Our running crew at Sonic Retro usually hops on Skype once a day. It’s pretty ridiculous. A recent tradition at the annual Sonic Amateur Games Expo has been to get together and read incredibly awful fan-fiction (aka most fan-fiction) with Dom of Rare Candy. Back in 2008, this was the most ridiculous fan-fiction that we had read to date. It still stands as one of the all-time greats. Retro member H_Hog recently finished an animation on his DSi, a project two-years in the making, to accompany the audio.
Complete with Dom’s amazing musical talents, his Andross-inducing reverb and H_Hog’s Flipnote Studio animation, Sonic Retro presents… “Cream Kills Everybody: A SonicBlast08 Masterpiece.” Warning: language and poorly-drawn gore.
Starring the voice talents of: Dom, H_Hog, Kroze, InstantSonic and Katzu Niku. Stay tuned for more dramatic fan-fic readings. Trust me, we’ve got plenty. Yes, I play Rotor in most of them. He’s so fabulous.
brb. psychiatrist.
Fanfiction.net …what else can you expect?
I laughed because how farfetched the story was.
That is strangely entertaining.
I could see this end up as a series. Presenting the worlds worst Sonic fanfiction.
That was amazing. I wanna submit something for next years SAGE.
Are there any more of these videos out there?
The Cream and Big voices were pretty good.
@Edge: We have so many fan-fic recordings from over the years. I’ve got more to share in the future.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Painfully bad fan fiction!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
wat the hell…I couldn’t finish it…Anyone who could watch the whole thing gets props
“What the f*** are those people thinking?”
My thoughts exactly. Holy mother of mercy, who writes stuff like that.
Looking forward to more. That was hilarious.
I’ve watched the whole thing cause I was REALLY bored.
^The perfect time to watch these.
that’s just insane, anyone else notice eggman sounding a bit like chris griffin from family guy ?
brbpsychiatrist
Fan fiction isn’t always awful. Sometimes, you find a story that you not only enjoy, but it moves you.
It’s a delicate art form though, and yes, not everyone is cut out for it.
Because when I think “moving,” I think “anthropomorphic hedgehogs in love.”
Brad Flick: I don’t mean the yaoi stuff!
THIS IS AWESOME MATERIAAL!!!!!!
omg i laughed so hard, it made my day
This reminds me of something i saw on deviantart
Hey Brad how about fan-fic friday?
Looking forward to more. Truly that was the highlight of my day, needed a laugh.
What is this? I don’t even-… The guy who wrote this
A) has a horribly poor grasp of science (i.e. glass shards that get bigger when they make conact with stomach acid? WTF?)
B) has a f***ing weird mind to be able to think of those kind of things. O_o
C) ACTULLLY HAS FANS?!?! O_O
Thank god I don’t write fan fics or they’d end up, quite possibly almost as bad as this.
You know what’s in my fist? Love for this fanfic.
Oh god this is like Twila, the girl who was in love with a vampir.
It’s amazing.
This is the most Disturbing,Hilarious and Psychotic thing I’ve ever heard of!
I dont like it very much, but it sounds like they are having fun
That was…..
You know what? I’m not gonna say anything.
The guy that made this should do more so these guys can make fun of it.
I laughed hard at the story itself, cause everything was ridiculously unrealistic (Even for fiction) and the voicing was nice, the music was good, and the voice that read everything was hilarious at some parts where its all far fetched
http://6t76t.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1nnwk1
Worst fan-fiction I’ve ever come across. Thankfully it’s short.
Thanks for all the feedback on this (though there’s decidedly few comments about what people thought of the video itself ^^; )
As to whether or not this may become a regular thing, that really kind of depends.
When I ‘animated’ this fanfic reading over the span of about a week, I just had this sudden burst of inspiration come over me; mostly caused by the fact that reading this fic in particular just brings the imagery you’re supposed to be seeing to mind really vividly. It all just clicked, and I can’t guarantee it will for the next one I may or may not do.
But I’m not at all ruling out the possibility, at least. We’ll see. There’s been a few fanfic readings these people have been involved in (either with or without me participating), and I’ll give them all another listen and see if any of them hold a candle to the sheer absurdity of the one you just witnessed.
But yeah. Thanks again for the awesome comments =)