Sonic jokes

[IHaveACaseOfSonicMania]

Here's a thread entirely dedicated to your own Sonic the Hedgehog jokes, dad jokes, anything that is meant to make people laugh, but it has to be made by you, not pre existing stuff like the Snapcube Fandubs.

I'll go first, why did the hedgehog cross the road? Because he needed to take a Sonic Boom!

Now go ahead, boo me off stage, and make way for your own jokes! They'll be a hundred times better than my joke.

[Shiny Gems]

Here is one I made some time ago.

Why did Sonic go outside in the cold?

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He heard there was a chilly dog outside!

 

[Shaddy Zaphod]

Here's a terrible Sonic joke:

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Edited February 11 by Shaddy Zaphod

[Shiny Gems]

Here is one joke I just thought of.

In Sonic's world, how do you carry a bunch of eggs?

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Use the Egg Carrier!

 

[Maple Syrup]

My Alexa told this one:

Why did Sonic the Hedgehog go to Saturn?

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To collect its rings!

 

[castell-neath]

Why did  Buzz Bomber go to school?

Because he wanted to learn how to "bee" a better Badnik!

[juanpablomorales]

Why did Sonic goes to Sonic Speed Café so fast?

Because he "Gotta Go Fast" ordering chili dogs. 

[ChaosCTRL]

The whole Eggman/Robotnik debate must've been hard on the guy. He probably had an Eggs-istential crisis!

Edited February 13 by ChaosCTRL

[Promethean0416]

What do you call a fast hedgehog with a great sense of humor? Sonic the Punhog!

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...yeah, I know, not my best.

[Shiny Gems]

Here is a joke I just thought of.

What would you expect Eggman to say when he offers you something?

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"Get a load of this!"