An Unhealthy Dose of Holiday Fail: Sonic Christmas Carols

An Unhealthy Dose of Holiday Fail: Sonic Christmas Carols

sa-sonic-12Hit the jump to read the lyrics to some Christmas Carols.  These aren’t the songs that you’ve come to know and love, however.  These songs were edited… by a Sonic fan and were found at Fanart-Central by Supakitsune of Sonic Retro.  I hope you like to sing the words “Sonic” and “Chao.”

1. The Twelve Days Of Sonic  Xmas!
On the first day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me a chao eating a pea.
On the second day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao
eating a pea.
On the third day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails
dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the fourth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me four dancing chao, three Chaos
Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls and a chao eating a pea.
On the fifth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me five golden rings, four dancing chao,
three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the sixth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me six chao eggs, five golden rings, four
dancing chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the seventh day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me seven sleds and snow boards, six
chao eggs, five golden rings, four dancing chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls,
and a chao eating a pea.
On the eighth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me eight slices of pizza, seven sleds and
snow boards, six chao eggs, five golden rings, four dancing chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two
freaky Tails dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the ninth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me nine chao fruits, eight slices of pizza,
seven sleds and snow boards, six chao eggs, five golden rings, four dancing chao, three Chaos
Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the tenth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me ten shiney chao, nine chao fruits, eight
slices of pizza, seven sleds and snow boards, six chao eggs, five golden rings, four dancing
chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao eating a pea.
On the eleventh day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me eleven cups of egg nog, ten shiney
chao, nine chao fruits, eight slices of pizza, seven sleds and snow boards, six chao eggs, five
golden rings, four dancing chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two freaky Tails dolls, and a chao
eating a pea.
On the twelfth day of Sonic X mas MetalSonic gave to me twelve new Game Boy Advance SPs,
eleven cups of egg nog, ten shiney chao, nine chao fruits, eight slices of pizza, seven sleds and
snow boards, six chao eggs, five golden rings, four dancing chao, three Chaos Emeralds, two
freaky Tails dolls, and a chao-ao-ao eating a PEA!! XD       Merry Christmas =D

2. Deck The Halls With Sonic Pictures!
Deck the halls with Sonic pictures!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chao!
Tis the season to be chaoly!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chao!
So-o-o-onic,Knu-u-u-ux a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and Taaaaaaaaaaaaails!
I-i-in the chao-ao garden, fee-e-e-eeeeeeeeeeding the-e chao!
I-I-I-I-I-NNNNN THE CHAO GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. We Wish You A Sonic X mas!
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
And a happy Chao Year!
The chao fruit we bring to chao and Tikal
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
And a happy Chao Year!
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
We wish you a Sonic X mas,
WE WISH YOU A SONIC X MAAAAAAS!!!!
And a happy Chao year! =D

[The Unholy Source]

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Brad, also known as "Slingerland," is a staff writer and editor for both The Sonic Stadium and Sonic Retro. His area of emphasis is the inner-workings of the games and laughing at everything. Follow him on Twitter. - @bradflick55

24 Comments

  1. Like the attitude… but the lyrics…

    eh…

    …could be changed somewhat…

    I mean, the main focus seems to be about the Chao.

    With a little bit more creativity, we Sonic fans could fix this…

    In fact…

    Gotta go!

  2. Um… the last 2 are… tolerable, but that “12 Days of Sonic X-Mas” one… ugh. It’s embarrassing to even read through it. =P

  3. I will sing a different version of the third on Christmas (but not loud enough for anyone to hear me):

    > 3. We wish you a Sonic Christmas!

    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas,
    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas,
    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas, and a Green Hill-like Year.
    > Golden rings we bring to you for a spin;
    > Go Super Sonic for Christmas and have a Green Hill-like Year.

    > Oh, bring us a Chaos Emerald;
    > Oh, bring us a Chaos Emerald;
    > Oh, bring us a Chaos Emerald before Robotnik gets here.
    > We won’t go until we get some;
    > We won’t go until we get some;
    > We won’t go until we get some, so bring some out here.

    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas;
    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas;
    > We wish you a Sonic Christmas and a Green Hill-like Year.

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