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SWEET FUCKING GOD OF PERSONIFIED ASS-SEX CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING NIGGA NO NOT HER YOU GODDAMNED PEDO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YEAH YOU SEE THIS MOFUCKA THAT'S CHEESE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAO WHAT IS A CHAO YOU MIGHT ASK THEY'RE THESE LITTLE BLUE FUCKERS THAT LOOK LIKE OTHER ANIMALS BY EATING THEM IDK ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THEY'RE SO AWESOME THEY GET THEIR OWN UNCENSORED PORNOGRAPHY IN SONIC GAMES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGcmUCksWrk aw hell yeah i'm fapping to this shit already ANYWAY I'M HERE TO TELL YOU WHY CHEESE IS THE BEST FUCKING CHARACTER EVER HE'S SO BOSS HE CAN RAPE ANYONE'S SHIT BACKWARDS JUST BY RUNNING INTO THEM HE WEARS A FUCKING BOWTIE I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK HE WEARS A BOWTIE BUT GODDAMN IT'S STILL BADASS HE HAS A GODDAMNED FLOATING DOT THING ON HIS HEAD THAT CHANGES SHAPE WHENEVER HE EMOTES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS FACE TO TELL IF HE'S PISSED OFF AND READY TO RAPE YOUR SHIT JUST LOOK FOR THE FLOATY DOT THING THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A MASSIVE FROWNY THING HE'S SO GODDAMNED PIMP THAT HE TAKES HIS OWN PERSONAL SLUT AROUND EVERYWHERE HE GOES YEAH YOU HEARD ME CREAM AIN'T IN CHARGE BECAUSE CHEESE IS THE GODDAMNED BOSS JUST CHECK THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjw0PNlL1g DID YOU JUST SEE THAT THEY JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF DOCTOR FUCKING EGGMAN AND WHO DID ALL THE WORK? NOT MS. FURRY AND CUTE, THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE NAW SHE JUST STOOD BACK LOOKING SMILEY AND DROPPING RINGS ALL THE TIME WHAT A CLUMSY LITTLE BITCH SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK EGGMAN'S SHIT IS MADE OF BUT CHEESE JUST TEARS IT THE FUCK APART MAN THAT'S LIKE I DUNNO A FEW FUCKING TONNES OF FORCE FOR EVERY RAM THIS LITTLE NIGGA UPSTAGES KNUX'S MAN MUSCLE ON A REGULAR BASIS AND HE PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN REACH YOUR KNEES IF HE WAS STANDING ON THE GROUND HOLY FUCKING SHIT now man you're probably all like "but shadow could just stop time and roundhouse kick him in the back of his fucking midget head" or "but sonic could totally turn super saiyajin and run him the fuck over" or "but silver could just hold him in place screaming IT'S NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE" NO YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH because unlike all those other furry fags cheese isn't even programmed with the ability to TAKE DAMAGE YOU COULD PRACTICALLY DROP A GODDAMNED STEAMROLLER ON HIM AND IT WOULD JUST BOUNCE OFF HIS MANLY CHAO FLAB IT'S A BIT LIKE HOW TAILS USED TO BE IN SONIC 2 EXCEPT CHEESE DOESN'T BOUNCE ABOUT THE PLACE LIKE A FUCKING PANSY WHENEVER HE TOUCHES SOME PUSSY ASS SPIKES SO NEXT TIME YOU THINK CHEESE LOOKS LIKE SOME CUTE INNOCENT BLUE THING JUST REMEMBER CHEESE IS A FUCKING BOSS WHO CAN RAPE YOUR SHIT WHENEVER HE DAMN WELL FEELS LIKE IT TL;DR, Discuss the awesomness that is Cheese the Chao. I command you to. >=3