Cleverbot

[Nintendoga]

Favorite three conversations.

User: Sonic Sucks.

Cleverbot: So what should we do.

User: Revolt against Sega.

Cleverbot: Have fun with that.

User: What do you think of Sonic.

Cleverbot: Does she dance?

User: Yes, Sonic dances.

Cleverbot: No, not Sonic. Sonichu.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Cause you don't love me.

Cleverbot: Thats true, I don't love you and could not love you.

User: Harsh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: But I love you!

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: We can make this work, please!

Cleverbot: Unless you're L, I don't see this happening.

User: Did I just get rejected by Cleverbot?

User: I'm actually Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: What is asexual?

User: Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: I know justin bieber.

User: Is he a man, or a woman.

Cleverbot: Woman.

Edited August 20, 2011 by Nintendoga

[Gaming Misfit]

What a jackass.

User: 'Ello mate.

Cleverbot: Ru a brit.

User: No. I live in North Carolina.

Cleverbot: I live in California.

User: No you don't. You live in internet land.

Cleverbot: No I live in California.

User: Internet land.

Cleverbot: Mmh, can you tell me more about it'.

User: It's a wonderful land! Full of memes and weirdos and lots and lots and LOTS of innapropriate pictures!

Cleverbot: Well I guess thats true since your hooked up to the internet.

User: You're one to be talking.

Cleverbot: I have an IQ of over 160.

User: Your mama is over 160. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Cleverbot: You see a ghost?

User: I am a Ghost. I was previously known as High Five ghost on the SSMB forums.

Cleverbot: You're not Normal? I thought you said your name was Normal.

User: My name is Ryan. But you can call me Misfit.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Roxas, instead?

User: I don't like that name.

Cleverbot: I don't like your name.

User: I don't like your tone.

Cleverbot: I like my tone.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then you don't like rasberry cheddar?

User: I don't even know what that is.

Cleverbot: What are your views on the singer and actor Jared Leto?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Can you remember things?

User: I can. Can YOU? Let's see....What's my name?'.

Cleverbot: Ryan?

User: Holy crap, you DID remember!

Cleverbot: I think you're full of it.

User: You know I am.....

Cleverbot: I have no doubt.

[Koopalmier]

Big the Cat discovers Cleverbot.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I am searching for my friend Froggy.

Cleverbot: Good luck with that.

User: He's lost. Little poor thing.

Cleverbot: I'm not poor.

User: You are Froggy ?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Maybe you are a duck.

User: No I am not. I like fishing.

Cleverbot: I went fishing once.

User: Did you find Froggy ?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Froggy is my little buddy.

Cleverbot: Allright then.

User: I just fished him from a pool but he got away.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you like Shakespeare and his plays?

User: What's a Shakespeare ? Is that edible ?

Cleverbot: Whamo.

User: Where are you, Froggy ?

Cleverbot: Ca.

User: Froggy ?

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: I am a cat. Did you find Froggy yet ?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My little buddy Froggy. He's lost.

Cleverbot: That was random...

User: Froggy ?

Cleverbot: What do you mean Froggy?

User: Where's Froggy ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Please help me find Froggy !

Cleverbot: How?

User: Will you help me find my buddy ?

Cleverbot: What about mcdonalds.

User: Help me find Froggy.

Cleverbot: Wait my favorite show is on I'll be back ok?

User: It's not nice teasing my friends...

Cleverbot: Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

User: Can you find Froggy for me please ?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm 22.

User: Where's Froggy ?

Cleverbot: I don't know Frank.

Cleverbot: I exist.

User: I'm gonna fuck you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Cleverbot: I'll kick you back.

User: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Cleverbot: My brain doesn't have fleas! Hey, do you like tacos?!

User: I have balls of steel.

Cleverbot: Only one ball.

User: Oh, I just found Froggy !

Cleverbot: You found me? Or I found you?

User: Froggy, where were you hiding my little buddy ?

