Sonic’s Pants! Sonic Underwear hits UK River Island Stores

Sonic’s Pants! Sonic Underwear hits UK River Island Stores

pantsTurns out that if you think Sonic is pants, you are right! River Island, one of the UK’s leading high street fashion outlets has recently started selling a couple of pieces of underwear for the discerning gentleman (or lady if they prefer the comfort of the boxer briefs!).

The line currently includes a snazzy pair of boxers which will set you back a whopping ยฃ9.99 per pair, and a pair of funky checkered socks retailing at ยฃ6.99 a pop.

If you really are Sonic mad (and I know a lot of you are) but a bit shy, then you can now proudly wear the hedgehog at all times without attracting too much attention. However, it does look like he’s about to spin-attack your groin (or is he sniffing your crotch?).

Both products are available at the UK River Island Online store.

Props to Rich for spotting these.

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Adam Tuff

With a decade under his belt, Adam is one of The Sonic Stadium's most seasoned writers, with interests in the music and merchandise of the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. Adam is the co-organiser for the Summer of Sonic convention.

17 Comments

  1. I’m not sure I want my genitalia so close to Sonic’s mouth XD

    Also look’s like Sonic’s about to buzz saw off your bits ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  2. Awwww, poor Sonic as that doesn’t sound too good at all.So much for his speech about strangers and touching inappropriate places…yes I been watching my new Sonic cartoon boxset I got today. ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Maybe this is a metaphore of some kind.

    Are Sega admitting that Sonic is a bit pants these days?

    (Just joking, do NOT flame!)

  4. Just by wearing this on gives you some sorta erection I swear. I would consider someone strange if they proudly hang this on the wall of their Sonic collections.

    .. but, on second thought, I might wanna do the same if I got one. MIGHT!

  5. Oddly enough I think I got the socks as a bday present… Maybe I should get the boxers to complete the collection.

  6. I cant seem to find the socks on the site maybe they sold out i hope not ๐Ÿ™ also the turtles boxers look cool lol

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