Knuckles Eggs-On Patrick Stewart to Injure a Child in Paramount+'s Super Bowl Ad

[Shiny Gems]

We are once again approaching America's favorite series of commercials occasionally punctuated with a football game, the Super Bowl, and Paramount will be advertising its streaming service by... having beloved cultural icon Patrick Stewart hurl beloved Nicktoon icon Arnold up the Paramount logo mountain. And of Paramount+'s many representatives, Knuckles is absolutely on Team Hurt a Child. Can Creed push this octogenarian "athlete" to land a successful throw as Drew Barrymore and Tua Tagovailoa protest? Odds aren't great.

The missing piece of this multi-show puzzle is the Knuckles series itself, which still has no official date or release info. if Paramount+ is including him in the ad, perhaps we'll be seeing more details on the show soon. And of course, the Super Bowl itself will air on Sunday, Feb. 11 on both CBS and Paramount+.

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Shiny Gems

Original Post Content:
Yep, it’s that time of year, and Knuckles is here, maybe to have his own show promoted. This ad does look cool to me. By the way, Hey Arnold! Does anyone else think Knuckles could have done a bit more here, though?

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Edited February 1 by Dreadknux
Added a hard copy of the video so people can watch it.

[Minu Yang]

13 minutes ago, Shiny Gems said:

Yep, it’s that time of year, and Knuckles is here, maybe to have his own show promoted. This ad does look cool to me. By the way, Hey Arnold! Does anyone else think Knuckles could have done a bit more here, though?

What do you all think of this, by the way?

That was so hilarious!!  I love it!!  Can't wait to see Knuckles in his own spin off series!!!

[PC the Hedgehog]

Finally, the Sonic x Hey Arnold! crossover I've always wanted.

[Maple Syrup]

It's Knuckles! I'm so proud! He's featured in a lego magazine, then this ad, and his very own show soon!

[The Famous Sonic]

There's gotta be a trailer releasing either tomorrow or at the Super Bowl! Paramount has no excuse to not show it! 

[castell-neath]

Interesting Sir Patrick is in it despite Picard ending last year.  Knuckles looks good in it mind

[Shiny Gems]

I just want to say one thing.

Thanks @Dreadknuxfor uploading a hard copy. I did not realize it at first, but it seems the original Youtube video is not available for those outside the USA, which is why Dreadknux replaced it.

[MGA_Gamer]

Now I want to see a movie about Knuckles, Patrick Stewart, Arnold, Drew Barrymore, Master Chief, Pepper Pig and Creed climbing a mountain together!

Edited February 1 by MGA_Gamer

[Ming Ming Hatsune]

24 minutes ago, Shiny Gems said:

I just want to say one thing.

Thanks @Dreadknuxfor uploading a hard copy. I did not realize it at first, but it seems the original Youtube video is not available for those outside the USA, which is why Dreadknux replaced it.

Makes sense, since the Super Bowl will not be on Paramount+ outside the USA.

[Rusty Spy]

I've seen enough shit in my time that not a lot fazes me.

  

This fazes me.

Edited February 1 by Rusty Spy

[Salamander]

A great advert to point to for when somebody asks you what "post-ironic" means.

[Scientific Genius]

That's hilarious. I am sure Knuckles could have thrown him higher.

[Knight Terror]

Is this a dream... or drugs?

[GX -The Spindash-]

47 minutes ago, Knight Terror said:

Is this a dream... or drugs?

Yes.

[SupahBerry]

Knux could've simply climbed up that wall with the rope and let it down from the top, but where's the money fun in that, eh?

[MGA_Gamer]

If only they had Tails on the team instead of Knuckles...

[Shiny Gems]

29 minutes ago, MGA_Gamer said:

If only they had Tails on the team instead of Knuckles...

...He might have been thrown up there instead! Nah, just kidding!

*Gets ready to shield himself from people who have gotten mad at him for that bad joke*

[Tornado]

Patrick Stewart to play the guy who shoots Maria in Sonic 3?

[ChaosCTRL]

Patrick Stewart’s guide to mountain climbing (and Knuckles):

[LegoNess]

Only fitting that ol' football head is in the ad for the big football game!

[Endoian]

That commercial was very random lmao, I hope that next time they show something from the Knuckles series.

[mayday2592]

Never thought we'd see a crossover trailer featuring Knuckles, Master Chief, and Peppa Pig where Patrick Stewart throws Arnold like a football at a cliff, and then proceed to sing Higher by Creed. Truly the most ambitious crossover in history.

Edited February 5 by mayday2592

[Rabbitearsblog]

OMG!  This was awesome!  I didn't watch a lot of the Paramount Mountain shorts before. But after seeing this one, I checked out the others and they were really entertaining!  I hope that Sonic and Tails end up in one of these Parmount Mountain shorts soon!

[Ghelatlishol]

I swear I've had fever dreams akin to this ad. Out of the context of Paramount, this would be insane.

[The Famous Sonic]

I've heard just now that it's been confirmed that there's going to be a first look at the Knuckles series at the Super Bowl! At long last! This better be worth the wait!