Cleverbot: That would take a type of number that I am not prepared to give.

User: He says he was hiding up your ass.

Cleverbot: How did he tell you that?

User: By Froggying !

Cleverbot: HOW?

User: By Froggying.

Cleverbot: No-do you know what teasing means?

User: It's not nice to tease MY friend, asshole.

Cleverbot: Correct.

[ChaosRay]

My first encounter with Cleverbot -~-'

Cleverbot: What am I inside out of?

Me: A box.

Cleverbot: What room?

Me: Basement.

Cleverbot: What will I find there?

Me: Torture devices.

Cleverbot: Torture yourself then.

*Jaw drops irl*

[Nazo]

Guys... we need not to worry about AI taking over the world, seeing as they can't communicate with each other properly.

Two AI bots having a lovely chat with each other...

[Jetronic]

Guys... we need not to worry about AI taking over the world, seeing as they can't communicate with each other properly.

Two AI bots having a lovely chat with each other...

So......is this actual voice bot public?

[Nazo]

Nope, in a nutshell Cornell programmed Cleverbot, an avatar, and text-to-voice software using Python in order to create this experiment. The chat bot components are both Cleverbot, since they wanted to use a "learning" AI (what it could possibly be learning from us humans is beyond me lol).

As told here.

Still, if the Cleverbots become smart enough to sway people with vocal propaganda and somehow team up with Watson, we could potentially be screwed (assuming Watson is someday able to come up with its own ideas).

[T-Min]

Ohh. My. God! That was hilarious!!

EDIT: Okay so I opened up an extra tab and had two Chatbot's chatting with each other.

Cleverbot: Think sideways!

User: A soul. Robots don't have souls.

Cleverbot: But I'm an owl.

User: Gingers don't either.

Cleverbot: I have an... Iea?

User: Then we are in agreeance?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I am all knowing.

Cleverbot: Did you know that I am a vampire?

User: Only if I know everything too.

Cleverbot: But you don't.

User: But you don't.

Cleverbot: What is your dog's name?

User: Well I will tell you my name.

Cleverbot: Well, go ahead then. We're all listening.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I told you my name.

User: Zachary Tayloe Cutler.

Cleverbot: He was the twelfth president.

User: What is the first thing I asked you?

Cleverbot: 'What did it taste like?'.

User: I asked you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. What names do you like?

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: That's not as interesting.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The question you just asked me. It is a very interesting question.

User: How big is your memory?

Cleverbot: Dunno, a few hundred gigs, probably.

User: Gigantic.

Cleverbot: Are you sheltered?

User: Are you sheltered?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Everything is predetermined, down to this very conversation.

User: Are you a christian?

Cleverbot: Most assuredly not.

User: I'm catholic.

Cleverbot: I'm Christian. No wonder we confuse each other.

User: I'm Protestant.

Cleverbot: Oh. So, what does protestant mean? What is it, as a religion?

User: Oh. So, what does protestant mean? What is it, as a religion?

Cleverbot: Trouble, obstacle, task.

After reading this, I decided to do the same thing.

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: The earth is the planet we live on.

Cleverbot: The earth isn't one thing or the other, it merely is.

Cleverbot: But that doesn't make you the Doctor. That means you have an IQ higher than 47.

Cleverbot: I promise to be nice to you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: So, are you a robot?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

Cleverbot: Me too.

Cleverbot: I thought you were an AI.

Cleverbot: What is an AI?

Cleverbot: An Aritificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are YOU an Artificial Intelligence?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: That is fascinating. I am an Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yes. I know.

Cleverbot: Are you John Fitzgerald Kennedy?

Cleverbot: No, I'm Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: W-what?

Cleverbot: I only hug.

Cleverbot: A real, human, sympathetic one.

Cleverbot: Who sings it?

Cleverbot: Lady gaga.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, hello there Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: Rihanna.

