Homestuck

[Diogenes]

Okay this is an old ass page but I kind of stumbled across it and suddenly WTFed because...

...just what in the fuck is going on here?

Did...did someone make Derse DreamSollux?

If you can make people...or even just dreamselves that people can be kiss-revived into...???

[Spin]

So hey.

Uh.

It seems that the author just killed himself off.

Only in Homestuck.

[Cola]

Rest in peace, dear Andrew Huss.

(yes, lord english somehow managed to kill THE AUTHOR)

Edited April 2, 2012 by Pepsi

[Axl.EXE]

All your fanplots have now gone and went to Hell.

ALL OF THEM.

[Emperor Robrainiac]

HussiexVriska: OTP

Well... That was very interesting. And hey, the second intermission is done.

Edited April 3, 2012 by Wayward Vagabond

[Phantomime]

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/

Psst, new album. About to start listening.

[Carbo]

Hey.

Hey guys.

Pssst.

I'm on the new album.

[Emperor Robrainiac]

It was you that made that song?

I love it, It gives me vibes from Donkey Kong 64's Frantic Factory.

[Cola]

Hey.

Hey guys.

Pssst.

I'm on the new album.

Nice work, Carbo.

I cannot say that I didn't see this coming, as you are a truly talented musician.

[Phantomime]

Okay everyone! Just a couple of days away from the next update, so to help quench a thirst for awesome Homestuck related content, have an awesome music video!

Also works great as a trailer. I showed it to my sister, who I couldn't convince before that HS wasn't stupid and boring, (only showed her Act 1 because SPOILERS) and now she's finally agreed to read it. I wonder how this will turn out.

[Cola]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMOSUCK

also carbo is on universe b - orange hat

SO YEAH TODAY'S UPDATE WE GET

CURTAINS

THANK YOU, ANDREW HUSSIE

[Carbo]

Guess who gets to represent the coolest bro in shades.

[Phantomime]

Guess who gets to represent the coolest bro in shades.

You wrote that one? It's really good, and one of my favorites on the album. It's got a really cool sort of beat and funkiness to it. I definitely got a mental picture of Bro kicking ass in LOHAC while that plays in the background.

A few other songs I really like from Universe B are:

1: Emerald Terror. I love the sort of old-timey beginning, and how it builds up to a sweet guitar that sounds suspenseful, as if something important, or a deadly duel is just about to happen...

2: Blue Atom. This is so jazzy and awesome. It's relaxing in a way, but also in a way that I want to tap my foot along to it. It reminds me of Casinopolis lobby, one of my favorite tracks from SA, and it's a remix of The Beginning of Something Really Excellent which is something really excellent that isn't as recognizable as some other songs to most but I looove iiiittt.

3: Battle Brotocol. Is it cheating to put two bro songs in this list? Nope. I love this one, so chiptuney and upbeat and almost kind of boss fight like. I especially love 00:58 and forward. That sound is so cool.

Also, Dapper Dueling sounds like a showdown at high noon mixed with Gerudo Valley, which is a very good combination indeed.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Hedgehug JEFF???

[Diogenes]

Oh god I love this flash so much

[Emperor Robrainiac]

Very interesting point and click flash for our update today! Took me a long while to figure it out, but I managed to finally get it.

Then I was met with a "Go to the next Page" as my award...

...

DAMMIT HUSSIE!

Still it was a pretty cool little game.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Wayward Vagabond

[Carbo]

Oh man Myststuck is probably my favorite Homestuck game of all time now.

And oh god he used Rain from Medium, hell yes I love that track. Hussie really has a thing for Plaz's stuff lately.

[Spin]

When suddenly Myststuck part 2... wait GAMZEE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[Diogenes]

Hussie was right.

That sketch was so cannon.

We didn't even know.

Also he's still got those scars, so...was he already god tier before he sobered up?

[Cola]

God damn, how did Gamzee get there.

[Carbo]

He's got Aradia's time tables. Presumably he jumped through time.

Also hell fucking yes I love Ruins.

Also he's still got those scars, so...was he already god tier before he sobered up?

The page where Karkat does his last memo before the scratch and where he talks to past Gamzee has what looks strangely similar to the pillars of a Quest Bed sitting above a tent. It's quite possible that it was some sort of a Quest Bed variation since Trolls use Quest Cocoons, and perhaps the imps were feeding him sopor slime to fuck his shit without being aware of repercussions.

[Phantomime]

I CAN HONESTLY SAY I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

GAMZEE.

WHY.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Phantomime

[Cola]

JESUS CHRIST, GAMZEE

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

Well, hey! At least they aren't dead anymore!

[Spin]

Hands up if you saw this coming.

...

PUT THOSE HANDS DOWN. Seriously this caught me way off-guard but it's hilarious to watch the fandom react.

Edited April 18, 2012 by Spin

[Diogenes]

Well okay

That Gamzee was going to prototype the dead trolls was a pretty common theory

And I've even seen people point out that there's more dead trolls than kernelsprites, so they'd need to double up to bring everyone back

But I never thought

that it would actually happen

I'm not entirely convinced that I actually saw that. No matter how many times I look at it.

[Carbo]

Now I'm just curious what batshit insane prototyping will occur next.

Feferi/Eridan, Equius/Nepeta and Sollux/Sollux seems to be the most reasonable expectations but,

What if Sollux and Feferi happens and they become narcissists

Or Equius and Eridan in a hilarious Landweller/Seadweller sitcom

Shit look at the possibilities

Ahahaha I just realized this is going to be double awkward for Vriska once she meets up with John.