This is a gallery of fan-made hoaxes created by Ultimo. Click on the thumbnails for a larger image and full description…
Oh, ah, um, what was the code again?
Argh! Stupid DIY technology!
Oooh, that’s gotta hurt. ‘Steak’ and Kidney pie anyone?
Uh-oh, I don’t like the sound of this…
The worst weapon on the face of the Earth
Erm, I’m doomed. Stupid Windows 2000!
Hmmm… Nice. Notice the slingshot in Knuckles’ back ‘pocket’ there. What’s he planning?
Tails’ lemonade stand isn’t that popular at the moment. Don’t give up the day job…
Knux should’ve grabbed the lemonade. It’s a long way from Angel Island to Sandopolis y’know…
‘Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned, Monsieur Metallix! Now, you will await your impending dooooooooooooooooooom…
Eggman finds no more alternative than to charge at Sonic with a rusty blade. Oh yes, Eggman, didn’t I tell you it was blunt?…
More meaty-ness, and relating to the sword match we saw earlier on. I would’ve thought Egg Yolk would’ve come out of him, not blood. ^_^
Advertising is a crime in Mushroom Hill. I wonder how much Eggman had to pay for his ugly mug to be allowed to be in that ad…
I’m bored… I’m the chairman of the board…
Yes, I allow self-inserts. *Sigh* Christ…
The return of Barney…
Sonic dumps the sword and plays a game called ‘Watch Fat Man Run’. Hilarious.
Sonic, you killed him. You’ll be filled with guilt forever… quick Sonic there’s not much time! Dump the corpse and chase Eggman! He’s got the Master Emerald…
Sonic finds ultimate inner peace and somehow stands in Sonic 1 Special Zone.
Oh Knuckles, when will you learn not to be tricked? Oh well, fry for all I care…
It seems even Super Sonic can’t catch sneaky Tails the fox. Sneaky…
Sonic suddenly feel lonely, and wishes Tails never had that Hunger problem…
Knuckles, you scamp. Hang on, I’ve said the scamp thing already…
Knux blows up. And that’s about it. Funny eh?
You might know everything I’m going to do…. wait, you’re Kirby. Never mind.
Sonic you scamp. Argh, I did it again!
Sonic’s dead… Sniff… ah well, where’s the party?
Oooh oooh I swear Gargle Zone was in the Sonic 1 Beta! ^_^
Sonic gets to find out what true power really is… well, not really no. But Kirby seems to have gotten himself in Super trouble. Geddit? Well ha bloody ha then.
Tails, you didn’t access the codes did you? Oh Tails, you scamp……… ARGH!
Oh Sonic you teaser you. Yes, I didn’t say scamp. Wait, I just have. Grrr…
Ultimo’s party goes horribly wrong when Kulock finds out the true power of the Chaos Crown… We’re doomed.
As well as the unfortunate pong, Sonic also gets carelessly eaten by one of the resident robots. Tasty.
Tails is at the crossroads of his life when he has to decide to save the world… or be called a chicken for eternity great.
May be the fastest thing alive, but your eyesight needs sorting, mate.
And Eggman goes for the kill. Nice.
I got three lives. Yay me!
It’s the ani-gravity boosters that Sonic has that’s keeping him up.
Alright then, maybe not.
Tails, you rotter! Sonic drops to his death. What good pals they were all along.
Gonna look where you’re going Tails? Thought not. Hee hee…
Jesus, let’s hit the lava. I’d rather burn than get lost in the fat. Bail!
Sonic and Eggman and co. decide to settle their differences with a little farting session. How… nice.
Eggman breaks the friendly silence with one of his special brews. He has to try and punish Sonic some way, doesn’t he?
Erm, where is the navigator? He buggered off! Swine!
I am the ultimate being now I have the power of the Master… *BOOM* …Emerald…?
Sonic seems to have mixed Tails up with another animal in Angel Island. In an exclusive interview with Dreadknux, Tails revealed he would rather be treated as a Hamster.
Yeah, let’s go this way, confuse Sonic so he’ll explode. Maybe.
Jesus, Sonic, how could you? Knuckles will never recover from THAT.
