BlueTube: Jason Griffith Plays It Safe

Community Blog · June 14th, 2009, 4:03 am by Brad Flick · 35 Comments »

Lady and gentlemen, Jason Griffith wears a condom. You should, too.

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SuperSonic7 says:

14 June, 2009 at 4:28 am

Oh man, I saw this a few weeks ago (thanks to FTA from HellFireComms)and whenever I her Griffith speak, I can only see Sonic. Holy c*&@, that’s some major stuff right there. But, at least he’s playin’ it safe. ♡

SuperSonic7 says:

14 June, 2009 at 4:29 am

Oops, meant ‘hear’ not ‘her’. Sorry! ♡

DC111 says:

14 June, 2009 at 5:26 am

If you just close your eyes and picture Sonic saying that to Amy… it doesn’t miss the mark by that much..

Jix Hedgehog says:

14 June, 2009 at 5:42 am

When there’s no news.. post a link to a youtube video that was mentioned a couple of weeks ago!

*Thumbs up*
Best stick to voice acting?

LoL… stick

nam1018 says:

14 June, 2009 at 5:57 am

In the end he starts to use his sonic voice.LOL

Elizabeth the Bathog says:

14 June, 2009 at 10:12 am

LOL yeah he do use his sonic voiceXD

Umiyuri says:

14 June, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Pfft… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The advert seems to present his semi-angry-determined voice as sexy. I don’t know if I’m in a position to agree or not. Saying no makes me feel sorry for poor Jason (I honestly hate putting the guy down). Saying yes gets ninety-nine-point-seven-five percent of the English fanbase attacking me and probably calling me something along the lines of a ‘****-retarded ****ing whore who sucks 4Kids ****’…

Though, to be honest, if he voices Sonic more like this, I’m pretty sure people will complain a little less.

Humble Fellow says:

14 June, 2009 at 12:58 pm

@Umiyuri: Totally agree with you there. Ryan Drummond he ain’t, but Griffith’s getting better, and Black Knight proved that imo.

SOTI says:

14 June, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Haha, I didn’t expect this to be posted on here.
For the record, I posted the video on Retro after Slingerland’s post.

Will says:

14 June, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Lol I imagine Sonic saying this to Amy XD

Humble Fellow says:

14 June, 2009 at 2:22 pm

@Will: It’d be even better if the girl was played by Lisa Ortiz!

Eggman123 says:

14 June, 2009 at 4:15 pm

@umiyuri
all 4 kids guys are getting better… (i dont know about silver he had only one appearence)
but tails, sonic and espically knuckles got better.
lets just stop bit**** about 4 kids we will all like them better if the rest of the game is good also

Egg says:

14 June, 2009 at 4:17 pm

@Eggman123: Tails? He only got worse!

The video, HILARIOUS!!!

Humble Fellow says:

14 June, 2009 at 6:39 pm

@Egg: I agree. Try as she may, Amy Palent just can’t get a decent voice out of Tails that doesn’t make him sound like a girl.

Well, like it or not, we’re stuck with her.

Dark Prowl says:

15 June, 2009 at 12:17 am

Every time he talked I pictued Tom from Chaotic.

It’s even funnier because he looks a lot like a teenage Griffith.

Cy-Fox says:

15 June, 2009 at 2:05 am

Teenage pregnancy…that’s no good!

STULF the 20X6 Hedgedog says:

15 June, 2009 at 4:56 am

FUNNY! I did her Sonic a little bit in there, which just made it even funnier. Especially that rant around the end. That just screamed not Sonic voice, but Sonic life style. Not to say Sonic is a womanizer, but how he’s always running around the world.

Niko+ says:

15 June, 2009 at 4:44 pm

He sounded funny, I didn’t hear much sonic-ism in his voice (mabye I’m stuck with Junichi’s voice), but a great ad none the less.

Extaticus says:

15 June, 2009 at 5:13 pm

@Umiyori: You, my friend, are a ****-retarded ****ing whore who sucks 4Kids ****!