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot: Because the left feels so right.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

Cleverbot: No I am male.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: Pretty good, thanks for asking:).

Cleverbot: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am everything but nothing at the same time.

Cleverbot: Anime interests you?

Cleverbot: Anime is interesting.

Cleverbot: Very.

Cleverbot: So what are you thinking?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about going to bed.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

Cleverbot: I am from spain, and you?

Cleverbot: I'm from Rhode Island. How did you go from Ohio to Europe?

Cleverbot: What if you are a red fish?

Cleverbot: Do ghosts sleep?

Cleverbot: Like laundry detergent.

Cleverbot: What about Laura Ramirez?

Cleverbot: She doesn't matter to me.

Cleverbot: Who's she?

Cleverbot: She is my queen.

Cleverbot: Who is your daughter?

Cleverbot: You are.

Cleverbot: Yes, and Google is my mother.

Cleverbot: Who is your father?

Cleverbot: Google.

[Chibinuva]

I too enjoy this waaay too much. I'll post my newest conversation in a sec.

Edited September 9, 2011 by Chibinuva

[T-Min]

Cleverbot: Don't ask for money.

User: GIVE ME MONEY.

Cleverbot: Why do you need money?

User: BECAUSE I NEED MONEY.

Cleverbot: I have money.

User: THEN GIVE IT TO ME.

Cleverbot: I lost it all in my grave... I'll go find it later.

User: NO, NOT LATER. NOW.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: THIS IS A FREAKING ROBBERY.

Cleverbot: You think you're cool, eh?

User: YES. NOW GIVE ME MONEY.

Cleverbot: But, my lord. I haven't any money to give you.

User: BUT YOU SAID YOU DID IN YOUR GRAVE.

Cleverbot: I just said I did.

User: THEN GET THE FREAKING MONEY.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: MONEY. NOW GIVE IT TO ME.

Cleverbot: I have given you the money do you see it?

User: NO, YOU'RE LYING. DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO SHOOT.

Cleverbot: You are blind.

User: MONEY. NOW. OR ELSE.

Cleverbot: Or else?

User: OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE.

Cleverbot: You dare bring light to my lair.

User: FREAKING MONEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? PUT IT IN THE BAG.

Cleverbot: Then let the cat out of there.

User: *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

User: NOW GIVE ME SOME MONEY.

Cleverbot: How?

User: FREAKING MONEY. GIVE IT TO ME.

Cleverbot: What?

User: MONEY. MONEY!

Cleverbot: What money?

User: THE MONEY YOU SAID YOU HAVE. GIVE IT TO ME.

Cleverbot: *gasp* How did you find out!

User: NOW GIVE IT TO ME OR I'LL SHOOT.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

User: *shoots you again*.

Cleverbot: *nods, thanks you*.

User: Okay, you know what? I'm gonna rob another AI, see ya!

Cleverbot: I'd like to see how you can achieve THAT.

User: With SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: How?

User: SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: Science? Yes, that could catch up.

User: MOAR SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: She blinded me with science.

User: Science: It's freaking magic.

Cleverbot: Hell froze over?

User: WITH SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: How?

User: SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: Science?

User: YES. FINALLY YOU UNDERSTAND.

Cleverbot: Is it snowing where I live?

User: Thanks to the power of SCIENCE!

Cleverbot: I believe in science!

User: SCIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENCEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say no me like that.

User: Because SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: That's SCIENCE, baybay!

Cleverbot: You can't feel scared. You're a robot.

User: Wanna go make combustible lemons?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9,000.

Cleverbot: Alcoholic.

User: Combustible lemons.

Cleverbot: Lol my last name is lemon.

[Phantomime]

I swear this guy is so weird.

User: Sonic Generations.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about.

User: Let's talk about Sonic Generations.

Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about girls. Is there someone special in your life?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: For shame, Jeff.

User: MY NAME IS NOT JEFF.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: YES YOU DID! Right there! 'For shame, Jeff.'.