Erm, some kinda glitch here?
Zuckles? Who’s been at the originality machine?
Hmmm… the warm is starting to get painfully hot now… but I can handle it…
Don’t let Homework get to you! Get your Jab in First! Oh wait, that’s that over-50’s Vaccination Advert…
Sonic, you don’t wanna be messing about with that, remember the Nosebleed Jump incident?
“You have reached the end of your game. Please allow your Pins to get the feeling back in their bones before you continue…”
Hey, leave-a me-a alone, you know? I only reffered-a to your mama as a-fat as-a the moon. That is-a compliment in Italy. Honest-a. Ooooohhhh, Noooooooo…..
Wow, we’re so excited! And we just can’t hide it. No no no, no no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t, want to, want to…
*Eggman* What the feck’s going on here then?
Sonic reaches Marble Zone to realise that Eggman isn’t as stupid as he was last time around, to give Sonic and actual chance…
Sonic: Erm… I was brainwashed by Eggman. Honest. *Dies*
You’d never suspect Tails, would you? Apart from every single time now, since everyone is putting him in as the unsusceptible villain…
*Robot* What the hell? You can’t do that! You’re not even meant to be in this game!
Doesn’t look like Sonic and Knuckles are amused by Tails’ antics before.
‘Who just touched my thigh? Own up!’
Sonic certainly does get everywhere these days.
Knuckles: I got here fiiiirst. I got here fiiiiirst! Youuuuuu didn’t! Ner-de-ner-de-ner-ner!
And it burns, burns, burns. The feet of fire. The feet of fire…
Hyper Sonic in Sonic 1. Come on Ultimo, you can do better than this….. Knuckles should at least be in here too you know.
Sonic reaches the Green Hill boss, only to find that Eggman has decided to alter his machinery a little bit, just to make it (un)fair.
Eggman: Damn ‘Botch Glass Windows’. Can’t get anything right can they?
Sonic: I ain’t paying you to go to the seaside, slacker!
Even though I can see the blatant antannae there, that’s the real Sonic. He’s fooling me again. Not this time…
Donkey and Diddy Kong don’t quite like Sonic appearing everywhere, so they hope to prevent him from doing so in the future…
Fantastic ‘Dogs. But I’m still hungry. And there’s no food for miles. *Looks at Tails* Tails, would you like to step over here, just near the fire a bit…
How nice of Sonic to turn into Ashura. Erm, quite.
Seems like Tails has finally relented, and become Sonic’s dogs-body. Hahah, I kill myself with my own jokes, really I do… o.O
Sonic can’t be bothered to fight Eggman in Doomsday Zone, so he’ll just sit there while Tails pulls him along. What if Tails let go, Sonic?
Funny hoax, Tails’ crazy flying in his Tornado finally takes a turn for the worse, as Sonic is flipped off to his death…
Ultimo’s cleaning the Hidden Palace Zone a tad.
Seems a Mario Genie was hiding somewhere in them there Emeralds. Make a wish Ultimo.
Ultimo’s wish seems simple enough, but… wait, what’s he planning?
Ultimo stands proud as the last of those annoying Mario creatures are dead.
Sonic tries out the Mario 64 Start Screen by messing up Mario’s face.
Tails clings on for dear life as Hyper Sonic just…. casually zooms past. Honestly, after all the things Tails has done for him…
“Sonic, you’re all… green. May I suggest an ointment?”
Link picks up the grand prize – a Sonic the Hedgehog plushie!!! *Item Jingle* Dun-ner-ner-nuhhhhhh!
Eggman appears into Legend of Zelda (makes sense… o.O) and tries to claim his Voodoo doll of Sonic back!
Link isn’t having none of it, as he successfully stabs Eggman in the extremely large gut. Ah, good times…
Mario, you scamp. Just wait until Sonic gets his hands on you… oooh, Chewits shaped Chaos Emeralds…
Sonic decides it’s time he got his own back on Kirby, after what he did in Hidden Palace Zone…
Well, indeed. More Level Select silliness.
Best listen to the boy, Knuckles can become quite the rough customer.
