Funny quotes for Sonic characters.

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

Make up some hilarious quotes or scenarios for Sonic characters, go wild.

[Maria.Sosori]

Can we share funny existing ones?

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

1 hour ago, Maria.Sosori said:

Can we share funny existing ones?

Shadow: Where's that damn FORTH Chaos Emerald!

Note: I still don't know why they made the emphasis on forth and not damn in the subtitles.

[ShadowForever]

Before Forces events, Eggman receives a letter from Sega: Dear Dr. Eggman, we offer you 6 months of world domination… But then, you have to become Mr. Tinker. Eggman: Hmm… DEAL! 

Surge and Kit, watching Sonic Official: HOORAY WE AIN’T STARLINE’S OCS ANYMORE!!!

Super Shadow: Wait, is the Fourth Chaos Emerald here, too???

I’ll add more later!
 

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

Blaze: Silver, what the heck are you doing in hooter's?

[castell-neath]

Trip to Tangle: when are you going to be in game?

Tangle to Trip: when are you going to be in comic?

Sega: No comment. 

[ChaosCTRL]

4 hours ago, Maria.Sosori said:

Can we share funny existing ones?

“This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.”

-Shadow the Hedgehog

 It’s good that Shadow is fine with talking candy from babies. Candy is bad for babies.

1 hour ago, IHaveACaseOfSonicMania said:

Blaze: Silver, what the heck are you doing in hooter's?

Silver: I thought they were going to have OWLS!

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

28 minutes ago, ChaosCTRL said:

Silver: I thought they were going to have OWLS!

The good ending.

[MGA_Gamer]

Amy: Hey Tails! Could you please do me a favour and run off to the store and buy me some shampoo?

Tails: Extra volume?

Amy: SHAMPOO!

[Maple Syrup]

Sonic: Chili diggity dawg!

[Maria.Sosori]

9 hours ago, Maria.Sosori said:

Can we share funny existing ones?

King Arthur: Your very presence offends the eye.

--

Caliburn: Onward, my young knave.

Sonic: I'm not a knave! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

Caliburn: Very well then. I shall call you Knave the Hedgehog.

Sonic: Whatever, you oversized letter opener.

(I love that the song for the cutscene is called "KNAVE THE HEDGEHOG AND AN OVERSIZED LETTER OPENER" in the ost. lol)

[HywelAtTheMoon]

Amy to Rouge: You're a terrible influence on Cream!

Rouge: Thanks. Ya know, that's the first time anyone said I'm terrible at something. 

Amy: Stop enjoying this!

Rouge: Yeah, no...

[Cuz]

"Once I conquer the world. I WILL PAY YOU!"

-Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

[Maple Syrup]

Eggman: I will crack you like an egg!

Sonic: But you're the egg!

Eggman: No

[Ghelatlishol]

I love some of the back and forth between Sonic and Sally in SatAM:

*Sonic taps the inside of a stealth bomber impatiently as Sally gets irritated, trying to bug the computer within*

Sally: Sonic, do you mind?

Sonic: Not very well. Dogs mind, not Hedgehogs. *Starts furiously tapping his foot.*

Sally: Then show a little patience!

Sonic: Hey hey hey hey, Patients are for hospitals. *looks around frantically* We're in Robo-Country, and that makes me edgy.

[cosmichaos]

I sorta stole this from Spongebob, but I think it fits in the context of Caliburn and Nimue randomly announcing that Sonic is actually King Arthur.

Percival: Think about Camelot!

Nimue: That's what I did! He destroyed the fake one, therefore he must be the real one!

Gawain, to Lancelot: This is a load of barnacles...

[Lorekitten]

So it's gonna be a while before my Starline AU "Lifeline" will be ready to see print, but here's a line I have planned for Starline himself:

Spoiler

"I DO learn from my mistakes! Most of the time!"

(Bear in mind, this is set after the events of IDW #50, just with Starline surviving, so he has reason to be slightly less prideful in himself.)

 

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

13 hours ago, Cuz said:

"Once I conquer the world. I WILL PAY YOU!"

-Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Sonic Forces...

Vector: Hey Eggman! Where's our god damn money! You fat f-

Eggman: Oh dear god, here take it, take it! Just... don't beat the hell out me again.

Vector: Good... Next time, keep your damn promises!