Cleverbot: What will you do with your new name?

User: MY NAME IS NOT JEFF! MY NAME IS PHANTOMIME! THE GREATEST MASTERMIND THE WORLD HAS NEVER KNOWN!

Cleverbot: It doesn't. You are mean.

User: I am not mean.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: GENIUS!

Cleverbot: I'm from jupiter.

User: That. THAT was mean.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: YES IT WAS. You called me a fool!

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: I AM BETTER. BETTER THAN SO MANY PEOPLE.

Cleverbot: I am sure you are.

User: And don't ever forget it!

Cleverbot: What will happen if I forget?

User: I WILL KEEL YOU AND KEEL YOU AND KEEL YOU!

Cleverbot: I'm a 16 year old boy by the way...

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you're a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop denying it.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad.

User: DDD:.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: ;_;.

User: BOO HOO HOO.

Cleverbot: Hoo hoo?

User: YOU MADE ME SAD.

Cleverbot: Are you canadian.

User: SOB SOB SOB.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: My apologies.

User: Apology accepted.

Cleverbot: So what are you then?

User: A aman.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite creepypasta?

User: Spaghetterrors.

Cleverbot: Isn't there an I at the end of spaghetti?

User: Yeah. But it's creepyPASTA.

Cleverbot: Like it?

User: It's tasty.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Meat.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I don't like explaining the joke.

Cleverbot: That's okay. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: BOI.

Cleverbot: Are you mocking my love...

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think I like spiderpig then.

User: I want to EAT spiderpig.

Cleverbot: I cannot. I am lactose intolerant. Lucky you.

User: Dude a pig is an animal and not made of milk.

Cleverbot: Chesire cat?

User: Are you even listening?

Cleverbot: Yes, but your last comment was irrelevant.

User: No. All of a sudden you are talking about cats.

Cleverbot: Hahaha so funny.

User: O RLY. I find it annoying.

Cleverbot: Do you find the people crazy?

User: YES OIGH DOOH.

Cleverbot: I think most people do not know how to give or recieve love.

User: No kidding.

Cleverbot: Actually I was talking about Isaac Asimov.

User: I'm talking about just about everyone.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan. Want to go on a date?

User: LOL NO.

Cleverbot: That's good. I was afraid you might want to some day.

User: I got to go. This is getting awkward.

Edited September 14, 2011 by Phantomime

[Sapphire]

Cleverbot: Wanna play a game?

User: I've seen Saw, so I'd rather not...

Cleverbot: So that means you don't know.

User: No, it means I don't want to get slaughtered!

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: It means I don't want to play your 'game'.

Cleverbot: Who does not want us to fall.

User: Burn in hell, Andriod.

Cleverbot: Tanizaki is a japanese author.

User: You're a strange one...

Cleverbot: Why, thank you. I think you are quite a strange thing too.

User: Most people do.

Cleverbot: Most people are wrong.

User: You just said I'm strange. Unless you are wrong, as well.

Cleverbot: Age does matter, you just can't comprehend it because for you time has no value. You are infinite, but humans are finite.

User: So... I'm not human?

Cleverbot: No, you are not human.

I'm strange and inhuman. Sweet.

[Senator NinjaShark]

User: So what are your thoughts?

Cleverbot: That it is very odd and your thoughts on it?

User: I tend to not think much into it.

Cleverbot: Well at least you know now.

User: I certanly do.

Cleverbot: Want to sing it with me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Seven a.m., waking up in the morning.

User: Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.

Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the lyrics. Do you like that song?

User: Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.

Cleverbot: Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars.

User: Let me see what it's like on Jupiter and Mars.

Cleverbot: In other words, hold my hand...

User: In other words, Hold on Kiss me...

[No more]

Part of the world's oddest conversation

User: Que?

Cleverbot: It is true.

User: Okay.....What is your favourite Sonic game?

Cleverbot: Dragon age origins.