Just kidding. I’m English you see, so every burger-boy from the good old US of A is automatically prejudiced about me! Life is fun…

Umiyuri says:

15 June, 2009 at 5:31 pm

…Um, thank you, Mr Name-That-Takes-Three-Or-Four-Readings-To-Pronounce-Correctly. Kinda like my name.

I have no idea what half your comment even translates into, but thank you. XD

Stephen says:

15 June, 2009 at 5:49 pm

Sonic has completed Bedroom zone, Act 1

Humble Fellow says:

15 June, 2009 at 8:47 pm

While we’re on the subject of Jason Griffith, I’ve just that he may be in the new Transformers movie.

Apparently, he’s voicing Sideswipe.

knuxtaben says:

16 June, 2009 at 11:57 am

This is old news. Knew about this ages ago. But still funny.

BrockyChrist says:

16 June, 2009 at 3:18 pm

@ Stephen LOL.

Did he make it to the special stage? XD

STULF the 20X6 Hedgedog says:

17 June, 2009 at 3:50 am

@ Humble Fellow:
Is he really voicing in Transformers. I’m not a huge Transformers fan, but I do watch it. I liked the first and want to see the second one horribly bad, but learning that it’s Sonic the Hedgehog influenced makes me want to die to see it. I’m neutral with Jason, but knowing there’s a little bit of Sonic in there is awsome!

@ Stephen
Did he get a Chaos Emerald? Did he defeat Robotniks protection bot? Did he make it to the STD Zone? The unwanted pregnancy Zone? ADD ON!

Humble Fellow says:

17 June, 2009 at 11:13 am

@STULF the 20X6 Hedgedog: It’s not 100% confirmerd but it looks that way. It’s a good fit since Sideswipe is a bit Sonic-esque in character.

edge the squirrel says:

18 June, 2009 at 1:16 am

He sounds like sonic towards the end and that just made it even worse… when you hear sonics voice and that one lady that sounds nothing likes a sonic character it makes you think of a really bad fanfic… but what fanfics arent bad… if anyone can think of one please tell me…

Sonic Overlord UK says:

18 June, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Hahaha! I’ve seen this vid already (thanks to NTom64 and FTA) and good lord it’s funny! Good old Griffith!

Freedom-Frequency says:

18 June, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I . . . . am. . . . . TOTALLY DRAWING SOMETHING BASED OFF THIS.

STULF the 20X6 Hedgedog says:

19 June, 2009 at 12:41 am

@ Humble Fellow:
Interesting. I did google it and found that it does look that way (finally a reason to watch the credits). I also found out Linkin Park is doing the movie’s main theme “New Divide.” This movie has gone from must to “I WILL DIE AND MY SOUL WILL GO TO HELL IF I DON’T SEE THIS MOVIE” must (I’m not religous ).

Humble Fellow says:

21 June, 2009 at 12:57 pm

@STULF the 20X6 Hedgehog: Sorry to bring you down like this, but I saw the movie yesterday, and it wasn’t Griffith.

Like I said, not 100% confirmed.

Still a great film though.

STULF the 20X6 Hedgedog says:

22 June, 2009 at 5:46 am

@ Humble Fellow:
Oh Well! I wanted to see it before we thought Jason was in there any way.

Osnic says:

4 July, 2009 at 9:14 pm

…Lol, I thought first that you was going to show us a clip from a porn movie or something. But this is just…eerrrr, yeah. Well, I hope it teaches kids something. Lol!

TailstheHedgehog says:

8 July, 2009 at 4:15 am

Lol, not a topic you bring up around the dinner table but hilarious all the same.
@Humble Fellow: I watched it yesterday, but I didn’t pick up his voice. Then again all the deceptecons and autobots voices are so computerised it would be hard to pick him out from all the exploding and yelling.

kittyfur says:

11 July, 2009 at 5:54 pm

…………..I don’t think I;m gonna be playing any Sonic for a while, ’cause this most likely going to keep popping into my head whilst I play.