Mechanic]

*hides face in hands*

Tell me they did not just effectively say that shooter games are training you to kill... tell me they didn't just say that... Please tell me they didn't just say that!?

Borderlands 2 wins best shooter.

[Detective Shadzter]

Urm... did that South Park trailer show any gameplay?

*takes a shot*

Walking dead again.

There were some battle scenes, but still no HUD.

[PSI Wind]

BORDERLANDS 2! THANK YOU GOD

[King Frosty]

Glad for Borderlands 2.

[Jacky]

*hides face in hands*

Tell me they did not just effectively say that shooter games are training you to kill... tell me they didn't just say that... Please tell me they didn't just say that!?

they were jokingly referring to zombie apocalypses, since they are cast members from the Walking Dead, so it's okay zombies dont have feelings

yay BL2

[Carbo]

If this is supposedly next-gen gaming no wonder I'm not excited.

[Endy]

This amazing groundbreaking game looks like shit.

[Badnik Mechanic]

New game incomming!

Urm... Call of Duty: Paramedic edition?

Ok so it's called 'The Phantom Pain' and it looks... urm... urm... Lets kill wounded soldiers for fun!? Thats... fun right? Erm...