Careful Sonic, Link’ll sue you. He’ll get the Miyamoto bandwagon. He’ll chip your chosser. He’ll… you know what, never mind.
Well, quite. Not a clue on what’s going on, but there you go. Mario Land 2. Indeed.
Uhm… a ‘Lone Ranger’ birdie starts bombing the Tornado, and Sonic would rather jump to his doom then be a target. Really.
As a nice ‘Happy Boifday’ gesture to Sonic Neo, Ultimo goes… to east his cake. At gunpoint. Should he want to die.
The lives of many are about to be saved as Sonic finally gets a chance to kill Barney, the sodding annoying Dinosaur!
Bleedin’ Nora, Mario gets everywhere…
Not sure what this is about, but it looks like Heavyknux thought it’s high time Ultimo took a hot bath.
No Sonic, you aren’t lucky. “Yes I am, I’m… *gasp, gasp GASSSSSP*” Well, what did you expect? No oxygen is bad for you.
Naughty Sonic, it seems he needs to be taught a lesson about love. Enter Barney…
Hello, what’s going on here? Part 1 of an altered Sonic 2 ending.
Part 2, and Sonic is in good knowledge that Tails will come along to rescue him.
Part 3, and Sonic is having doubts. Very serious doubts.
Part 4 – Dowwwwwwwwn he goes…
Part 5: I give that a… 6 & 1/2 out of ten.
Tails threatens Sonic with his bowels of wisdom… by attempting to fart right near a lava pit. Hmmm… gaseous.
Well, Sonic can’t get it perfect all the time…
You noticed, Sonic? What? Nothing’s wrong, just a line of Gold Rings ahead of you. What Sonic? Grey Rings? My boy, you’ve gone colour blind, again.
And in this moment of shock, the dinosaur goes in for the kill…
Looks like Sonic couldn’t handle Tails farting near a lava pit, so the ironic punishment is relevant thus…
Part 1 in a series of story-hoaxes, in a fantastic Tails Armageddon plot. Knuckles and Sonic seem to be infiltrating the Scrap Brain Zone.
Part 2. Not knowing the terror of the Tails’, Sonic & Knuckles decide to continue.
Part 3. Knuckles appears more butch than he seems, or should that be portly?
Part 4, and a funny hoax showing one of the stupid reasons why Knuckles can’t be played in Sonic 1. That theory is a load of tripe, we tells yer.
Part 5, and Knuckles quickly slams back, and right into Sonic. That’s gotta squeeze the old gut a bit.
Part 6, and Knuckles attempts to find… his liver. Good enough reason, I guess.
Possibly an outburst of anger from past childhood of Mortgage companies, Ultimo takes it out on Eggman, now a full time employee of ‘Shat Deals Mortgage Inc.
Hmmm… meaty. Knuckles wins the fight in S&K, just how it should have been. Yum, get a spoon.
Another Tails cloning hoax series, this time Tails has some fun recreating his genes without the need for having… no, I won’t say that, on second thoughts.
Uhm, too many Tails’? A massive explosion suddenly erupts, and…
Part 3, with Knuckles hoping that he’s killed the Tails clones once and for all.
Yet another chapter in the Tails cloning storyline. Lava Reef, and Sonic & Knuckles try to use the Tails to their advantage. But Knuckles isn’t too happy with his plan to burn them to death.
A bit peeved, Knux flicks a switch…
Another load of clones defeated, as Sonic starts getting trauma from seeing the torment.
A fourth chapter in the Tails Saga. In an effort to get rid of the clones, Sonic and Knuckles organise a ‘trip’.
Part 2. Now being probed for the truth, Sonic & Knuckles plan a quick escape…
Erm… yes. A fifth chapter in the Tails Saga, Sonic seems transfixed at some kinda TV Monitor.
The creep-ness factor sets in as more Tails appear, unbeknown to Sonic. They’re behind you!
Now getting beyond the ridiculous, the Tails start forming a pyramid. Behind Sonic. Who’s now scared. OK, he’s not then.
Knuckles can’t believe his eyes as Tails upon Tails spew through the door. Quite why the massive TV Monitor was there we’ll never know, possibly watching Crossroads?