Vector leaves

Eggman: *cries*

[MetalSkulkBane]

Shadow & Whisper staring at each other in awkwardly hostile way.

Whisper: ... I meet someone who looked like you. Bad memories.

Shadow: Well, I meet someone who also wore a mask. Bad memories too.

Whisper: <angry scowl>

Shadow: I heard you got hurt, I know the feeling. But you can't hide behind your mask from the whole world. You're being a coward.

Whisper: ... is fighting the whole world any better?

Shadow: <silent angry scowl>

 

I'm sorry, I don't think this was that funny.

[Danj86]

I do think this line is perfect.

When I was younger, I didn't see the funny side. But when you stop to think about it. Being able to hear the rushing water still and the awkward silence as the camera jumps from one silent character to the next. Only for Tails to finally speak up and say possibly the most inappropriate thing you could say while standing in a destroyed and flooded city. It is well executed comedy and most likely not intended to be one.

Now I know Sega insist nobody perished in this outcome but that idea, while being nice in an empathetic way, is absurd from a narrative one. Even a simple fall can be fatal if you land pretty badly on something head or neck first and rushing water adds a ticking clock to survivability. Don't forget, those cars were still moving when the roads cracked. I do like the idea that casualties were kept to a minimum if the characters helped the citizens to escape and this is Sonic The Hedgehog who is capable of running at the speed of sound but he does lack the strength to easily carry humans around, something we can confirm thanks to 06.

...!...Dammit, I'm getting sidetracked again. Tails saying "All's well that ends well, right?" At the end of Sonic Adventure. Now I should try to sleep, since that was what I originally intended to do before getting distracted.

[ShadowForever]

Oh, and my favourite question from Sonic Twitter Takeover! I laughed so hard!

"What is a Mean Bean, and more importantly, what does it taste like?"

Eggman: You're not supposed to eat them, they're living things! They're made of chemicals.

Sonic: Do you think they taste like gummies?

Shadow: Scratch that idea, Sonic. You need to grounder your ideas a bit more in reality.

Sonic: D-did you just say... Grounder?!

Shadow: What?! No, I said... Ground... Obviously.

Eggman: Thanks for the old-school question, Tim, but remember please, don't eat them.

[Maple Syrup]

Sonic: On an unrelated note, did you ever find your dad?

 

[Kaotic Kanine]

Probably not a quote, per se, but here's a little scene I came up with for a story idea. Context- Tails, Cream, and Charmy are confronted by a villain, who addressed Tails by his real name, Miles Prower.

Tails: Only my friends get to call me by my real name. Now...

Charmy: Wait, hold on!! "Tails" isn't your real name?!

Tails: Uh... No. It's always been a nickname. Miles Prower is my actual name.

Cream: Oh! So that's why you call your tablet the "Miles Electric".

Tails: *Chuckles* That's right, Cream! But you didn't know my real name either? I could've sworn that I told you before.

Charmy: When were you going to tell me?! *Gets teary eyed* Are we not friends...?

Tails: N-No! We are friends! It's just that we don't get to talk a lot and it never occurred to me in those-

Cream: Oh my gosh! This whole time I've been calling you "Mr. Tails" but I should've been calling you "Mr. Miles"! Or would it be "Mr. Prower"...?

Tails: "Tails" is perfectly fine, Cream. *Sweatdrops* You don't even have to call me "Mister".

(As this exchange went on, the villain looked at the children with confusion, and mildly insulted at being ignored)

Edited January 5 by Kaotic Kanine

[Cuz]

AoStH Sonic: "La la la, staling for time, la lala staling for time." 

Cracks me up.

[ChaosCTRL]

On 1/5/2024 at 4:51 AM, MetalSkulkBane said:

Shadow & Whisper staring at each other in awkwardly hostile way.

Whisper: ... I meet someone who looked like you. Bad memories.

Shadow: Well, I meet someone who also wore a mask. Bad memories too.

Whisper: <angry scowl>

Shadow: I heard you got hurt, I know the feeling. But you can't hide behind your mask from the whole world. You're being a coward.

Whisper: ... is fighting the whole world any better?

Shadow: <silent angry scowl>

 

I'm sorry, I don't think this was that funny.

Maybe not funny, but a very tense interaction that I would very much like to see.