SEGA’s guide to destroying rare Sonic merchandise: Part one

While on my own merch expedition through the darkest depths of the interwebs, I stumbled across these rare jewels of advertisement from the Sonic Adventure era. I cry at the thought that these plushes were thrown out of planes and down waterfalls, even if the dialogue is hillarious.


It’s true what they say you know…every time you feed a rare plush to a crocodile, a Sonic merch collector drops dead…