That’s right. I’m paying you to be a huge tool. Here’s the scoop, readers:
- Go to the U.S. Black Knight website
- Find and print a papercraft knight helmet (sword optional). Be sure to pick your favorite helmet.
- Assemble the papercraft
- Wear the papercraft
- Do something absolutely stupid for comedic effect (i.e. pose, pose with complete strangers, make silly faces, wear a popped-collar shirt)
- Take a picture of your tool action
- Send it to: thesonicstadium AT gmail.com
- Win $10
Simple enough. Be silly with paper knight helmets on and send in a photograph. The person who looks like the biggest tool wins. Pictures are due by February 21st.
I’ll be waiting.
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