Can you trust micheal bay on TF3 not sucking?

[Saint Nathan]

Well, its like why do people like American Idol or Justin Bieber. I don't like American Idol or Justin Bieber, but I try to repect peoples taste and I wouldn't go up to someone who likes Justin Bieber and say "Listening to his is like drinking piss" because its just rude and arrogant.

that's honestly too bad that you think that way.

I'm all for liking whatever the fuck you wanna like, but if I don't like it I'm not gonna hold back because you think it's rude. If you can say nice shit about something, people should be able to say bad shit about it also.

It's NOT rude. What's rude and arrogant is saying that someone's opinions are rude and arrogant just because they voiced them.

If I told you that you were a horrible person, and that you are a pile of shit because you liked something, then yeah there's a fucking problem there.

But otherwise there's really nothing fucking wrong with it.

Its one of my pet peeves when somones says what I like is shit in front of me, you could argue with them but whats the point sometimes "opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one" and sadly some people get paid for it.

What the fuck kinda person is completely okay with someone having a differing opinion. We wouldn't fucking have arguments and shit otherwise.

you have to be okay with them HAVING the idea. care about the idea however the fuck you want. just be okay with the dude who has it.

[Stacy]

that's honestly too bad that you think that way.

I'm all for liking whatever the fuck you wanna like, but if I don't like it I'm not gonna hold back because you think it's rude. If you can say nice shit about something, people should be able to say bad shit about it also.

It's NOT rude. What's rude and arrogant is saying that someone's opinions are rude and arrogant just because they voiced them.

If I told you that you were a horrible person, and that you are a pile of shit because you liked something, then yeah there's a fucking problem there.

But otherwise there's really nothing fucking wrong with it.

What the fuck kinda person is completely okay with someone having a differing opinion. We wouldn't fucking have arguments and shit otherwise.

you have to be okay with them HAVING the idea. care about the idea however the fuck you want. just be okay with the dude who has it.

Edited July 5, 2011 by BW199148

[Saint Nathan]

It was the tone of your post Glaxay, not the fact that you dislike Transformers.

[Facehugger]

I'm not seeing how I was rude.

[Stacy]

I'm not seeing how I was rude. Like I said, I'm not saying anyone (other than mickey bay) is a horrible person or anything.

fuck yeah I do.

[Saint Nathan]

You said:

This is what I found rude.

I'm not sure why. It's true. I have no idea how anyone at all can enjoy these movies. Zero. I just kept going with the metaphor. Sorry if you found it rude or anything but man it's not meant like that at all.

By the way it wasn't me who neg rep you.

man i don't care if you did, i'm not gonna whine about shit like that.

[Badnik Zero]

I saw this ridiculous movie on Thursday. I liked it better than the second.

First of all I gotta say I like Sam Witwicky in these movies. This is one of the things I always liked. His simultaneous wallowing and faux arrogance is funny to me, along with his quick delivery. He's meant to be laughed at but also not be a clown, which is good for this kind of movie. But I noticed in this movie especially that he's written like every fast-talking Hollywood agent I've ever seen in a movie. That's not really a problem, but here's what is. He's not the only character in the Transformers movies that acts like this by far. Jon Turturro's character does this, and John Malkovtich's character too. It's so that everyone who appears onscreen needs to be flamboyant in some respect or BAM BAM BAM in your face, at all times, and the series revolves around these manic individuals that CAN'T STOP MOVING just like the haphazard plot. Unless of course it's a racial stereotype in which case insert whatever other canned personality here. Thank god Optimus is a fucking robot or else they'd do some crazy shit like give him a trucker's voice and backflip him into every scene. These "original" bots we get with every new installment are exactly that by the way, and they're totally useless. Bumblebee is borderline, but they managed to be clever with the only-talking-through-the-radio thing.

Racial stereotypes. You don't have to take these to heart, but the movie has so little substance that I'm calling them out.

1) Mouth breathing perverted Asian man. I'M SO GROSS AND UNUSUAL SEX JOKE BUT LIKE A DISABLED CHILD I CAN BE USEFUL TOO HERE IS SOME INTEL

2) Cowardly Black man hysteria. AW LAWD HELL NAW I DINT EVEN SIGN UP FOR DIS SHIT HELL NAW EVEN THOUGH IM A SPECIAL OPS GUY

Here's another damn thing.

Why is there so much back and forth in these movies. It's like they wanna make it feel sophisticated with the CALL WASHINGTON AND GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE LINE BACK AT THE PENTAGON SO WE CAN GET TO OUR RECON MAN ON THE INSIDE AND RENDEZVOUS WITH OUR CONTACT IN... Cut that shit out. It's all filler that translates to literally bullshit.

Here's some things I enjoyed. I loved every damn scene with a real Transformer in it. The small irritating ones suck.

1) Sentinel Prime was cool and I loved every second of him. I am just learning he was voiced for Leonard Nimoy for more win.

2) The villains had a relatively simple plan compared to last movie, and the concept was awesome.

Alright but seriously this movie is just a bunch of special effects and CG. But it was an alright way to spend Thursday night.

Edited July 6, 2011 by Dabnikz

[Saint Nathan]

I have to agree with Dabniks, I really like Leboufadoufa. He's not a bad actor at all, and although he has a tendency to be a little stale, he's usually cast well.

