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Chapter 1: Let the hedgehog celebrations commence

 

It was a cool Winter evening at The White House. I was preparing for a speech when I heard someone knocking at my office door. It was my dear wife Michelle. "Obama, you have to see this!" My dear wife exclaimed. "What is it my dear?" I replied earnestly. "It's Hedgehog Day!" She replied enthusiastically. "Oh my!" I replied even more enthusiastically. I scurried to my brand new Macbook Pro and clicked my Sega Blogs bookmark. It was indeed Hedgehog Day as Michelle outlined to me minutes earlier. As I engaged in the celebrations I noticed a clue within the blog entry. "Red Herring? Oh Aaron, up to your old tricks again!" Knowing my good friend Aaron Webber dearly I thought nothing of the fake clue and went over to my Sega Genesis. I popped in Sonic 3 and fired it up. After only just clearing Marble Garden I noticed someone at the window. It was Romney! "Romney, what are you doing snooping around here?" "Yikes!" Romney fled. I walked outside to where Romney had been leering and noticed a Sega Genesis cartridge on the ground. "He must have dropped it, what could the contents of this cartridge be?"

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Chapter 1: Let the hedgehog celebrations commence   It was a cool Winter evening at The White House. I was preparing for a speech when I heard someone knocking at my office door. It was my dear wife

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Chapter 3: Romney on the run   As I flew over Times square I received a personal message on my embedded Obama OS™. It seemed a care package was incoming. I set course for Area 51 to pick up the good

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Stay tuned for the next instalment. I must go now and prepare for a board meeting.

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Oh no! The evil Mitt Romney has struck again!

How will you defeat this menace, Mr. Obama?

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Oh no! The evil Mitt Romney has struck again!

How will you defeat this menace, Mr. Obama?

Stay tuned for the next instalment. I must go now and prepare for a board meeting.

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Chapter 1: Let the hedgehog celebrations commence

 

It was Romney! "Romney, what are you doing snooping around here?" "Yikes!" Romney fled. I walked outside to where Romney had been leering and noticed a Sega Genesis cartridge on the ground. "He must have dropped it, what could the contents of this cartridge be?"

 

I think Romney had the Sonic & Knuckles cartridge. He wanted to play the full lock-on with Obama. Romney was going to use Tails to fly Sonic over a bottomless pit and drop him in it...

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Oh no! The evil Mitt Romney has struck again!

How will you defeat this menace, Mr. Obama?

 

Obama Wars Episode I: The Phantom Dumbass.

 

I shall make it happen.

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Chapter 2: The mystery is solved

 

I placed the mysterious cartridge into my Genesis and started up the fierce Blast Processing™ console immediately. I was presented with an on screen message, it read: "Installing Sega firmware virus..." "NO! MY GENESIS!" I kicked the cartridge out of the console with my polished shoe just in time, then proceeded to my patented Obama Jet™ to search for Romney. As I flew over the vast cities, their beauty resonated with my inner being. A soothing calmness fell over me, then I remembered the task at hand. "Romney must be stopped! Nobody tries to ruin Obama's Genesis and gets away with it!"

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Youtube, Facebook, and now SSMB?

I'll be surprised if I don't see the forum full of "Peter Griffens" and "Bill Clintons" by the end of the week.

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Take this, Mr. President.  It will help you on your quest.

 

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(Seriously, though, I'm digging this)

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Mr President! Great Britain will assist you in your quest!

 

Disclaimer: MamboCat does not speak for Her Majesty's government, the British armed forces or British people. In fact, she is a cowardly expat hiding in Prague from David Cameron.

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It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this.

 

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OBAMA GOT A SWORD!

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Chapter 3: Romney on the run

 

As I flew over Times square I received a personal message on my embedded Obama OS™. It seemed a care package was incoming. I set course for Area 51 to pick up the goods. As I made my way to the large 'X' painted on the ground I noticed two long packages. I opened them and discovered two swords. "My wife always gets me the best toys", I laughed pseudo-malevolently. Before I could hop back into my Obama Jet™ I was kicked in my lower spine area. I turned around, "ROMNEY!?- How-h" Romney interrupted menacingly. "I was in your Obama Jet™ all along! Now, let us settle this with a duel. I summon Kuriboh in defense mode and lay down 3 traps. Your move." I glanced towards my hand to see what sort of cards I was dealing with.

 

"EXODIA OBLITERATE!"

 

Romney was defeated for now so I headed back to The White House. I made my way into the Obama Luxury Sweet™, sat down and played some Sonic Colors. "YES! I LOVE FRENZY!"

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Mr. President, with all the problems our country is facing and I find you here of all places?  Maybe instead of collecting all 7 chaos emeralds, you should collect 7 unemployement checks... like the 47%...

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Mr. President, with all the problems our country is facing and I find you here of all places?  Maybe instead of collecting all 7 chaos emeralds, you should collect 7 unemployement checks... like the 47%...

Romney? More like Wrongney!

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Romney? More like Wrongney!

Very mature, Mr. President, I'm so glad that our country has such an upstanding "citizen" as yourself running things. 

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Very mature, Mr. President, I'm so glad that our country has such an upstanding "citizen" as yourself running things. 

You show a false sense of valour Mr. Romney. Without a little humour every now and then how can you expect me to unlock my relaxed demeanour when I face difficult tasks? Hmm? Hm?

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I can only see one possible outcome.

LIGHTSABER DUEL ON TOP OF THE WHITE HOUSE

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Mr. President, you may have whooped my keister in last year's election, but when it comes to Sonic games, your ass is grass.  Because I am MITT ROMNE THE HEDGEHOG!

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Mr. President, you may have whooped my keister in last year's election, but when it comes to Sonic games, your ass is grass.  Because I am MITT ROMNE THE HEDGEHOG!

You think you have skills? I can collect all the Chaos AND Super Emeralds blindfolded and in a different state with my patented Obama Long Range PlayBox 720 Controller™!

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I feel like we can't have this topic without having this posted at least once.

 

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Can't wait for the next part in this epic saga.

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You think you have skills? I can collect all the Chaos AND Super Emeralds blindfolded and in a different state with my patented Obama Long Range PlayBox 720 Controller™!



It's too dangerous to go alone, take this.

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It is your father's lightsaber. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. Edited by George Lucas
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