http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218
I think that the UK should be arming its teachers and pupils with triangular flapjacks, to prevent this from re-occurring. After all, the only way to stop a bad boy with a flapjack, is a good boy with a flapjack.
Seriously though, are they still going to give the kids cutlery to eat with? If they start serving square flapjacks, do they know how oat so simple it is to triangle a square? Even circles hurt, bloody oaty buzz saws they are.
To make this topic more seaworthy, I'll pose a question: How far should educational authorities go to prevent re-occurrences of this kind of event? Is this response the right move, or a gross overreaction?