But that really doesn't save this movie at all.

[Badnik Zero]

I forgot to complain about one thing, but it's a spoiler for the end of the movie.

Shockwave was badass by the way.

At the end of the movie the army sets up snipers to take out the Decepticons' eyes. What the hell kind of out is that! You mean you could've just shot them in the eyes and pretty much disabled them. For how long now? Why are they even threatening if all you need is a sniper team to take out their eyes. Is this just to make the humans less useless?

[Emmett L. Brown]

I have to agree with Dabniks, I really like Leboufadoufa. He's not a bad actor at all, and although he has a tendency to be a little stale, he's usually cast well.

But that really doesn't save this movie at all.

*spit take*

Whoa! Did you just complete a whole post without saying "fuck" or "shit"?

Meanwhile, anyone who wants to claim this movie isn't mysoginistic can start by naming a single female character who isn't our hero's Victoria Secret catalogue girlfriend or the mean government lady who berates the Transformers all the time.

[Saint Nathan]

*spit take*

Whoa! Did you just complete a whole post without saying "fuck" or "shit"?

holy fuck i did

i'd be proud of myself if i didn't go out of my way to do such.

so i am only shame

Meanwhile, anyone who wants to claim this movie isn't mysoginistic can start by naming a single female character who isn't our hero's Victoria Secret catalogue girlfriend or the mean government lady who berates the Transformers all the time.

Can you even name them? Did they have... names? I think they might have been called names but I don't think any importance was placed on them.

[Psychobob’s Ghost]

the rest were like drinking piss.

On that subject what does piss taste like? I’ve not tried it myself but I’ve always imagined it would be both bitter and creamy with a slight metallic tinge. But what the hell do I know, your the piss drinking expert.

[Stacy]

Now that I think about it, Deep Wang sounds like an Asian porn movie that Cinema Snob would review. Still funny.

[Saint Nathan]

On that subject what does piss taste like?

Transformers 3

where have you been this whole topic

[Aquaslash]

Meanwhile, anyone who wants to claim this movie isn't mysoginistic can start by naming a single female character who isn't our hero's Victoria Secret catalogue girlfriend or the mean government lady who berates the Transformers all the time.

Sam's mom.

Hey, you asked. =P

[Emmett L. Brown]

Sam's mom.

Hey, you asked. =P

Well, that completely defeats my argument. Sam's mom is definiteve proof that this movie portrays women in a positive and modern light with no negative stereotyping at all.

Yeeeeeep.

[Facehugger]

Hey, you asked the question in that way. Don't be buthurt now that you've got a truthful answer. =)

I want to ask, does this third film ruin any of the Transformers?

[Saint Nathan]

Hey, you asked the question in that way. Don't be buthurt now that you've got a truthful answer. =)

I want to ask, does this third film ruin any of the Transformers?

Everyone except Optimus, Ironhide, and Bumblebee are pretty fucked. Optimus is the best character by far just because everything about him is super badass now. The new ones are pretty good also, but all of the Deceptions are just idiots.

[Facehugger]

The new ones are pretty good also, but all of the Deceptions are just idiots.

Surely not Shockwave. He is more intelligent than the entirety of the rest of the cast combined. *Sigh* I guess that, as with most other things, the good guys 'must win', even if that means misrepresenting the bad guys.

Seriously, Shockwave and Screamer are idiots?

[EXshad]

Hey, you asked the question in that way. Don't be buthurt now that you've got a truthful answer. =)

I want to ask, does this third film ruin any of the Transformers?

Megatron gets little to no screen time and gets pushed around by literally everyone... erm... Wheeljack is renamed Que and (for no reason) looks like a robot Einstein with light-bright hair and gets no development.... besides that, I think they did a great job with the transformers, especially compared to the last 2 films.

[Facehugger]

WHAT?!?!

If there is one thing above anything else that Megatron's character stands for, it is not letting anyone get in his way without a fight. I am severly dissapointed to hear of this. Is it safe to say that they butchered his character?

[EXshad]

WHAT?!?!

If there is one thing above anything else that Megatron's character stands for, it is not letting anyone get in his way without a fight. I am severly dissapointed to hear of this. Is it safe to say that they butchered his character?

[Facehugger]

Pretty well-done?

He's a Megatron who lets people walk over him, without putting up a fight, and instead whines in insecure fashion. This does not bode well. D:

Hopefully this silver lining at the end is a good one.

Edited July 7, 2011 by Facehugger

[Saint Nathan]

Surely not Shockwave. He is more intelligent than the entirety of the rest of the cast combined.

Seriously, Shockwave and Screamer are idiots?

[Dr Jackstraw]

who

seriously other than megatron they're all pretty much nameless and stupid

i really honestly have no idea who they are

Come on now, at the very least you can admit Laserbeak was a total badass and interesting (and fucking terrifying) 'Con.

Pretty well-done?He's a Megatron who lets people walk over him, without putting up a fight, and instead whines in insecure fashion. This does not bode well. D:Hopefully this silver lining at the end is a good one.

To be fair, it's justified in the movie by the fact that he is literally missing half his brain, thanks to OP at the end of ROTF.

Edited July 7, 2011 by Dr Jackstraw