WINNER: Wear Papercrafts, Be A Tool

The sporadic downtime and eventual nuking of TSS prevented me from announcing the winner of my stupid contest, “Wear Papercrafts, Be A Tool.” Now that we’re back, I can get on with the show.  The votes are in and the $10 goes to…

Evan Stanley!

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I will be getting in contact with Evan and her brother to arrange how they will receive my $10.  Thank you to all who entered.  I’ve never seen such toolin’ in my life.

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Fanatics: A New Take on the Special Stage

Today’s featured fan-work is the winner of the mini-game contest over at Sonic Fan Games HQ.  LarkSS made this special stage without even thinking that he would win, but he ended up running away with the entire thing.  The stage’s premise is to get from point A to point B without falling into the bottomless pit below.  There’s a strict time limit, so collect the blue spheres scattered across the stage to gain boost energy.  Here’s Lark’s record setting run through his stage:

The minigame has a sweet, 80s vector look that I absolutely love.  It’s like colorful version of Metal Gear Solid’s VR Missions.

Download the special stage in normal resolution. (7z file)

Download with high resolution (recommended). (ZIP file)

Z is jump and X is boost.