[ROLEPLAY] Sonic the Hedgehog Saves the World Gaiden II: Reloaded, We Live to Boogaloo Another Day and Strike Back at The Empire [SIGNING-UP!]

[Wraith]

One day, Vanilla Rabbit decided that she'd take a detour on her way home. This detour involved walking through a dark alley. At night. Because people these days are still dumb enough to do that.

As she walked in, she was attacked by -gasp-, GENERIC ROBBER NUMBER 43 FROM GENERIC VILLIAN CO.(they also do bad movies, trashy romance novels involving vampires and parties.)

"Alright lady" Generic Robber said, his voice ganing a dangerous edge. "Gimmie all your moneys, or ELSE..." He pulled a gun from his pocket. " I'll SHOOT. YOUR. FACE."

Vanillia screeched. "No! Please! I have a child at home!"

"Don't worry" the criminal grinned. "You'll see them again. IN HELL. AHAHAHAHA!" He laughed manaically, pointing the gun at her, finger edging towards the trigger. He somehow forgot about the money he went through all this trouble to get. Huh.This guy was fucking stupid.

"Hey." A deep, sexy voice sounded from behind the criminal. Shadow was walking towards the scene. Yes, strutting. A woman is being held at gunpoint and this concieted dumb-ass decides to strut over as slow as he possibly can.

"OHMYGOSH" Vanille exclaimed in shock. "It's SHADOW!" She yelled. Due to this being a Sonic fanfic, all females are required by law to swoon over Shadow at any and all opportunities.

"Let her go." Shadow said, continuing his strut.

"And just who the hell are you?" The Criminal questioned. He was probably the one person who didn't know about the guy who helped save the goddamned world. "some kind of pincushin?" He then laughed manically instead of running like a sane person would do.

"Oh, you have jokes." Shadow smirked. "Let me give you one. What's black, red, and dead all over?" He asked, crappy attempts at being badass we're his forte.

"Uh..... a roadkill skunk?" He asked, sheepishly.

"No...." His grin widened. "YOU! CHAOS. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTA!"

The alleyway was consumed by a red light, which quickly turned into a large explosion.

With his attack over, Shadow smirked and looked around. He then frowned. Not only was the criminal gone, but so was the rabbit, along with most of the city he was in 30 seconds prior. It was replaced by ruined buildings and ash as far as the eye could see.. "Huh". He said. "That wasn't supposed to happen." He shrugged. He picked up the Rabbit's still somehow intact purse and pulled out her credit card. He slipped it into his pocket. She wouldn't be needing it anyway.

[Da Blu Hedgie]

Evil bad god monster live in evil bad dimension. Evry thing bad and evil. Sky was fire, people made of lava *(basically hell)*. Did evil bad stuff in dimension. One monster not so evil however evil bad god monster not evil. Just wanted to do hee hee and agh yo mama, start doing moon walk. Worm hole appear.

"Wtf!!! Jump in become something more sinister...but what?!!"

*Well what do you think? "Hears cricket sound." What happened to the role play?*

Edited September 29, 2012 by Chaos the destroyer

[- Eternal Paradox -]

HERE COMES PARADOX!!!

The Avenging Angel

It was a ordinary day. Birds tweeted. Dogs barked. And Deviant Artists drew porn because that's all they seem to do these days. One particular artist was sitting at home, drawing another pornographic image, ready to send his watcher count skyrocketing. A nearby newspaper bore the title "Massarce at Playboy mansion". Perhaps if he'd actually read it, he wouldn't be drawing what he was...

"Almost done! Just one final touch to make it extra sexy!" He proclaimed, and with that drew a pair of rabbit ears upon the scanitly clad woman he'd just drawn.

The door creaked ajar. He was just about to upload when he heard the click, and felt a rifle being pressed agianst his head.

"RABBITS ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS...." Snarled the voice behind him. And then open fired.

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A few minutes later, Cream the rabbit skipped out of the building. "Come on Cheese!" She gleefully proclaimed. "We've so much to do!"

They wouldn't find the body until next week, and even then, it was almost unrecognisable...

(Whaddaya think of that, eh? Please excuse my reasonably good grammar and spelling. I'll write Amy sometime later. Probably when someone's written something for Sonic.)

[Wentos]

...when suddenly, Silver comes from the future!

"What is this?" He said loudly. "This is Sonics fault cause he is the iblis trigger!" Silver runs off.

Edited October 16, 2012 by Natsuru Senō

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

Eggman make a madly!

"What this!" say Eggman. "Are forest creatures making a hibernation?" Eggman make a sadly, because he could not kill Sonic if Sonic was sleeply.

Suddenly, lightbulb!

"I know!" Eggman got a boombox and made a backwards of cap!

"Sonic was to be listening now!" say Eggman. "Whoever manage to make a running to my base first will receive much reward money!"

Eggman wait. No one resist money!

[Sly4Good]

Suddenly, with a thud, Vector broke down the wall even though the wall is, like, Robotnkin. "Yo dawg, GIMME THE MONEY!" Vector yelled to Eggmen. Vector then kicked Charmy to the ground, as like, he can. Espio just stared at them with a "..." above him. "Yo asshat, I WANT THAT MONEY!" Vector YELLED as he shot eggman in the shin. "Y u do that Vectar?" Eggman told him, in like, a voice. "Moony pls." Vector said as he snatched the money of of Eggman's hand. Why the hell he had it in his hand, I like, will tell you like, later. Vector Ran into a wall, and like, destroyed it, making a, like, hole. "WAIT FOR ME BOSS!" Charmy yelled after Vector, chasing after Vector. Espio, like, didn't like, follow them, and instead came back and kicked Eggman in the face, and then in the crotch, for like, reasons. "Gahh! Ghost kick me!?" Eggman screamed. Espio walked out depressingly...no one ever cares for Espio.

[a bad poster]

(( I am now interrupting this thread so I can ask "yo dawg let me be egg man ya herd" ))