Sonic Level Assistance Center

[Neon The Hedgehog]

Do you have a Sonic level or boss that your having trouble beating? Are those nasty Badniks not giving you a break? Never fear because the Sonic Level Assistance Center is here to help ! Even the best Sonic gamers have one level or boss that they had to spend countless lives to beat. So lets use this discussion post to help our fellow Sonic gamers get through the tough spots of Sonics world. Theres no shame here, so feel free to ask for help. Unless if you are having trouble getting through Green Hill Zone 1, then I am not sure if anyone can help you (just kidding ).

[JezMM]

I've been playing this newfangled "Sonic Dash" game and I can't beat the first level, Seaside Hill.  It just seems to go on forever or something.

[Iggy]

How do you beat those badniks in Werehog form in Sonic Colors?

Edited July 18, 2013 by SheWhoRantsTooMuch

[spinny]

I'm playing Mystic Cave in Sonic 2 and I got stuck in this spike pit as Super Sonic. Surely if you opened this topic, you know how to get out?

Edited July 18, 2013 by Super Spindash

[Endy]

How do I unlock Shadow in Brawl?

[Milo]

"Hello. This is the official Sega Assistance phone line. If you are looking for a solution on how to get past the rotating red-and-white barrel in Sonic the Hedgehog 3, please press 3..."

Edited July 18, 2013 by Gabe the Grouch

[Dandp]

I was playing Sonic 1 and I can't figure out how to make Sonic boost. How do you do it?

[spinny]

How do you spindash in Sonic 1, the Mega Drive version?

Edited July 18, 2013 by Super Spindash

[Endy]

I can't beat Casino Night Zone, it triggers my gambling addiction. HELP.

[Stasis]

Having trouble finding that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald in Shadow the Hedgehog.

[a mystery]

I came in expecting tips on Level Design.

I'm disappointed. :<

 

Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure everyone here can get through most Sonic levels with no sweat. Sorry, but no dice here!

Edited July 18, 2013 by Can of Nothing

[Jacky]

In Mario 64, why can't hedgehog crawl

[Milo]

I came in expecting tips on Level Design.

I'm disappointed. :<

 

Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure everyone here can get through most Sonic levels with no sweat. Sorry, but no dice here!

 

Dimps would certainly need help in that field.

 

 

Edited July 18, 2013 by Gabe the Grouch

[Aero]

In all seriousness, I'm kinda stuck on Shadow's fight in Generations.

 

don't hurt me

[Nepenthe]

Funny, I thought this topic could've actually had some use, both as a resource for the few stages that are indeed hard to beat, such as the Dino Egg mission, but also as a place to share tips and tricks on levels we may simply find difficult. We're not all the equivalent of amazing Japanese Unleashed speed runners on every single Sonic game that existed. No indeed, sometimes we suck balls. While it's easy to simply look up tutorials on YouTube which eats into its potential discussion value, I still saw enough possibilities in the discussion to at least keep the topic open and see where it led.

Thanks for making a decision for me, because almost every single response in this topic before mine is nothing but unbridled dickery. It astounds me that this is the way you guys sought to not only shit up this topic, which is something we tell you not to do, but to treat a newcomer. So congratulations. You fucking failed. Topic locked.

EDIT: If you're reading this now, more than likely you have gotten striked for poor behavior. Seems staff is still livid over this. I'm still livid over this. It continues to flabbergast us that nearly all of you reacted in such a poor manner to a topic that had some use and ultimately caused a newcomer to conclude for a minute that this was a shit place. And can you really blame them? I wasn't sure if the message had really been sent, especially after subsequent conversation with people, so here I am.

What compounds on top of this is that some of you, either in the past or perhaps sometime in the future, are going to complain that SSMB has a volatile atmosphere for reasons that I hope are now exceedingly apparent to you, and it makes a lot of the discussion we've had before on this subject inherently hypocritical. As I've said before, it's just plain ol' negative behavior, which is frighteningly easy to avoid by just not being a jerk.

So, pretty much all of you except for a few have been given warnings. I don't care if you were just playing. I don't care if you think this is old news. I don't think you care if I am in turn shit-stirring. Frankly, I sometimes think we're way too lenient because we worry constantly about whether or not we're coming off as fair. Well, I think strikes are fair in this case.

As usual, you have an avenue for appeal. Take it up with an administrator if you feel this is unwarranted.

[Sean]

Responding to this just to make sure that people see Nep's revised post.

I'm very disappointed in you guys.