I am the cheese, I am the best character on the show.

[Blacklightning]

SWEET FUCKING GOD OF PERSONIFIED ASS-SEX

CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING NIGGA

NO NOT HER YOU GODDAMNED PEDO

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

YEAH

YOU SEE THIS MOFUCKA

THAT'S CHEESE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAO

WHAT IS A CHAO YOU MIGHT ASK

THEY'RE THESE LITTLE BLUE FUCKERS THAT LOOK LIKE OTHER ANIMALS BY EATING THEM IDK

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THEY'RE SO AWESOME THEY GET THEIR OWN UNCENSORED PORNOGRAPHY IN SONIC GAMES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGcmUCksWrk

aw hell yeah i'm fapping to this shit already

ANYWAY

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU WHY CHEESE IS THE BEST FUCKING CHARACTER EVER

HE'S SO BOSS HE CAN RAPE ANYONE'S SHIT BACKWARDS JUST BY RUNNING INTO THEM

HE WEARS A FUCKING BOWTIE

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK HE WEARS A BOWTIE BUT GODDAMN IT'S STILL BADASS

HE HAS A GODDAMNED FLOATING DOT THING ON HIS HEAD THAT CHANGES SHAPE WHENEVER HE EMOTES

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS FACE TO TELL IF HE'S PISSED OFF AND READY TO RAPE YOUR SHIT

JUST LOOK FOR THE FLOATY DOT THING THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A MASSIVE FROWNY THING

HE'S SO GODDAMNED PIMP THAT HE TAKES HIS OWN PERSONAL SLUT AROUND EVERYWHERE HE GOES

YEAH YOU HEARD ME

CREAM AIN'T IN CHARGE BECAUSE CHEESE IS THE GODDAMNED BOSS

JUST CHECK THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjw0PNlL1g

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT

THEY JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF DOCTOR FUCKING EGGMAN

AND WHO DID ALL THE WORK?

NOT MS. FURRY AND CUTE, THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE

NAW

SHE JUST STOOD BACK LOOKING SMILEY AND DROPPING RINGS ALL THE TIME

WHAT A CLUMSY LITTLE BITCH

SERIOUSLY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK EGGMAN'S SHIT IS MADE OF

BUT CHEESE JUST TEARS IT THE FUCK APART MAN

THAT'S LIKE

I DUNNO

A FEW FUCKING TONNES OF FORCE FOR EVERY RAM

THIS LITTLE NIGGA UPSTAGES KNUX'S MAN MUSCLE ON A REGULAR BASIS

AND HE PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN REACH YOUR KNEES IF HE WAS STANDING ON THE GROUND

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

now man you're probably all like

"but shadow could just stop time and roundhouse kick him in the back of his fucking midget head"

or

"but sonic could totally turn super saiyajin and run him the fuck over"

or

"but silver could just hold him in place screaming IT'S NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE"

NO

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH

because unlike all those other furry fags

cheese isn't even programmed with the ability to TAKE DAMAGE

YOU COULD PRACTICALLY DROP A GODDAMNED STEAMROLLER ON HIM

AND IT WOULD JUST BOUNCE OFF HIS MANLY CHAO FLAB

IT'S A BIT LIKE HOW TAILS USED TO BE IN SONIC 2

EXCEPT CHEESE DOESN'T BOUNCE ABOUT THE PLACE LIKE A FUCKING PANSY WHENEVER HE TOUCHES SOME PUSSY ASS SPIKES

SO NEXT TIME YOU THINK CHEESE LOOKS LIKE SOME CUTE INNOCENT BLUE THING

JUST REMEMBER

CHEESE IS A FUCKING BOSS

WHO CAN RAPE YOUR SHIT WHENEVER HE DAMN WELL FEELS LIKE IT

TL;DR, Discuss the awesomness that is Cheese the Chao. I command you to. >=3

[Kuzu]

.....Seriously?

[Neon]

... agreed.

Edited November 5, 2011 by Neon

[Solkia]

*claps*

[XenotropiXavier]

I love cheese! He's always been awesome!

[Soniman]

...

[Diz]

Woke up due to my laptop making some report notification noises.

I don't *yawn* think this can be kept open. Be more serious when making topics than doing all-caps and it already seems this will get spammy. *Yawns* I'll just lock this so that at least no more spam will land in here and so that someone else gets to deal with it more appropriately. Just don't want it to have five pages of spam or anything. Sorry, I need to get up early. *Goes back to zzzzzleep*

[Pelly <3's U]