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This Is The Worst Queue I’ve Ever Been In

And I just came back from teh post office.
By Big the Cat, April 1 2016


You guys won’t believe what happened while I was in Arabia. I was going there once upon a time, for a spot of fishing. You know how that thug life goes. And while the desert is nice and warm for someone like me, it’s also very dry. So I thought I’d go to the nearby store to buy some water.

I found what appeared to be a queue for the cashier.

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So I politely got in line and waited for my turn

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It was pretty hot standing there in line so I was hoping that people would move quickly

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My thoughts quickly turned to Froggy and where I left him, by the cool lake

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I didn’t want anything bad to happen to him. But I also didn’t want him eating the rest of those Chaos Cream Pies that I had brought especially for the holiday

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There’s only two left. If he eats them both… Or so help me, if he gives the last one to Norton…

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No, I am a happy cat. I like Lazy Days and Livin’ in Paradise. Froggy is my best pal.

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But seriously if he eats them, he’ll be bait before he knows it.

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It was around this time that I noticed a distinct lack of movement in the line.

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I decided to get my water elsewhere. You’d have thought the time would have flown by, but instead I was facing stony silences. Maybe I should watch out for tourist traps next time.

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I’m stuck.

2 Comments

  1. I am outraged. I would like to see a follow-up to this article, so I can see what happens next.

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