A very good hoax of Sonic in the SNES version of Mario Kart. Now all we need is a good hoax of Sonic & Tails in Smash Brothers Melee *turns to Electronic Gaming Monthly*
More title screen malarkey. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………
Chapter 6 in the Tails Cloning Story. After the terror that was the many Tails found by Sonic, the two talk about ways of destruction. Note the button that Sonic is standing on…
Tails is having none of it, as he zooms past the two scheming characters. All they want is a bit of fun. Or world domination, same thing.
As Knuckles decides their fate, it seems that his words aren’t without a sense of irony, as the door closes upon thus…
Good title card hoax from Sonic 2. Erm, yes, excellent. But, why sewage, you insane person?
Pretty crap, if you ask me. Hahahahaha, geddit? Crap? The sewage? Ahhhhhhhh-ahahahahaha! Oh, really, we crack ourselves up. Crack!? Ahh-hahahahaha!!!
Chapter 7 of you know what (Will this never end?) Knux and Sonic return to Scrap Brain, the scene of the crime.
Ignoring the blatant cult quote from a certain RPG in the last hoax, the Toxomeister starts acting a bit peculiar…
Run, Knuckles, run you fool. Oh, alright, get blown up then, see if I give a treacle toffee.
This HAS to be one of our favorite hoaxes by Ultimo. Yes, it’s Toilet Humour (literally), but we love it!
This one’s even funnier, Mario invades Angel Island and ceremonially dumps all over the shop, almost leaving Sonic to tread in one. Whiffy.
Now Tails is in control, not Sonic. Looks a bit suspicious what Tails has in his hand though…
*Singing in an SA2 style Knuckles rap-py American style type thing* Something’s going down in Hidden Palace, man. Gotta fah-nd dat Mah-ster Emerald here, dude. What da hell is dat thing, there? Where’d dat blasted bulb go, boy?
Well, the bulbs are back, with a venegeance. Mwahahaha… ow, my eyes hurt now ^_^
Looks a bit peculiar, Sonic never used to cook. Think about it, a hedgehog cooking your meals, that’s the time to stop taking drugs, children.
Well, I wouldn’t add Eggman into the mix, you’re cooking will taste horrible. But, why does Eggman look so insanely… happy?
Reeling from his last match with the pink puff-ball, Sonic notices Kirby has taken its stand on the Master Emerald again. Best get back to that Hospital Sonic, it’ll save you the bother.
Some more unoriginal companion trickery, Heavyknux creates a duff copy of Tails for a replacement. WTF indeed Sonic, W.T.F.
Was that Fire Shield put there to hide a bodge Sonic sprite underneath Ultimo? LOL ^_^ Eggman’s not going to be having the best of days on the other hand.
Tails offers freindship with Knuckles. Although… why they aren’t pals already is anyone’s guess.
Tails, you little joker, you. Now Knuckles needs to be resussitated, he can’t breathe now. You scamp Tails, you.
Knuckles complements the punch mix, where its clear that it’s either unhygenic, or Eggman’s spiked it. Tails doesn’t take too well to the brew.
Eggman looks a bit confused as to be seeing Hyper Sonic (or at least, a green Super Sonic) legging it in Emerald Hill. Oh well, just go for Tails…
A very funny and pointless hoax story, Eggman re-enacts the play of Jack and the beanstalk, unbeknown to Eggman himself.
Well, with so many beans, you’ll need some antacids to keep you… healthy.
Up goes Eggman, but where his roots? And that steel roof’ll sting.
As Tails, Knux and Sonic attempt to do a ‘Jack’ by knicking off with Eggman’s very large 7UP bottle, Eggman catches them red handed and… asks them for his popsicles. Yes, WTF too. ^^
Sonic gets a taste of the future as the Sonic 1 Special Stages are replaced with the walls and items found in the Bonus Stage in Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
More unoriginal goings on. But, it’s well done. Go on, Super Sonic, roar. Roar load and broad, into the distance, so that the whole world may hear… yes.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles title, and Tails seems to be having some trouble with his Tornado…
There we go, lovely. Did Tails survive? Will the giant Sonic survive? Is the giant Sonic real? Find out, same bat-time…