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Made you look. Now, a while ago Roareye Black and I participated in the Wrecks Factor singing contest. You probably thought that was over by now, but oh no. You still get a chance to vote for your favourite. Hint: It’s either mine or Rory’s. Well, not even Rory’s really. 😉 As a special gift to you, my friends, I give you the lyrics to Jingle All The Way:

Most of the year I’m a grumpy git,
Cos SEGA won’t fix my face,
It’s useless to persist,
With jolly celebrations.
Whether holidays or birthdays they never cease,
Can they not see that I am broken?
But when it’s Christmas and the snow is just all I see,
To everyone I want to say ‘God Bless’.

All the bells ringing, they’re chiming for Christmas,
Jingle All The Way.
We’re going dashing right through the snow,
In a sleigh that I made of heather.
In one horse open sleighs we go O’er the fields
Laughing All The Way (ha ha ha).
When you have a sleighing song,
You have to sing it again and again.

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All the bells ringing, they’re chiming for Christmas,
Jingle All The Way.
We’re going dashing right through the snow,
In a sleigh that I made of heather.
In one horse open sleighs we go O’er the fields
Laughing All The Way (ha ha ha).
When you have a sleighing song,
You have to sing it again and again.

Now you can sing along, the song is infinitely better than any of the others! Hoorah for lyrics, I say. The voting poll is at http://sonicwrecks.com/news.php – of course, you could just let me have a losing streak… ;P

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Dreadknux

Sexy founder of The Sonic Stadium, and creator and co-organiser of the Summer of Sonic fan convention. By day, I'm a super-fantastic games journalist, el professionale. By night, I'm the mother-loving Sonical Batman. I keep the site ticking, look after the TSS Network, and get all excited about Sonic games so that you can too. May contain nuts.