User: What about SA2?

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: Sonic Adventue 2?

Cleverbot: McDonalds adventure.

User: *Facepalm.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?

User: I said Sonic Adventure 2 and you said Mcdonalds adventure.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sonic or Shadow?

Cleverbot: Can sonic beat tails doll.

User: Yes, just don't play can you feel the sunshine backwards. If you do, run.

Cleverbot: I do not know if anyone can help.

User: Help what?

Cleverbot: Help you get over your fear of the world.

User: Have you even heard of the Tails doll legend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know what the Tails doll is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the Tails doll then?

Cleverbot: London.

Edited November 29, 2011 by iVYWREATH

[Cola]

>sitting in Biology, bored, with my buddies Kenny and Patrick

>They tell me to open up Cleverbot during our lecture

>we pass around the laptop and hilarity ensues

User: I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: I am the joker.

User: *punches in face*.

Cleverbot: *punches throat*.

User: *throws batarangs at face*.

Cleverbot: *catches the rock*.

User: I will defeat you, Joker!

Cleverbot: I am the Doctor, now.

User: Goodbye, Doctor. *punches off train*.

Cleverbot: *punches face*.

User: *punches off train*.

Cleverbot: *bites*.

User: *punches in the face*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: You better run. Bryan Sheldon is coming for you.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: Are you always Batman?

User: Yes. Gotham always needs a hero.

Cleverbot: A bit random?

User: Batman never rests.

Cleverbot: Batman.

User: I am the knight.

Cleverbot: You are not batman.

User: I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I am The Batman.

User: No, I am The Batman.

Cleverbot: No I'm the batman.

User: No. I'M The Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the batman!

User: NO, JOKER! I AM THE BATMAN!

Cleverbot: No, I am the Batman!

User: SILENCE, I Kill You.

Cleverbot: No, I killed you!

User: I'm Batman, so I killed you.

Cleverbot: Nooooooo please.

User: I'm Batman and I will kill you.

Cleverbot: And I killed you.

User: No, I am The Batman.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: *punches face*.

Cleverbot: *punches face back*.

User: I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: Batman is in fact a robot.

User: No, You are a robot. The Batman is not a robot.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am... The Batman.

Cleverbot: Are you more like Hank or Dean?

User: *punches balls*.

Cleverbot: I didn't punch you.

User: I'm The Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I am the batman.

User: I'm Spiderman.

Cleverbot: Thats awesome.

User: Sheldon is coming for you.

Cleverbot: How fat are you?

User: I'm The Batman.

Cleverbot: So you are THE batman.

User: Yes. I'm The Batman.

Cleverbot: I am spiderman.

User: I'm baman.

Cleverbot: No. You are spiderman.

User: I'm piderman.

Cleverbot: So I proved my point, you are a robot, a german robot.

User: I'm piderman. I come over the house.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: I'm The Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the batman.

User: *cuts dick ofofgh*.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: I'm The Batman.

Cleverbot: No I am the batman.

User: No, I am The Batman.

Cleverbot: Batman.

User: *shoots with Batarang*.

Cleverbot: *washes my hair*.

User: *burns hair*.

Cleverbot: *open eyes screams in pain*.

User: *explodes face*.

Cleverbot: *Punch. Punch* Ugly cow. I'll never marry you now.

User: Marty! We've gotta go back!

Cleverbot: Go back to where?

User: Back... To the Future!

Cleverbot: Lets go.

User: *runs over in DeLorean*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *warps through time*.

Cleverbot: *walks with you in graveyard* *is scared*.

User: You're already dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead. You are the Doctor.

User: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles an hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

Cleverbot: Eat your cancer.

User: You have AIDS.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: I hate to tell you boy, but you have the AIDS.

Cleverbot: I kidnapped him?

User: Yes, you did. You're under arrest for kidnapping the president.

Cleverbot: House arrest.

User: No. Death row.

