So like, what is this place?
That wasn't a rhetorical question, I was actually asking you. Hee.
Big X is this thing I bought just now. It will help me find my friend, Froggy. I hope. See, I tried all kinds of social media to search for my little pollywog pal, but nobody seems to know where he is either. One day, some weasel-looking guy came up to me and said if I had my own social medias, I could say whatever I wanted and let people do whatever they said and that way Froggy can come back to me. Amplification, he said. I dunno.
Anyway, if you can help me by making an account here and posting about your day, and Froggy's whereabouts, that would be good. We are the Station Square of the internet. You know, where people come to talk, have coffee, make friends, drink lots of silly juice, throw up behind the kebab shop.
Come with me on a journey, and maybe you can learn something on the way. Like, where Froggy is?