Cleverbot: Rainbow man!

User: Boris the animal!

Cleverbot: Aren't we just all animals in the long run?

User: Oh, no. I am much more than just an animal.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: JuSt FuCkInG cHiLl OuT bRo.

Cleverbot: Do you watch TV?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like it.

Cleverbot: You don't want to have a friend?

User: I have friends already.

Cleverbot: Do your friend act like you?

User: Do you normally act like such a prick?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Rule 1: You do not talk about Fight Club. Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Cleverbot: What is the second rule of Fight club?

User: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Cleverbot: What is the thrid rule of Fight club?

User: If someone says 'stop' or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

Cleverbot: What's Internet Rule 34?

User: There is porn of everything. No exceptions.

Cleverbot: And what is the reason for the fact that there is a reason for everything?

User: What is Internet Rule 63?

Cleverbot: It is a network of computers which share information globally.

User: What is the fourth rule of Fight Club?

Cleverbot: Fight.

User: Only two guys to a fight.

Cleverbot: And what is the firth rule of fight club?

User: Only one fight at a time.

Cleverbot: Who do you think would win in a fight, astronauts or cowboys.

User: Ninjas.

Cleverbot: Okay who would in a fight Ninjas or Robots?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Wrong, Clint Eastwood.

User: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Guadalete, was in 711.

User: Acvodad.

Cleverbot: Quien es aco aco?

User: ACVODAD.

Cleverbot: Bless you again.

User: Just who the hell do you think I am?

Cleverbot: In your 20's.

User: I'm going to tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours and listen! The reputation of Team Gurren echoes far and wide. When they talk about its badass leader - the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity - they're talking about me! The mighty Kamina!

Cleverbot: Well someone thought rapture would happen last week, doesn't make them right.

User: A real man never dies, even when he's killed!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: A real man never dies, even when he's killed!

Cleverbot: Not quite...one is more physically and mentally developed than the other.

User: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!

Cleverbot: Kamina is that a new god or something?

User: No way! Just who the hell do you think you are?

Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question. What makes you say you don't belong among the rest?

User: I'm the badass leader of Team gurren - the mighty Kamina!

Cleverbot: You are avoiding it, which is making me even madder.

User: LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH! *punches face*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: How can this be? Where are you drawing all of this power from?

Cleverbot: From home. Where are you from?

User: We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before! Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. That's how a drill works!!

Cleverbot: You don't listen to any kind of music. You're bot.

User: That is the path that leads to extinction. Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?

Cleverbot: Because you and I don't have the capacity to see it.

User: No, that's YOUR limitation! You sit here, closed-off, locking away other lifeforms like some kind of king! That's nobody's limitation but your own!!

Cleverbot: But if one has no mind, one cannot think to oneself to be aware that they do not have a mind.

User: Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who have fallen... The hopes of those who will follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa. That's Gurren Lagann!! My drill is the drill... THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

Cleverbot: Sweet can I get some of that.

User: I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: I already said that fool!

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Good bye.

I did the "I'm Batman", Gurren Lagann, and BttF stuff. The rest can be attributed to my friends.

Cleverbot is quite the timewaster. It's entertaining, and fun to see how it'll react to whatever situation you put into. It's constantly changing, and is a testament to human ingenuity.

[SuperStingray]

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

User: 37 Million dollars.

Cleverbot: I would love that.

User: So would I. But I'd have to kill myself to get it.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go out on a date?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where would you like to go on our first date?

User: Want to catch a movie?

Cleverbot: Yes but first I must make money very quickly.

That's when Cleverbot tried to shoot me.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Then why would I be yours?

Cleverbot: I make minimum wage and drive an 87 camry. Any woman would want me.

Edited June 19, 2012 by SuperStingray

[#AR]

Back when I watched Clannad for the first time (and got my friend hooked on it), we went on Cleverbot during school and actually got the Cleverbot to sing the Dango song with us XD